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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
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It's also Guenther's birthday, say something nice about him
Foksmash says HAAS has barely any spare parts after Migg binned it in Jeddah
'Mercedes is shit' - Toto Wolff
Charles and Sainz fear the new Albert Park is going to be RBWL because the track doesn't suit the Ferrari

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fuck me

gamui gobayashi

>Audi and Porsche want to wait until after #F1's 2026 engine regulations are announced before committing to entering the sport, the German car makers have indicated.
Cockteasing German cunts

Pierre Gasly and Charles Leclerc routinely have gay sex together

Got a horrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that Mercedes will have found a second’s worth of pace since Jeddah.

Not to be racist or anything but I hope dildo dnfs on sunday

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gimi saville

gimi

Mazepin’s Haas contract was for 4 (Four) seasons WTAF!?

fuck mercedes

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They need to fix their floor to be able to lower the ride height without porpoising being turned up to 11.

Can't wait to see Hamilton get lapped by Verstappen this weekend

dubs for notre p6

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They’ve brought a new floor this weekend no?

I have the delightful feeling that Ferrari and Red Bull will have found two seconds worth of pace since Jeddah

Sent ;-)

gimi

Have a sneaking suspicion that this weekend will be even worse for Mercedes than Jeddah was

Top Gear legend James May

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Pierre 6asly

Just because we like some drivers doesn't mean that we girls only look at F1 for the beauty of the drivers! We like this sport, but we have eyes and therefore we can have our say on this too. But that doesn't say that we follow F1 for the beauty of the drivers. We like to see an overtaking that puts the chills, wait for the lights to go out before a start, lose our head behind the strategies of tire use by the teams, we understand aerodynamics, wings, tires, PU and everything that brings this sport. So stop saying this.

What kind of things happen in Australia?

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Oscar PS3's gf Lily Zneimer.

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The photo from today is better. Use that one.

What goes on in Wodonga

He seems to lament the way he acted in original doc but I'm not really sure what people expected of him. He was a new filmmaker and got the opportunity to interview a childhood star, what was he supposed to do?
Open the contact with him by asking "hey did you really rape a dead child or was that stuff just all rumors"?
"Is the entirety of our countries legal, media, and monarchy system protecting you because they also like to fuck kids"?

I'm going to watch the race with my puppy :DDDDDDDDDDD

Where is gasflip?

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She's fucking tiny

>Charles and Sainz fear the new Albert Park is going to be RBWL because the track doesn't suit the Ferrari
Have to agree

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dead, I hope.

post a pic? :DDD

I know, I didn't expect him to confront him. It just wasn't a classic documentary but none of Louis' "docus" really are. I just felt like I've learned nothing which is probably because I didn't grow up with Savile on TV. I only heard of him once he died and was outed as a molester.
Plus usually Louis interviews amateurs who trip over their own words, Savile was a pro with decades of experience of being on camera and hiding his secrets.

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Shitting in a bag

Will Cuckston’s not at the race this weekend, because next week he’s marrying that ex-Force India PR girl who used to be in the media pen alongside checo

>US flag
Stolen valor

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post a pic? :DDD

Louis’ recent doc on pornstars was good. Mia Malkova (thicc version) makes an appearance.

Wow, this is awkward. There is a deficiency there somewhere.

Post a better looking jet fighter
Protip you cant

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Do it yourself. Victoria Helyar is her name.

yup, im thinking VERLEC and SAI or PER

What? What porn docu. I'm bored so point away..

OK I've taken a look and it's not worth it. About the calibre of woman you'd expect to settle for Will Buxton.

There will be a time when you get tired of ferrari sotto cane

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That time is not any time this season.

Oh yeah I get what you mean then, pretty much all of Louix's early docs are much worse from that perspective imo.
Louis and the Brothel is when he really started to hit his stride.

>getting tired of the red car winning
get a load of this guy

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Louis Theroux: Forbidden America
Episode 3

He visits Mia Malkova in that gaudy LA castle she lives in.

Already am t b h

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Not gonna make it, won't even watch the FP2.

Gonna wake up around noon as usual.

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gimi

I am already tired of Amx. But I will never be tired of red car go fast (as long as it is driven by a romance language-speaking driver)

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Uuhhh... officer Nige?

gimi

FerrariWinsLol is happening
and you cant stop it
Mershitdes can't stop it, they are suffering their punishment for ruining the sport for so many years
Red Bull cant stop it, try as they might
Alpeen cant stop it, they are irrelevant
The FIA cant even comprehend how to stop it
also, muscular women in F1 (as grid girls who also double as security)

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Take a power 1 hour nap. That usually solves my indecisiveness when I want to go to sleep but dont want to..

I'm pretty sure all of them are over 20...

She’s of legal age. Did her GCSEs in 2018 so she’s 19/20 by now.

>FerrariWinsLol
More FerrariChokesLol

astoundingly based post

Red Bull can probably stop it
What's the ratio of power tracks to twisty tracks this year

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Anyone got the webm of AMX rising with his car to the podium in Mexico, while Hamilkek complains that it’s too loud?

I'm telling you, their engines this years are trash. Odds on favorites one of the 2 alpha blows up during P1 or P2. Red Bull is "still investigating." Tsunoda's failure from Jeddah and they still have no clue what happened.

Vettel carbonero

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I'm tired of them not winning trophies

I do

I want to believe FWL. But my mind still says Red Bull can stop them. As I said a few days ago Verstappen will just edge Leclerc for the title. Unless Ferrari do that 5 win race streak RB did throughout the summer then I will start believing in miracles.

May I see it?

that's what she said :3