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Please pick me up and suck my tiny winky, mommy
>reminder that brad pitt is 5"10
>tfw 5’6”
>sexy man is a normal height
Oh noes
>Those amazonian bitches
no wonder he wore such big boots in Once Upon in Hollywood
its the perfect height, fuk off
>ywn let her smother your face with those amazon feet
Joaquin Phoenix's only flaw is his height. If he were 6'0 he'd be literally perfect. However the fact that he's short makes him more endearing.
She cute
Robert Crumb is such a fucking weirdo. I wonder if he knew this kind of stuff would become common, popular fetishes with the popularity of the internet
god i wish this image was real
>natural ramrod posture
What did he mean by this?
I'm the same height, and for some reason I attract chicks that are taller than me (5'8, 5'9). Don't know why it fucking happens, I just want a 5' gf.
people have been into this kind of shit forever, we just know about it now because of the internet and this fag culture of being proud of your kinks and shouting about them from the rooftops.
Taller women are more likely to go for someone shorter than them. Short women, especially very short women, have need-a-tall-guy syndrome the worst.
Reminder that once you become a man, who has really endured pain and has experienced happiness and has dealt with loss and has been successful, it doesn't matter if you're 5'3". You look like a man because you ARE a man. However, if you think Yea Forums, lookism, twitter or tinder are the real world you're gonna have a tough time buddy
>not going for the amazon puss
lol fag
>Short women, especially very short women, have need-a-tall-guy syndrome the worst.
Then the dumbfuck tall faggots fall for it, ruin their genes for generations by spawning a 5'6 manlet like myself.
I thought he was like 6'2 after watching Walk the Line.
>Thought I was 5'11
>Not even 5'10 with shoes :(
He wanted to ram his rod into snoo snoo pussy
is that a joke? leonard wore large heels but brad had very flat shoes
YOU CUNT, WHY WOULD YOU NOT WANT A TALL WOMNE YOU CUNT. Fuck, I need one myself. You're a cuck. If you're short already, get a taller wife for your kids. Plus its kino, makes you a chad.
You are necessary to produce more 4'11" QTs.
>Block your path
God damn I love extra tall women.
Just about every leading man is under 6'. Guys like Josh Hartnett and Ashton Kutcher are outliers.
>tfw 5'11 and a quarter
seriously wtf
I'm 5'11" so not even really tall but fuck short girls. After dating a 5'8" girl I'll never go back to having to hunch over to kiss or awkwardly squat down when she wants to grind on me.
t. user whos been in a coma since 2003
It's kind of great how he got people to consider his fetish drawings high art
>the face of the art critic in the Crumb documentary when he's told Crumb faps to his drawings
Look how small that beer bottle is in her hand. Fuck that's hot.
how do tall women live with themselves? I know how much women hate the concept of having to date a man shorter than they are, so do tall women just become celibates?
What other major movie stars are over 6'? Hemsworth?
Tom Cruise
I'm 5'5" and I still manage. Just gotta bee yourself, bro.
The tailor makes the man, in this case.
They just find a taller man
rock
>Every day without fail another Manlet thread
Why are lanklets so obsessed with manlets?
Shouldn't being tall make you less insecure?
They adjust, like men have to a dating market comprised of 85% overweight women.
They just marry a shorter guy. Think about it, short girls are probably subconciously more worried they're kids will be short, so they want taller men. An amazon women doesn't have to care, she can marry a 5'8 dude and still have some tankie kids. Taller women don't care as much and shorter ones, ironically.
Nice LARP faggot, women would sooner gulp down a bottle of pills than date someone shorter
Im 0.00.5 of from being 6ft
I don't understand why we have height threads when FACE is way more important it's not even funny.....
So a small handful like I said. The average leading man is generally like 5'8" to just under 6'.
>thought i was 5'11
>actually slightly over 5'9
Objectively false
I'm 5'10 and dated a 6'5 female basketball player in college. Best relationship I ever had. She gave no fucks about anyones opinions of us either.
dont convert centimeters to googles feet
Its wrong
Real shit I'm just here to beat my meat post more tall girls lads
What the fuck dude, all the girls I've dated/have been attracted to me have been roughly my height (Also part of the 5'6") crew. I'd kill to get a 5'10 GF/Wife
Johnny Depp, George Clooney, Jude Law, Colin Farrell, Richard Gere and Daniel Craig are also 5'10".
it's the most kino height
I married this body type. Years of happy snoo-snoo
t. manlet
>mfw 5'5
>slightly taller women don't look my way
I just want to be acknowledged as a human being, I couldn't care less about sex.
Pretty much the exact opposite of Asian women.
So above average height unless he's in Holland.
Lol clooney is the only legit 5'10" on that list. The others are 5'7" tops
>power center
>anterior pelvic tilt
Pick one
>B-BUT HE'S NOT 6FT I'M TALLER THAN HIM
Gigacope.
I reckon you don't go outside much if this is a genuine frame of thought that you've inherited from this place.
Why are wh*tiod incels so obsessed with height when non white spic nigger manlets get laid everyday?
5'6" is fully manageable
Everybody always says the shortest girls are the pickiest about height and it makes perfect sense. Everything about male attractiveness is better genetic stock, and when you're a 5'0" girl you have to try extra hard to compensate for your own shitty half.
You have to be giving off some pretty antisocial vibes to get outright ignored. I'm a manlet and I started lifting, it gets me plenty of attention. Width is as good as height if it's muscle - women are attracted to men who can make them feel safe.
I don't know how common it is with shorter men but I'm also 5'6 yet blessed down below. If I wasn't packing that I think I would have ended it all long ago desu
this makes way too much fucking sense
>6'5
>gf is 5'10
so much better than short girls, never going back
Ironically their "high IQ" cucks them into a life of sexless loneliness.
The world needs a synthesis
Same height, and yeah enough down there not to feel too bad about being shorter.
Imagine being a manlet, a hairlet, and a jawlet at the same time.
I have seen some hideous and short dudes with model-tier girls before. Same with gremlin women and absolute Chads.
Truth of the matter is it's all down to fate.
Happy for ya user, may your children grow to maintain that height average.
Everyone is 6 foot on the internet. Chances are if you were measured you'd likely to be 5'9 or 5'10
5'6" and 6 inches and girthy, pretty content. I still fuck my ex from time to time because I'm the best sex she's ever had, even if I'm apparantly not the biggest
sorry to break it to you bud, but buffing up to retarded amounts as a manlet makes you look like you're overcompensating and kind of like a fat stubby toe
t. 5'6 twink build who gets laid regularly
>6'4
I want a thicc gf bigger than me
Reminder that if you are 5'7'' 2 out of 3 women will automatically reject you and it only gets worse from there
this. Too bad women rarely reach these heights.
This guy in uni was telling me he’s was 6’2, meanwhile I’m just over 6’0 without shoes and an inch taller than him. Why do people do this?
kino
>Internet
>Dude I know this one short guy he totally gets laid all the time dude
>Go outside
>Never ever see short guys with women
Cope
oh no no no no no
Probably because you knew what you were doing, that's really all it takes to impress most women in the bedroom and keep them coming back.
You wouldn't understand because you are over 6ft.
Sounds like the worst odds to have, at least if you're just short you can clean up well and make use of your hair/features.
Not if you don't use steroids, twink, it just means I can mog you.
>Not posting the real one
I'm 6'0 exactly, but people always think I'm shorter. My friends even measured me barefoot once to check. I have a friend who I see maybe twice a year these days. He's always shocked that I'm taller than him.
because our culture says men are "supposed" to be 6 feet tall, and ridicules men who aren't
In the real world, people have fuck all depth perception and will consider an average man tall or short depending on how confident they act. You may be a little underconfident.
You can't mog my face bitch, nothing makes me harder than the look on a gymbros face when I cancel out all his effort with something nature gave me for free
Not everyone who lifts has a bad face, champ.
>tfw 5'9 and reasonably buff
>protag is 5'10
lmao what a funny little man, can't take this show seriously
Yeah that could be it. I'm only confident when it comes to women. Oddly enough I'm the only guy in my friend group who picked up his girlfriend in a bar rather than using dating apps.
>I'm only confident when it comes to women.
Great, you've nothing to worry about then. Even when it comes to platonic friendships, women are better.
>dude i know this one short guy that totally has sex all the time
>dude tall women are more accepting of short men, it makes biological sense bro
Keep coping manlets
Jesus Christ
Die Hard is a great movie though
only short people talk/care about other short people
>tfw 5'12
bros how do I make it to the big six O?
Go lift you twink
stilts
>bros how do I make it to the big six O?
African neck extension rings.
>tfw 6'3
>tfw no 9'0+ well proportioned big tittied gf
lmao the absolute state of short "men"
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Don't worry comrade
dear lord
Lifting won’t make you taller.
It will still make you more attractive to the opposite sex
Robert Crumb is my man
That was like a car crash
Still better tho
Go get her Champ
Holy shit, I'm one inch taller than Brad Pitt?
Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, Keanu Reeves, Hugo Weaving, Idris Elba, Will Smith, Michael Caine, Sean Connery, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, Sam Jackson, Liam Neeson.
He should play Dragon's Crown.
If you have shit posture you can squeeze a couple of inches into your back
Short men can’t self improve in anyway or it will be seen as compensating, which it is. Being a buff manlet won’t help.
>street fighter hand and feet
no thank you
>1555190233634.jpg
I watch this guy's youtube channel. He's actually overdone it, he looked so much better when he was taking it easy and going "bear mode". The problem with that insane fucking frame is that his arms look like tiny little lego man arms whenever he moves them.
Great fucking channel, though, really informative.
>chart cuts off in the middle of the curve
if you're going to edit it at least put in the legwork of changing the numbers.
well,at least he's trying.
maybe if your left the house for anything other than McDonald's you'd notice more things in life in general.
Nice comeback you fucking shit for brains. Are you seriously denying that women heavily discriminate against short men?
>tfw same height but I tell people I'm 6'
>maybe if your left the house for anything other than McDonald's you'd notice more things in life in general.
You know, I don't think I've ever seen anyone over 6 foot working at McDonalds that wasn't an older manager or some black cooking fries in the back.
I just realized this after 46 years on this planet, anyone else notice this?
Height is a crutch losers use because they're too chickenshit to fix the things they actually have control over.
maybe thats why they promoted me for no reason
being a health hazard in the small space at the back
>Never ever see short guys with women
Confirmation bias. Perhaps you need to tilt your head downwards? Perhaps you're mistaking them for mother and child?
Literally me. Lost the genetic lottery hard and suicide seems like the only way out.
I've read a study that said women find 5'11 men the most attractive. Inb4 I'm 5'11, I'm actually shorter
well at least you've got your optimism
5'7 here. Last few girls I've been with were 4'6 ,5', 4'11, and 6'1. It's a pretty fun ride.
It almost impossible to be optimistic when you are treated like a subhuman your whole life. Just be grateful you dont live life on nightmare mode.
>4'6
Isn't that getting into literal midget tier?
Dated a 4'8 chick once. Tightest pussy of my life.
you anons are laughing, but at least he's taking to a girl
Nice...never had lower than 4'9" but have gotten up to 6'5"
>only flaw
you mean his harelip
>up to 6'5"
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im 5'4" and I've had the most success with women who are 5'6 to 5'10"
shorter than 5'5" women are the biggest hight queens I swear
>manlet thread
>nothing but LARPing and coping
Every time
Why do zoomers love to infantilize themselves with crying cats and retard frogs? Is this the result of estrogen in the water?
Cast her
there are STAIRS RIGHT THERE. she clearly is enjoying his company she wouldnt have cared if he used them
why dont you become a cute twink?
Idris Elba
He's also a jew.
if you are 5'4" you are the perfect candidate for leg lengthening
>she
One of the few things our culture got right
hes like 5'10" katherine waterson is taller than him in inherent vice
Damn,those bitches must have some serious self esteem issues.
Where you from?
5'5'' here. I have sex with women taller than me all the time. Just last week I banged this 5'11'' chick. I am totally not an incel larping.
>there are people on this board that care about height
You guys probably think when someone in public laughs, that he's laughing at you
Everyone cares about height.
Tall women are fun because you've got a lot to play with but for breeding purposes gimme a medium height (~5'6") with a healthy amount of weight on her. Tall chicks are only good looking when they're skinny and terrible for breeding
>people never anthromorphized themselves before today
I swear yanks don't understand self-deprecating humour
They're too fragile plus muh feels
r crumb is literally a degenerate cuckold pedophile
take from that what you will
>tfw 6'8''
It's nice seeing women without bras and shit but then you hit your head and no clothing that isn't custom doesn't fit.
>tfw almost a foot taller than you
>Taller women want short men
Bull.shit deep inside they want a taller guy that makes them feel like a littoe girl
>tfw 5'11
>king of manlets
>too tall for manlet chasing girls who find manlets cute
>too small for chad chasing girls who like taller men
>manlet chasing girls who find manlets cute
This literally doesn't exist
This entire thread is nothing but manlets larping and coping. Let them live their delusions, it's the closest they'll get to a woman.
>6'3
>tell people I'm 5'10
Im 181cm how do you convert this in fingers and toes ?
>>too tall for manlet chasing girls who find manlets cute
5'11" sorry mate. The American feet thing screws us 180/181/182 cm. folks over.
This is the most based post.
hello fellow 6'3 bro, hows the wind up here
I have a gf no worries. If i want thot chasing chad i just Pay them, thots make greats prostitutes.
I wonder what it's like to get sexual with a woman who's 6'5 - just a complete Harry Crumb meme.
6'1 18 year old string bean is the tallest I've been with at 5'9" (high school - where having a driver's license and a car, and wearing a cool shirt gets you laid if your not some fat fuck loser).
I imagine her giant hands around my 7' dick would make me feel small, but the Amazon roleplay would probably make up for it.
>be me
>5'11.75''
>meet girl at work
>thats a huge bitch
>her
>5'11''
>white trash
>small tits
>big fat ass
>muffin top
>really nice person
>been fucking her for a couple weeks now
>mfw she tells me about all the guys flirting with her
FEELS GOOD SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
I I worked at a warehouse with an alpha manlet once, the dude was 5'5" but looked like a real life version of Popeye. All of us joked we wouldn't want to fuck with him. He was going out with this 6 foot tall thicc thicc blonde. The made a good couple because between the two of them they had a full head of teeth.
Ahhhh my bepis!
Where do you live bro? I need the same kinda women
Manlets have no reason to live.
Women hate them
Men don't respect them
They should just kill themselves to be honest
WHY IS IT ALWAYS LESBIAN VIDEOS
WHY
imagine going to a standing room concert and paying $30 to stare at people’s butts and smell their farts lmao
yeeah dawg ima need a source
why are manlet threads always so kino
Christ you’re an insecure loser lmao
Because their existence is a joke.
Does anyone have the one like this where the cat's getting bullied and he's trying to reply back like "f-f... f-fuck yew guys..."
Same
sauce ?
That's just disrespect
do you suck dick
lol post more manlets
god damn black women are sexy
I'm out bruh, thanks for this tho:
as I self-hating manlet I love these threads
yeah it's pretty rare for tall people to end up in jobs like that I find. if you're playing life on tutorial mode it's extremely hard to work at McDonalds
>Come into thread looking for tall girls
>it's just a manlet crabs-in-a-bucket thread
It's not crabs-in-a-bucket. It's reality.
I'm 5'10" and suddenly I don't feel so bad.
Thats just painful to see.
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS POSTING SOURCE?
Look, if you really want a girlfriend, don't lose hope because some stats are telling you you're wrong. If you're serious about this being reality, then why whine about it here? Do something productive with your life. Make some art. Start a business. Become the best goddamn windsurfer on Earth.
Your problems are not so insurmountable as they appear. If you're too short to see over the wall into the garden, don't curse God for giving your short legs. Find a box to stand on.
>6'2
>noticable taller than the vast majority of men
>tell everyone I'm 6' so it looks like shorter men are lying about their height
youtube.com
It's actually uploaded on youtube of all places.
>just a short guy doing pull ups
this one is mean desu
what's the point of lying on an anonymous image board?
as 6'3 (since last time measured, sister who visits every 2 years says im way taller since last time, idk when do people stop to grow jesus?)
point is that pic is super hot.
why because if taken to my proportions she would be like a 8 feet tall amazon "death by snusus" and be able to manhandle me while still being a female (asuming her gender right) meaning no offense.
It fucking says at the end bro
One thing I've always wondered about very very tall, big and large women. Is the pusy larger in proportion?
Not to mention based Kurt Russell
You're a virgin. Taller women don't have height snobbery simply because all the 6 foot and over men have been snapped up by the 5 foot nothing dwarfs (when if life was fair, those girls would date manlets, but no one ever said life was fair), so they either learn to fuck a shorter guy, or they don't fuck at all.
Now go get your fucking shine box, Tommy.
please tell me they have a hot love making session at the end
>Make some art. Start a business. Become the best goddamn windsurfer on Earth.
All that effort just to go from "manlet" to "overcompensating manlet"
That's because she was 10.
Women don’t understand spatial measurements. They want relative. Relative to themselves, and relative to other men as a serious bonus. The benefit is you can lie about your dick and height and they’ll believe you
>so they either learn to fuck a shorter guy, or they don't fuck at all.
More like they just share the tall chads, naive moron.
>at the end
I usually don't spoonfeed but this is a masterpiece.
Choushin Itoko to Ecchii Koto Shiyo
The cope in this post lmao
You have never seen a vagina in real life.
they do
>those fucking ambiguous 5'9" feels
I don't know how to deal some days.
well shittt, if i wasnt at work right now
Vast majority choose to not fuck at all then.
>ambiguous
Not ambiguous for me tbqh I feel like fucking shit and the worst part is people claiming that you are not short while saying that one actor looks pretty small without knowing he is just an inch smaller than me
I'm the same height and I cope with drugs and suicide ideation, good luck bro
I meant ambiguous in the sense that there's this constant "Am I a manlet?" chant going on in your head while at the same time there can be spurts where you're surrounded by women you feel like you tower over. At the same time you sometimes come across those 5'6" dudes and you just thank God that you aren't THAT short.
>"Am I a manlet?"
Trust me, we both are. It's just that we are in the high end of the spectrum so not many women are as tall or taller than us at least without heels.
Just think, how many guys in your age range are smaller than you? How many of them are just spics or white guys?
A man with nothing to lose is dangerous.
I've seen lots of hot chicks with manlets. it's a thing.
They didn't chase them and they would definitely prefer they were taller.
He must have calves like two slabs of steel
Sure, but I'm a guy and I'm thinking the same thing.
This even if the guy is 2 feet taller than you, you have to do something or you will never again have the respect of anybody there.
this however is just embarrassing and he deserves to be laughed at
>be 6'1"
>still wear shoes with a minimum 2'' heel
>tell women im 5'11" just to rub it in
>be 6'5
>whenever I'm around a manlet I tell him I'm 6'0 to make him feel insecure
>notice he starts to adjusts posture
>ok kids pack your toys and let's go, mommy's here
that's an impressive toss
>>whenever I'm around a manlet I tell him I'm 6'0 to make him feel insecure
That's because you ,and those other anons that claim the same,haven't met a manlet completely autistic about his height to the point of measuring several times a week. Or that got a recent medical check.
jesus christ me too and i unironically seethe everytime someone posts the 6` vs 5`11 memes
but serious question now, whats the lowest height woman would still go for in a guy? 5`8? 5`9?
Manlets got no reason to live
me too
See
as long as your not a facelet/bodylet/baldinglet you can still be a brad
it's the most neutral height really
>That sudden increase of almost a 20% of acceptance between 69 and 70 inches
Is not fair
F you
Or to afford enough money that you are able to pay a small fortune to become a normal sized individual formerly manlet
Fwiw I'm 6'1 and I have the "am I a manlet" chant going on 24/7
What are you a dutch?
No, I'm actually from a country where the average is pretty low, but posts like this really depress me because I know if a taller dude ever shows up it's over for me
There's always a chadder chad, as they say
Reminder Face>Height
God you actually believe this don’t you? I know all this courage wolf shit is just posted in reaction to the sheer amount of virgins in this site, but it doesn’t make you and everyone else sound less ridiculous. There are data and studies for this. You are providing anecdotal evidence, weak baseless advice, and are basically denying reality at this point.
Dude you are absolutely fucked in the head
You need to stop browsing Yea Forums for a while and stop thinking memes = reality. Maybe go to a therapist
You're already pretty tall man, don't let the memes or the roasties get to you. Assuming you are normal looking you don't have much to worry.
Everything above 2-3 inches of your height (which most people down here barely notice) is either shit, a basketball player or just Space Marine-tier of godly genetics. And the latter two are pretty rare
I'm 5'10" and 8 inches taller than my GF. She's still shorter in heels but kissing her while standing is a chore, and she has to use a pillow for every sex position to lift her body up comfortably.
Are you having a positive effect on yourself and the world around you? If so, who gives a shit if some people make fun?
You're allowing your insecurities to hold you back.
only if you are 5'10+,
this would be more comforting if my ex hadn't left me for a 6'5 fucker
> in the sense that there's this constant "Am I a manlet?" chant going on in your head
What the fuck is wrong with you people
It's a fluff article designed to play on common insecurities to attract engagement. Don't let it get to you.
You sure it was ONLY because of the height? Maybe he was better looking, or more fit, or maybe they just got along better...
Or maybe that gf was a bitch and you dodged a bullet, who knows? At least you had one.
Absolutely retarded
You think women would date some 5'3'' midget just because he had a handsome face or some shit
Get real