/heem/

>brazza I will make the new thread
>dis guy haha no i will make the thread porra

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Heem is a gay general. Dibs on Leech for my husband

where is the twink

Fart!

Is owning reptiles /heem/ approved? I want one of these cute little niggas so bad

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I’m here

shit presser. TKZ gets asked like one question.

>I am not gay
>flag
Nice try sillynanny

No they dont do anything. Heem owns fighting roosters

Aljo will win his match, this fills you with determination.

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owning pets is for poofs

heyyy

y' talmbow throbbin cawks b?

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Owning reptiles is pretty weird b. You have to be an autist to want a lizard.

Fransissies....
Did Gane end us?

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>you will never achieve this level of vascularity no matter what meme diet or lifting regimen you get on

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Shall be playing Based Ring alongside UFC 273 this sunday for maximum comfyness

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I got fat :(

Reptiles take a lot of care, leopard geckos are relatively easy compared to other things but still not worth the hassle

Why doesn't he have any chest hair?

Cyril Gane in his prime was a sight to behold.

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Pvz mega
mega.nz/folder/X8sxwYYT#noBXZKDuQHgSHbfkZLevdw/folder/eg8nHQIB

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These fuckers live like 15 years, just get a hamster b

wow you are so well adjusted and cool for shitting on my cute lizards. i kneel, normie chads.

fucking twats

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talmbout slovenia or germany
theres no way thats a guy

>Did Gane end us?
>went into the fight with knee comepletely deleted
>still won the fight

terrible meme post

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Reptile people are weird asocial white dudes. Like the type of people who put food out for raccoons. They project a bunch of personality traits onto an animal just sits around eating, shitting and looking kind of cool.

Why do people want to look vascular. When have you ever been checking someone out like

>oh yeah baby, sexy veins, they really fucking bulge just like my cock

??

>Reptile people are weird asocial white dudes
which is why I'm asking /heem/

newfag. lurk more

Other races have no right to criticize whites for adopting other cultures when they are obsessed with coming to our countries and destroying ours.
>Oh no stop learning Chinese you just want a Chinese woman to have sex with you
Said the Asian man in Canada exploiting white prosperity.

>still won the fight

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whenever i have veins in my arms women have always commented on them being attractive. this is literally a universally masculine trait that women find attractive

ask me how i know you're a virgin bubba

veins makes pussy wet but only a tasteful amount. theres a point in which it tips over and becomes disgusting

Why pussy and tits have to be attached to women, i fucking hate women.

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Well then I share the opinion of that user mentioning they live for 15 years. Go get a Guinea pig or go get married instead.

proxy ok

chinks are born pedos (tiny dicks). thats why they behave insecure and autistic

>Why pussy and tits have to be attached to women
it's 2022 nigga, don't let your dreams be memes

this post is mma-related because I would heem this lil nigga dead with my cock

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mexico, why do you constantly make the most pathetic posts?

oof...must not fa

@PilowPrincess64 on twitter. all your problems solved

imagine giving her hickeys on her tummy

no thanks

9th consecutive main event for Korean zombie. God damn. He's a drawl b

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>her

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Kys faggot

god loves us b...tho i'm jealous on ur bbc ngl

Yeah I’m a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Faggot.
>BBC
>Canada
You mean Asian chode?

cope

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If KZ doesn’t heem on saturday the world will be reminded of what a pitter patter faggot fake one volk is (ideally both will happen)

Thats a fat dudes ass

peach of a thread

I miss OKAY I PULL UP posting

When will they start doing ads together?

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genuinely disgusting

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no...its the based muslim black b.
did you ever hear taiwan talking about sex? no

My hairline is exactly like jorges but my sides go back an extra inch

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she is a lot cuter than the average fat dude

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yeah but who asked?

Your meme had a great run b just be happy

yanbros...

He will probably go full pitter patter like he did against Danny Gay

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If heem keeps getting occupied by literal sodomy, depravity and faggotry it will die off

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You're right b, i have to let go of the past, on to greener pastures

Imagine how bad all other troons hate her for passing.

Muslims ain't black. They got little dicks. The Middle East is in Asia.

There are alot of cuter girls who arent fat guys though

>persuades Till to ditch his family and to come live with him
>turns Jingliang into his smitten fanboy hypeman
How is Khamzat doing it?

based improover

you realise this is filtered to shit right?
Guarantee if you saw him irl he would just look like a slightly chubby soi wearing makeup

>out pitter patters volk
that would be hilarious

Yeah I had no idea what that stupid song was till that homo started posting that shit and I ended up blasting it on a road trip last month and kept thinking about heem. Fingered a girl to that song too, she had piss in her vagina and I smelled my finger afterwards and it was so gross I almost drove off of the road

very sad!

i think youd be surprised

Okay I see the vein in Khamzat's arm and it is kind of making my bussy clench, so I see where the vascularity people are coming from. But like the leaf said, only up to a certain tasteful point.

I would like to lick her musty brown hole

next youre going to say i'll die HA as if

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They seethe so hard when they talk to her because of how natural her voice sounds compared to theirs lol
it's a stream b

however...you know i respect you and trust you b

the harem is starting to form who will be next?

>that homo
you're replying to him bapa

*unflushing noises*

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Muslims are known to have homosensual broships.

Heeminder we’re watching BKFC tomorrow night

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>he doesn't know
I'll pray for you b

till has said he doesnt fucking care about anything so its no surprise he leaves his family

I didn't know there was a song with the I PULL UP meme that I was I supposed to sing in my head and now I feel silly for just reading it in Gabe's voice

oh shit its donald cowboy cerrone

sounds like a good time i dont get why you are mad

Only on ppv? Fer sure b , i really have nothing better to spend my money on

OK I REDDIT UP

The only person on here who looks normal is Jessica Link and she's gonna get sheemed.

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no im not

redditne

this spicy chicken sandwich from mcdonalds is awful I might stop eating it

>people in combat sports are ugly
What’s new b

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renato moicano vs donald cerrone at home:

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lies

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McGregor vs Cerrone at home

Just smeshed 2 of the original chicken sandwiches. You're right, something didn't taste right about it...

Paulo getting into the spirit of the thread with some softcore content

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>when the pusy so fat it comes out the sides

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>some people in combat sports are slightly above average in certain pictures
Sorry b fixed it

For me it's avoiding fast food do their use of seed oils at high temperatures

Ate salmon today, was thinking about how society should not have developed past fishing villages. Its our god damn egos what caused all this chaos.

imagine the braps..

>shogunate
lol so he's the bushido poster

this is a dude bro with hairy ass genetics, a deep voice, drinks beer and does massive farts

Micro plastics are much more harmful and they found them in everything

Have a green smoothie today, user. Make it happen. You deserve the nutrition your body needs.

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this

I always feel better after eating a quality seafood meal, now I take fish oil and vitamin D like candy, feeling better than ever B

I also agree, do what you can to bring down the overall level of civilization. Shitposting all day is a great start, but get creative too.

fish are gross

nothing is stopping you from living out your dream b, hope this post convinces you to fuck off.

Mixed Martial Arts

that drakes girl?

They recently detected microplastics in the lungs and brains of living humans. Flushed before we even had a chance B. I think that's a reason why zoomers athletes aren't going to be as good.

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This is a self report b. You have a pallete of a 10 year old.

Bunch of faggets in here.

>I think that's a reason why zoomers athletes aren't going to be as good

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>and does massive farts

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Honestly? Based!

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Fuck off p word. I mean it.

she looks just like amanda b

>filter grain
>that thinly hid double chin
>filtered to such shit the tag from the underwear is blending with the skin
>the last doorbender
>tables bowing under the weight of stupidity
the average coomer IQ is about 85

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schaubs son is a lucky man

What kind of psychological damage do you have to have to be with a guy that has face tats and rainbow hair that you allow to cuck you

We can recognize the truth while still being a slave to social influence. Nothing is stopping you from being better but here you are posting on heem

Fart!

its like going here and saying we shouldn't like fighting or heems. your kind are demoralizers, parasites to people trying to live peacefully

youtube.com/watch?v=HqpI7Bqbu_w
ITS UP

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its called hitting the wall and finding a chump provider who doesnt care what you do

It’s not fair that Schaub gets to fuck this every day

that tag from the underwear is an estrogen patch i think

Let's meet up, b. I will burn your turban you inbred monkey.

Meeeeeegan!

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dios mio...

alright that's reasonable

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She was with him before he was famous and could be mistaken for a crackhead in front of 7/11

What if she likes to play with girls too b