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Big Bird edition

LAA: Maddon: No plans to limit Ohtani's steal attempts
PIT: Hayes (thumb/forearm) expected to return Saturday
STL: Adam Wainwright goes six in shutout of Pirates
TOR: Guardians trade Zimmer to Blue Jays for Castro
STL: Tyler O'Neill homers, knocks in five total runs
KC: Bobby Witt Jr. doubles in go-ahead run in debut
MIA: Bender likely to get first crack at closer for MIA
SD: Melvin: Taylor Rogers will be closer for Padres
HOU: Peña hitting seventh in MLB debut against Angels
CHC: David Robertson converts save chance for Cubs

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where’s the barfs thread

jints

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first for M's bros

OHTANICHADS RISE UP

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This is >our year.
R-Right?

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LETS GO ROYALS

reds

It's opening day and that means its time for me to post TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS.
GOMS

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sure bryce...sure

Up your ass, Cleetus.

>pc broke
>no streams working on my pl*ystation

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doyers

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BLACK BUNS

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Cubbie Bear is sexually attactive

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2022 NL MVP Manny Machado, dare I say it, check it?

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LET'S GO BRANDON

My Las Vegas Athletics!

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i’m downloading mlb the show for switch so i can play while watching real baseball

Based truckchad

"Put me in, coach!"

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Random thought, but would the Comedy League Central have more fans if they played in domed stadiums? Like with that new Kansas City stadium in either Missouri or Kansas I think they would be smart to go this route. Cause God knows that aren't getting a big fanbase to show out as is. Seeing all those fans in there crowd today being cold as fuck makes me think those midwesterns would love to escape their shit weather anyway they can

I don't know anything about baseball or sports in general but I'm excited to be here with you guys. What team should I root for?

I wonder where they are going to build the stadium?

thanks

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Votto trying to field while being miked is hilarious

anglels

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giving me second hand anxiety for him lol

The Nationals have ONE (1) white player in their lineup today.

Why the fuck are players miked up during the actual game?

nah people from the midwest are used to the cold 40 degrees is warm to them they all go do shit outside the first day its above freezing they dont feel cold like normal humans

Way too fucking many.

Manfred is a total fag.

>Ohtani crypto commercial
FUCKING LOL

Mariners, damnit

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Especially the damn first baseman, an outfielder is one thing but this is something else

He’s gone too far

Don't listen to Angels ain't it. And will never be it. Don't put yourself through eternal 81-81 mediocrity

(((MLB))) trying to trap the few remaining white players into getting cancelled

I’m loving it. He’s fucking around too.

jesus christ stop this interview, its retarded

Wish vatto would shut up

Opposite of the dodgers?

just bathed my guinea pig lads
so now im just on my couch drying them off

comfy mode watching baseball

I can see Votto in some sort of sports media career after he retires

Votto: “The shift is real.”

They're gonna built it on the strip, probably close to Allegiant stadium and T-Mobile arena.

Have a player with a mic is pretty cool. I remember when they did a couple seasons ago in spring training.

the comfiest of all sports

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I can see him in jail

>guinea pigs

get a real pet faggot

12/10 would have a nice read while sitting in a waiting room.

Is Corbin back?

fuck you stupid bitch
they're comfy and adorable and easy to care for

bros...what's wrong with mlb66

Oh that's right, across the street from Excalibur and Mandalay Bay. That's gonna be rad and should clean up that stretch. It's not safe to walk out there at night.

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Mlb has been on a anti stream crusade lately

Oakland isn't finished yet. The City Council voted 6-2 in favor of approving the EIR which paves the way to a binding economic vote this Summer. If that is also approved by a 6-2 margin then the A's stay in Oakland. Until then, it's up in the air.

try .ir

this is a terrible interview

>waaahh Freddie won't let me showboat after home runs, he's such a douchebag dumb boomer

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I woke up at 3 am to watch Ohtani pitch

He’s obviously fucking around with it.

Nationals vs. Mets Gamethread

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have the game muted and it just looks like votto is a schizo

Votto having an existential crisis on camera

As an architecture and infrastructure fan, I love that design by the water they came up with.

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There's been pushback by the seaport committee and now the A's and the city are being hit with a lawsuit.

Woohoo Padres in 10 mins! Let's go San Diego Padres!

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The Chicago White Sox would bootyblast every single other MLB team in existence. The Chicago White Sox would also bootyblast every foreign baseball team in existence.
James Shields, Lillistare, the whole White Sox psychogang is comin for ya!!

forget about me?

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Ohtanichads assemble!

pete you bitch run him over

Gonna live up to the hype this year? Also, I vacationed there a month ago. It's a really nice city and I did the tour of the stadium. It's pretty legit.

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UMPCHADS IN THE HOUSE

Ha, pete alonso is fat like this dude and runs slowly.

fucking finally, shut the fuck already

Oh my god, I chuckled so hard at Pete's little stumble around 3rd

based fellow umpchad

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One day, I want to see an on-field interview cause an error and the player chews out the interviewers.

Astros vs Angels

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BRAZIL!

Lets go Dbacks, ready for another shit season!

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Who is the Dbacks best player?

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>batting lead off and pitching
>10 billion degrees
Ohtani chads... I'm nervous

WOULD YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE TATTOO ALREADY

Streameast is shitting too, and so many others. MLB is so rich they can just nuke all streams

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Right now probably Marte?

kegel marte

Almost time to rise, Ohtanichads.

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Kek angels fans letting those cheating bastards have it

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Holy based

Kek

youtube.com/watch?v=EqWRaAF6_WY

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cheating scumbags

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ITS FINALLY TIME FOR SNEKS!
LETS GOOOOOO

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newsflash, chuds: every team cheats.

The Angels are bringing literally every team employee onto the field for intros

these commentators really love doing anything but talk about the game

These commentators blow

Will the Orioles get more or less than 62 wins this year? Who is their best player?

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Los angeles angels of Kinoheim

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>Ohtani's translator gets a big cheer

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I’m expecting 15-20 more wins than last season, if they reach that I’ll be happy with the teams improvements.

>omg quirky stat guy getting excited
holy cringe kill that midget somebody please do it

Astros confirmed for 6 dingers

>OH MY GOD HE HIT A POP FLY NO WAAAAAAYYYYYYY

>batting coach
>*crickets*
>ippei
>YAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

do the padres not have a scorebug

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Kiss the ring ese! Doyers 2020 champions!

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Yeah as long as they make it more interesting to watch I'm happy
Also I'm very glad that it sounds like Bob and Steve commentating together, wasn't sure if they'd try and permanently cancel Bob. I can see twitter warriors seething that he's still here.

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based

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hey

1. Ohtani
2. Trout
3. Rendon


That's fucked up

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Luv them trucks simple as

Kiss the ring foo

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Heyo

>Marte is already on his 6th season with the Sneks
jesus that went fast

>using signs
SOVL

listening to the commentators from 20-30 years ago on youtube compared to today is just depressing.

YouTube TV is telling me that the Astros and Angels game is blocked in my area...how the fuck do I get around this?

I dont understand bc it's being broadcast on a MLB station that I WAS JUST WATCHING THE FUCKING BRAVES ON.

Chadres gonna bootyblast the Baseders this season