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Zoomers taking over UFC
kill yourself loopy pedo
agreed
if he loses it's over for him
Piss: I need him to show me something. I need fresh blood
Iron Mike : Here's what you need. You dont need fresh blood. You need someone who the people think can beat you
Mike Tyson absolutely exposing Khamzat ducking 'champions'
>HEEMVIOUS
>
Hahaha let's go Khamzatbros
Khamzat was trying to look cool, Gilbert was trying to not look nervous. They both looked embarrassing
>questionuh for meester Khamzat
>you flushuh me very well
>china fan love you now
>meester gilbert he will heemuh you
Anyone actually starting to feel kind of bad for Aljo? He looks like he's trying to convince himself but it still isn't working. All he had to do was shut the fuck up and show up, win or lose. Instead, he dug a hole he can never make it out of. Literally his only way out is beating Yan decisively, which seems damn near impossible.
heem me i dont give a crud no more
nothing can top moreno. the mr.press conference
Khamzat is honestly good looking with longer hair
That pan faced gook is surprisingly endearing. Glad he's my boy
> t. gay muslim
Fuck Dana
Worried already? Usually the cope starts at the weigh ins.
unironically yeah lol, he literally handled this entire thing in the worst way possible
i don't care, smesh everybody, kill everybody WOOOOoooooooo
*hits table*
he's a cheating piece of shit
This part of the embedded is funny to watch
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he can’t be bigger than 4 inches
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I will hold the belt as long as Bushido dictates it honorable. If I bring dishonor to the Chrysanthemum Throne or the Emperor I will disembowel myself in ritual seppuku. I will follow in the tradition of Yasuke the first black samurai, loyal to Oda Nobunaga himself. Petr-san, I will meet you on the field of battle when my wounds have healed and one of us will die a beautiful death befitting a warrior.
Petr-san
TJ-San
Garbrandt-san
Sandhagen-san
Font-san
I will defeat you in single combat and hang your topknots in my dojo. Prepare.
De wa
Khamzat is a good fighter but he does not belong in a civilized society
I want to use WMMA Fighter Mackenzie Derns mouth like a fleshlight and facefuck the shit out of her
cheating is based, cry about it
He had a to double down or he would never here the end of it from his hometown
feels like he doesn't even believe what he's saying lol he sounds so defeated already
Don't ever judge a man by his flaccid penis.
no, fuck that clown, clogging the best division in the company for shits and giggles, hope Yan beats the living shit out of him and Dana cuts him right after in the press conference
Kek when Gilbert mocked the way Khamzat speaks
i would too if i could achieve an erection fr fr no cap
I would lick her asshole
lets see her without the filter b
Reminder Till has resorted to carrying Khamzat’s bags. What happened to this man?
urns used the "MUR MUR MUR MUR MUR" comeback that both Conor and Jorge used before getting dominated by wrestlers. It's not looking good Gilbertbros . . .
That was cringe. Can barely understand Gilbert anyway.
>bags
*balls
In his mouth
It's all part of the plan so that he does not have to face Cumsock in the middle weight division.
Why?
Hes our guy
>wonderboy failed to do this
I get aroused super easily
they became muslim to fight the russians or some shit
damn she got a big nose. still nicer than meeegan;s though
>2 more sleeps
wonderboy got outwrestled by some youtuber
why are asians so cringe lately
I want to face fuck the teeth out of her stupid head.
God I thought I was the only one
When Burns gets finished in one round the 2 or 3 /heem/ users who actually thought he would win are going to start pretending that they were just trolling.
can some shop bros make this even more racist asian photo by stretching his eyes and making his teeth bigger kek?
they're starting to drink the western woke kool-aid
It's over for asia
Am I the only one that thinks that Dern has the face of a shark?
looks like frampt from dark souls
> Plebbit, the post
I’m already annoyed with Khamzat saying smesh. Hope he gets violently heemed
Can anyone explain to me how Angela Hill is still on the roster? She is a diversity hire isn't she? Or did she suck Dana's pink cock?
he doesn't know english please understand
>She is a diversity hire isn't she? Or did she suck Dana's pink cock?
cant it be both? probbaly the latter though there are a lot of shitters in wmma
and burns only decisioned him I don't feel so good burns bros
/ourcriminal/ Chael picked all upsets at the PPV. Thinking of putting down a cool hundo on the triple upset.
not now brazza, I'm gaming
My asshole itches bros... I think that huge dry log that HEEM'd my asshole the other day gave me a hemorrhoid. I'll be watching UFC 273 syanding up.
split decision? win bonus should be split in half
thawlts?
and what was his shit about Asian fighters not being given opportunities to fight for titles? kek
the joker of mma with the personality of batman
She's the only one that accepts fight when dana needs to fill wmma quota.
same i gonna play halo infinite multiplayer before iftar
Guys, is MMA really a fag sport?
Burns is an overrated shitter just like Yoel Romero.
35 years old. Best win of his career was ancient Demian Maia, and he would've lost that if Demian was just a year or two younger. Khamzat by TKO round 1. Easily.
She draws dimes on social media.
ive dropped huge schaubs b and never gotten heemeroided, that comes from being a lazy sitting fat slob
dana is loyal
please use a different flag
Pretty sure that was about the translation. He probably just meant that not many Asians have fought for the title, not that they've been discriminated against.
fiberlet
I was struggling to get it out for a while. It was probably hanging out the pipe for a good 5 mins with me straining.
Fuck Dana
Pretty much. Look at all of the bisexual or gay MMA fighters: Jon Jones, GSP, Chael, Anderson, every Dagestani fighter, Gane, Conor, Cormier, and that's just from the super elite fighters.
no
you cant be doing that b, you gotta pass the schaubs with strategy
