French cinéma

It's art because the woman is naked.

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>Hon hon hon!

I mean French women are pretty kino

>he watches movies that don't sexually arouse him
Do Americans really do this?

I don't understand why Americans act like our cinema is high art. The most popular comedy this year was about a woman waking up with a dick.

french cinema is actually 90% terrible unfunny raunchy sex comedies, 8% terrible hectoring dramas about immigrants, and 2% arthouse garbage with naked ladies

we don't get your terrible unfunny sex comedies, we only get your terrible arthouse garbage

Gaspar Noe convinced an actress to take it up the arse on film in the name of art.

the college students who spend 5 days in Paris and pick up a habit for Gauloises also pick up an enormous sense of superiority about it, and the only movies we get from you are the artsy fartsy ones

>show it don't tell it
>subtitles
>long takes
>inference

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Only if she is attractive

If she is ugly is a protest piece

no he didn't

What are the best French movies?

>women
Aren't they usually children

any Rohmer boys in?

Age of consent is 12 in France.

Name?

CĂ©line et Julie vont en bateau

based frogs

The Jean Renoir's and Jean-Pierre Melville's ones.

France: 15

Spain: 13

Shut up, that's a great movie

haven't seen a single one, what do you recommend?

Does the female form scare you?