When he connects his laptop to the tv

lol

then how will i watch all my mkv h265
s? the tv doesnt play that format, but vlc does. its the best format that fits all our needs best, and when a fren cmes over, thats all useless without connenting to the tv via hdmi.

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Why do whites make this face?

ah-bloo-bloo

>she won't fuck you unless you set up the same thing at her house
Plex is simple better for sharing with normies.

>our messages had sexual undertones and I know she’s down to bang
nigga undertones or not, don't go for it on the first date

>I'm glad you are using Apple TV + Plex with Infuse unlike those incel freaks who use Kodi/Plex

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>when she connects her pusy to my bepis

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>user, why is there a wireless mouse and keyboard on your coffee table?

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it's tinder, boomer

no shit
doesn't matter

I had the opposite of this, I was trying to concentrate on watching Eyes Wide Shut for the first time and she literally had to pick up my hands and put them on her tits

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go back to africa. You will understand the faces there.

That's the "god damn it I should just kill all niggers but killing niggers is against the law and breaking the law is what niggers do" face

It's a thought process that occasionally occurs to all white people regardless of how woke they are, it's part of our instinctual heritage

more like
>white boy spotted face

>user, why is the movie streaming in 144p? Is there something wrong with your TV?

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based fluoride stare

please tell me you brought your own hdmi cable

The great thing about this meme is you can tell it's just passed around by virgins to piss off other virgins
My gf of 4 years and I watch movies from my laptop all the time

reddit

lmao imagine matching a chick and she puts up some kino and you just straight out forget she's just there

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So she makes that face to signal she isnt going to suck your dick?

Did she has nice tits?

>paying for cable
I have a dedicated laptop hooked up to me TV and 3tb of external storage. I share a Plex server with my friends and some of our online discord friends and we are sharing tons of movies and TV shows on there. We have everything worth watching on any streaming service as well as tons of things not available on any. I have a wireless mouse and keyboard too. My qt brown Latina gf doesn't care either and she didn't when we started dating. If you're paying for cable you're a cuck, have fun making millionaires and billionaires richer, rather than making yourself richer.

>user, why is there toilet paper roll in your room?

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>>when he speaks the voice command that switches his TV source from cable to the Kodi box and then browses trending movies on his phone for the box to automagically select and stream a torrent for
>None of this will ever happen with an actual girl in the room. Nobody with an actual gf has time for that shit
>But his weeb waifu pillow will be impressed

>When he's below 6'0 and

>When you slap this look off her face and say she better get the show on the tv or you'll slap her again
>Watching her get wet and squirm at the thought of more violence
Whores want to be treated like whores

>Match with girl on "down to fuck" site
>Shows up, pays more attention to movie than her
>Wonders why she noped him

>Assuming it even happened

>It didn't

>when he connects his laptop to his car

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If she really acts negative to this then just tell her straight up that its fucking dumb to pay out your ass to shitty library streaming services. She is just testing you because anything that isnt normie is automatically negative to a woman. But once you show signs that you are confident that your way is better than the normie way and that you dont care that the herd thinks otherwise she will think you are alpha. Not rocket science.

I've done it with donnie darko as well lul

>But once you show signs that you are confident that your way is better than the normie way and that you dont care that the herd thinks otherwise she will think you are alpha
cope

Netflix is the price of a sandwich. Prime is like $90/year with free, 2-day shipping. Stop being faggots.

It's just one shill trying to meme some upmarketing bullshit that paying for jewflix is sexy while doing anything else is lame and repulsive.

my brother got me one of these, based

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>owning a smart tv so they can gather your data and spy on you even more easily
good goy

1) you can stream pirated movies
2) always be prepared. you should've already had a movie or several downloaded to your laptop/usb stick

Did you miss the part where I said I have everything worth watch from every streaming service? I'd have to pay for multiple streaming services, not just Netflix. I have all the latest shows I want and don't have to pay for cable. If I wanted all that content it'd be hundreds of dollars a year. Now why should I give that hundreds of dollars to millionaires and billionaires rather than keep it for myself? Stay cucked.

LAST NIGHT I DREAMT
THAT SOMEBODY LOVED ME

>pretending white girls actually like niggers
youre brainwashed i assure you. most are disgusted by them and the 1% that do fuck black dudes are completely shunned. i promise.

Also, I get free 2 day shipping on Amazon for free, as I just make a free trial account whenever I want to buy something on Amazon. Have fun paying 90 dollars a year to the richest man in the world cuck.

fuck off, merchant

>just tell her straight up that its fucking dumb to pay out your ass to shitty library streaming services
Yeah, that's exactly how you get laid, lol.

Stop larping like you wouldn't be sweating and gulping like a fish out of water if an actual girl even talked to you.

dilate

Literally nothing wrong with this. Almost any streaming service will connect from a laptop.

A media player is different from a smart TV. You can compile the OS yourself if you're so afraid of glow in the dark African-Americans spying on you.

Virgin detected, confirmed, and broke the goddamn meter.

So is this actually a thing or is Yea Forums trolling me? When I went to college in 2010-2014, nobody used that netflix shit. We all just downloaded and shared torrented movies

It's comfy and my gf likes it

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Based

Giving money to (((them))) is alpha

>tfw Netflix isn't even available in country
who's the cuck now huh?

So the reason he can't get laid is because he acts the opposite of the way he describes how to get pussy? That's supposed to prove him wrong?

>taskbar on the right
it is rare to encounter a man of good taste and fine judgement comparable to my own, but on this day I believe I have

my white gf said you're gay

BTFO

cringe projection post. pretending girls actually care how you watch a movie is the most virgin thing ever.

>having a flag of your country as decoration
absolute fucking CRINGE and 100% cuck behaviour

>this racist incel cope
lol

if this post is true then shes nasty. keep her

dilate

cope princess

white women prefer black men and your race is dying swiftly

nothing you can do about it other than whine on Yea Forums

now keep wasting your time replying. I already won

>vlc

She will leave the room before the movie even starts

you know its true. when people see a white girl with a black dude they cringe internally and assume shes a dirty whore. people just pretend to be nice because if not their lives can be ruined. im not going to argue about this we both know im right.

The only thing funnier than incels and neets lecturing on how to 'seduce" women by being raging asshole autists, is cringing faggots like you who defend them.

You're an incel white knight. Is there anything lower on the spectrum than that?

i cant think of anything more sad than larping as a nigger on 4channel

i dont get the whole "plug your laptop into the TV" meme, if you're relying on your laptop to watch movies/TV wouldn't you have already set up some sort of streaming solution so you dont need to constantly plug it back in?

using your computer as a media box is okay. having to constantly plug it in like some games console is not

im truly asking you right now, when you have a girl over do u ACTUALLY think she cares how you watch a movie? really, do you think this? and you think thinking this way doesnt out you as someone thats literally never spoken to a woman?

>when he turns on his ps4 media server

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>anti virus pop up
"sorry babe one sec"

Because stealing is nigger tier
Are you a nigger?

Let's be real for a second. The only girls that are adverse to torrenting and streaming from a laptop are white women. Not Asian or Hispanic women, but white women. Now why is that? Well let's list a few facts:
White women are the most feminsit group of women in the US. They hate men, reject femininity and embrace a self-centered and narcissistic lifestyle chasing the "experience" and social media attention over a fulfilling relationship. If they so get in a relationship it is purely sexual and used as a tool for her own happiness. Her partner exists to satisfy her and make her happy, her partners happiness and satisfaction is irrelevant. Also it wasn't white men that used their vote to increase multiculturalism, it was white women. White me didn't want multiculturalism, white women did and voted for it. White men aren't the ones fueling the divisiveness we have in today's society, white women are.

Now I know what you're gonna say, it's not white women, it's the Jews. Wrong! The Jews would have no power to enact their agenda if not for white women. White women vote for (((their))) politicians. White women consume and find (((their))) media and propoganda. White women are the Jews most powerful tool, they are their puppets.

So why do white women make that face when you connect your laptop to the TV? Because you aren't paying for Netflix or Hulu or cable and you're not giving (((them))) money. White women have been conditioned by the Jews to react that way so that white men will give Jews their money.

That's a shit tinder date film. It's for fucking aspies

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t. Incel

Well, you sure proved me wrong. Or something.

>get invited to grills place
>she connects her laptop to the tv

what now??

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>When she asks for your Netflix login

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>be me freshman year of college
>go over to senior girl's dorm to watch a movie and get drunk (bing bing wahoo time)
>want to watch Scarface because it is chad kino
>it's not on netflix
>spend 10 minutes looking for a stream on a shady Chinese website that probably infected her laptop
>Still fucked
If you think the girl refused you because you didn't buy into Netflix like a good goyim, you're either butt-ugly or fucking the wrong broads.

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didn't read

boohoo white boi

Pirating isn't stealing. Stealing deprives someone of their property. You take it from them and they no longer have it.

I am not taking anyone's property, they still have it, I'm just making a copy.

But whatever, good goy, don't be a nigger and give your money to Jews!

pewsocialtrends.org/2012/02/16/the-rise-of-intermarriage/

Really gets the noggin joggin

you clearly are an actual angry incel that was just btfo by like 6 other anons. stop posting you sad faggot.

>I'm too lazy to download my own torrents or use my own computer
>Here I'll buy a mini computer just for TV and purchase a sub to download movies OTHER people torrentes
It just gets gayer and gayer

Your parents made you unplug your game console each time?

>Still larping as a nigger on 4channel
Holy shit lol.

>Using Kodi

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Haha thank god my white gf isn't as you described at all

Why are you giving attention to an autist larping as a nigger because he wants attention?

>Tinder
>Netflix
You played yourself from the start

fucking kek

Seething

Boohoo

Oh, look, the sad little person is trying to scare me away by talking autism tough. LOL.

I'll post as much as I want to, you sad little faggot, and there isn't shit you can do about it, except blow snot bubbles while you pound your keyboard in rage.

i dont know man youre right tho. im done

Those are just numbers bitch

look at dis dude

Oh mama I wanna woble those knockers

Am I the only one who uses the internet browser feature on my ps4 to access sites like losmovies and putlockers?

it's an extended display, fuck off

yup, I'm thinking based trips

i tried that on my xbox one and it didnt work iirc

The absolute cringe with Yea Forums tries to put on other hats and sucks even worse at that.

Stick to posting shitty reviews of movies no one cares about.

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what are you so upset at?

Random anecdote from my life. When I was 24 I brought this girl back home from college. I put on the henry cavil superman movie. About 20 minutes into the movie she got bored and asked me to come to bed with her.

this happens a lot user. 2 mintues after the phone booth sex scene in true romance i was fucking my then gf

>freshman in college
>meet cute girl, she was sort of dating this other guy in my friend group for a couple weeks
>hear that she's interested in me
>we flirt a bit
>my roommate says shes dtf
>talk to her, we agree that I will go to her room to hangout/watch a movie
>get there, she puts on finding nemo and we get in her bed
>cothes off except underwear for both us
>making out for like 10 minutes
>i go to take off her panties and she keeps moving my hand away saying no
>keeps making out with me and kissing me
>I just go with it for another hour or so then leave
>she immediately gets back together with the other guy a couple days later

LMAO. I didn't realize at the time she wanted to to take it. She must of thought I was a pussy and went back to the other guy.

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>bringing her to your place
>not the other way around

I wanted to watch the movie desu so after she fell asleep I went back out and finished watching the rest of the movie.

said no girl ever, jesus dude

>tfw user is more interested in seeing cavill than his girl
based

>having a tv in your apartment

I have no tv and I mention it to girls I meet that I think I could potentially take home. That way they know there's just gonna be drinking/chatting in the living room or fuckin in the bedroom if they come back with me.

Works good.

>t. laptop chad

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corporate drone

>Watching kino on a 1080p 13 inch screen with dull colors
Yikes

I just buy a month of netflix on the night if a girl is coming over.

This except without the laptop. Laptops are fucking useless past college. If I'm at home, I use my desktop. If I'm somewhere else, I use my phone.

more like 1366x768

I like those end tables. Look like they'd be a bitch to walk into at night while drunk though.

Don't care faggot. I watch on my laptop screen or I go to real 35mm/70mm films at the local independent theater. No inbetween.

Be glad I put food on the table bitch

I'm a married cunt who's been out of the dating game for a long while, what's the deal with this laptop meme?

I ask because me and my wife use a laptop that's permanently connected to our old TV. We operate it using a wireless keyboard with a trackpad. Youtube, torrents, and all of our downloaded files are right there, it's convenient as fuck.

is he gonna be ok

Nice taste.

I wouldn't decorate that way but I appreciate what you've done. If I didn't live in an apartment and wanted to accumulate more real furniture I would love to have a bed frame like that.

Regardless, by using a laptop you are settling for a significantly inferior picture. You can use that if your fine with it, but you're not superior to anyone.

hahaha

Well I went back into bed after the movie and she was still asleep so as far as she knew I never left the bed.

You can't fully enjoy a film or television show if you watch on a laptop, the picture is too low quality. Literal brainlet.

no wireless keyboard w built in touchpad on the coffee table is kino

I agree. I'm just making fun of the fact that laptop standards haven't improved whatsoever in like a fucking decade. You still get absolutely trash-tier hardware unless you pay out the ass for """premium""" shit.

I'd like one of these but they always have the built-in trackpad on the right. Absolutely cucked as a left-hander

>when he says "Movies are for pseuds and homosexuals", turns on his OG Xbox with the first-gen fat controllers and puts in Timesplitters 2

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based retard
she wanted you to fuck her loser

what's it like to fuck a girl you met the same day?
sounds awkward to me
ive only ever been with my wife and i knew her for a year before sex

>35mm/70mm films at the local independent theater
Trying this hard

i just unplug my game console to keep my living area tidy. if you're worried about women making fun of you for using a laptop with your TV, you should be more worried about women making fun of you for having your nintendos set up.

true, i have the little logitech one

When he cums in your mouth while you are asleep.

first-gen fat controllers lmfao

>t. flyover