/heem/

Anyone actually starting to feel kind of bad for Aljo? He looks like he's trying to convince himself but it still isn't working. All he had to do was shut the fuck up and show up, win or lose. Instead, he dug a hole he can never make it out of. Literally his only way out is beating Yan decisively, which seems damn near impossible.

heem me i dont give a crud no more

nothing can top moreno. the mr.press conference

Khamzat is honestly good looking with longer hair

That pan faced gook is surprisingly endearing. Glad he's my boy

> t. gay muslim

Fuck Dana

Worried already? Usually the cope starts at the weigh ins.

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unironically yeah lol, he literally handled this entire thing in the worst way possible

i don't care, smesh everybody, kill everybody WOOOOoooooooo
*hits table*

he's a cheating piece of shit

This part of the embedded is funny to watch
youtu.be/IiTkCBLSaLw?t=132

he can’t be bigger than 4 inches

IKIMASHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU

I will hold the belt as long as Bushido dictates it honorable. If I bring dishonor to the Chrysanthemum Throne or the Emperor I will disembowel myself in ritual seppuku. I will follow in the tradition of Yasuke the first black samurai, loyal to Oda Nobunaga himself. Petr-san, I will meet you on the field of battle when my wounds have healed and one of us will die a beautiful death befitting a warrior.

Petr-san
TJ-San
Garbrandt-san
Sandhagen-san
Font-san

I will defeat you in single combat and hang your topknots in my dojo. Prepare.

De wa

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Khamzat is a good fighter but he does not belong in a civilized society

I want to use WMMA Fighter Mackenzie Derns mouth like a fleshlight and facefuck the shit out of her

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cheating is based, cry about it

He had a to double down or he would never here the end of it from his hometown

feels like he doesn't even believe what he's saying lol he sounds so defeated already

Don't ever judge a man by his flaccid penis.

no, fuck that clown, clogging the best division in the company for shits and giggles, hope Yan beats the living shit out of him and Dana cuts him right after in the press conference

Kek when Gilbert mocked the way Khamzat speaks

i would too if i could achieve an erection fr fr no cap

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I would lick her asshole

lets see her without the filter b

Reminder Till has resorted to carrying Khamzat’s bags. What happened to this man?

urns used the "MUR MUR MUR MUR MUR" comeback that both Conor and Jorge used before getting dominated by wrestlers. It's not looking good Gilbertbros . . .

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That was cringe. Can barely understand Gilbert anyway.

>bags
*balls
In his mouth

It's all part of the plan so that he does not have to face Cumsock in the middle weight division.

Why?

Hes our guy

>wonderboy failed to do this

I get aroused super easily

they became muslim to fight the russians or some shit

damn she got a big nose. still nicer than meeegan;s though

>2 more sleeps

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wonderboy got outwrestled by some youtuber

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why are asians so cringe lately

I want to face fuck the teeth out of her stupid head.

God I thought I was the only one

When Burns gets finished in one round the 2 or 3 /heem/ users who actually thought he would win are going to start pretending that they were just trolling.

can some shop bros make this even more racist asian photo by stretching his eyes and making his teeth bigger kek?

they're starting to drink the western woke kool-aid
It's over for asia

Am I the only one that thinks that Dern has the face of a shark?

looks like frampt from dark souls

> Plebbit, the post

I’m already annoyed with Khamzat saying smesh. Hope he gets violently heemed

Can anyone explain to me how Angela Hill is still on the roster? She is a diversity hire isn't she? Or did she suck Dana's pink cock?

he doesn't know english please understand

>She is a diversity hire isn't she? Or did she suck Dana's pink cock?
cant it be both? probbaly the latter though there are a lot of shitters in wmma

and burns only decisioned him I don't feel so good burns bros

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/ourcriminal/ Chael picked all upsets at the PPV. Thinking of putting down a cool hundo on the triple upset.

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not now brazza, I'm gaming

My asshole itches bros... I think that huge dry log that HEEM'd my asshole the other day gave me a hemorrhoid. I'll be watching UFC 273 syanding up.

split decision? win bonus should be split in half
thawlts?

and what was his shit about Asian fighters not being given opportunities to fight for titles? kek

the joker of mma with the personality of batman

She's the only one that accepts fight when dana needs to fill wmma quota.

same i gonna play halo infinite multiplayer before iftar

Guys, is MMA really a fag sport?

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Burns is an overrated shitter just like Yoel Romero.

35 years old. Best win of his career was ancient Demian Maia, and he would've lost that if Demian was just a year or two younger. Khamzat by TKO round 1. Easily.

She draws dimes on social media.

ive dropped huge schaubs b and never gotten heemeroided, that comes from being a lazy sitting fat slob

dana is loyal

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please use a different flag

Pretty sure that was about the translation. He probably just meant that not many Asians have fought for the title, not that they've been discriminated against.

fiberlet

I was struggling to get it out for a while. It was probably hanging out the pipe for a good 5 mins with me straining.

Fuck Dana

Pretty much. Look at all of the bisexual or gay MMA fighters: Jon Jones, GSP, Chael, Anderson, every Dagestani fighter, Gane, Conor, Cormier, and that's just from the super elite fighters.

no

you cant be doing that b, you gotta pass the schaubs with strategy

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