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this 3-party translation is killing the vibe
just talk to aljo, yan, and chimaev

This is a pretty cool poster.
Minus the gay ass women..

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OOOOOHH THE TRANSLATOR IS GOING FOR THE LITERAL DEFINITION

all the small names are losing, all the cans are winning and killing the UFC

Jon looks slim Coby must have got to him

why did they put volk on the loser side?

VOLK SHOOK

NEW GAMEPLAN NEW GAMEPLAN

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ehh koreanzombiebros... why cant we speak english!?

Hes a legit psycho, not sure what i expected letting him babysit my pets, came home to my guineapig turned inside out on the coffe table. Oh well the guys a psycho.

The translator is shook. Ergo, The TKO Zombie is shook.

john morgan's neck honestly makes him unheemable
he could easily lay on top of colby for a clean 50-45

he can speak english he's just not very confident in it

aljamain is SO CRINGE

Zombie's uppercut is fucking crazy he better watch out

>aljo getting booed in his homeland against a russian even though russia fighters get booed just by association these days
what an amazing L

Petr looks like he wants to lynch that uppity jogger

>aljo is still bitching about an illegal strike instead of talking about how he's actually gonna win
has anyone ever been more mentally defeated

khello guis

I KILL HIM

ALJO SCARED

Aljo is so fucking based. Our guy. Heems own.

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>aljo is a jaguars fan
Losers rooting for other losers LMAO

Since when does Yan speak english

based Aljo calling out bandwagonners

Dana laughing as he raises ppv prices. The UFC will never be worth more then 59.99$

IKAMASHOOOOOU

Conor's 5th UFC opponent: THE Dennis Siver
Khamzat's 5th UFC opponent: Multiple time world BJJ champion, former title challenger, only loss in the division to the current dominant champ, genuine one shot KO power Gilbert Burns

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Godjo learned Russian just to demolish Yan

>aljo learning russian for yan
pretty cringe

Kek yan is so deep in aljos head that he's speaking russian now hahahaha

Toothless hick gonna be on suicide watch when Aljo locks in that choke

Did I just spot the Leech in the crowd?

neet bong's 5th heem thread for the day: an increasingly embarrassing shitposting:attention ratio

CLOZE YOUR MOUZ

why isnt aljo and yan the main event

you probably saw Moon Ho or KZs other teammate

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CALL HIM A NIGGER YAN

BANZAAAAAAIIIII

Wow this is so hype and cool. Fucking stupid black N-

BIG BULLSHIT

they're 10 lb lighter

BASED KHAMZAT STICKING UP FOR YAN

>BIG BOOLSHIT
BIG BOOLSHIT
>BIG BOOLSHIT
BIG BOOLSHIT
>BIG BOOLSHIT
BIG BOOLSHIT
>BIG BOOLSHIT
BIG BOOLSHIT
>BIG BOOLSHIT
BIG BOOLSHIT

midgets don't sell

How do you know, are you a doctor?

Im betting against aljo because i hate him and all people like him

there's no way jon anik is standing between these guys during face offs

>Boolshid

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Aljo will heem the Russian dog.

This dude playing solitaire on his phone

this is terrible

these niggas textin

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Based Zatdaddy busy playing on his phone

they're both taller than Volk

made a hilarious post in the last thread not realizing it was already at 530+. please lol at it and give me a lot of (you)s

>"sorry I'm playing on my phone"
wtf khamzat. lmao

feeling really cringed out rn

Magdi jag spelar

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>bro i play on phone i cannot hear u
cuh ringe, dana leaves for one seconds and these zoomers are playing angry birds on their phones

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Excuse me I'm gaming brotha

okay, and?

Soulless

>khamzat google translating an essay
based or cringe?

nah he's right leech is there too

smash 1

That's pretty witty. Nice post

Burns winning the story hard

The macaco is being very rude

shozu shazu tomorsha something 1 round minit
b-b-b-beast of a trashtalker

I lol'd at it

and suck my dick bitch

lmao

also fire jon canik

>wot?

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This fight is very personal for me

>the hue is making fun of someone's accent
talk about self-awareness

>questioning Anik
based

mike bohn would sleep khamzat

>anik why are you such a pussy ass bitch?
holy shit cant believe he just asked him that

he said something like "jeg spelar lite" (I'm gaming) he was literally refusing to answer the journalist cause he was playing raid: shadow legends

Why is Anik doing the presser? Where is Dana

anik is kind of a cool pro

r u 4real bro

brazza brazza no time for press conference must watch mizkif on phone brazza he bussin fr fr brazza

Wow that game must be good, im going to download it

>at the end of the day

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a wild leech spotted

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Based volk and zombie
Cringe everyone else

Aljo is gonna win the rematch 100% and this board is gonna seethe like never before.

oh nice mackenzie dern isnt faking a brazilian accent

Khamzat getting the nudes from Till

WALL

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>dern's accent is back to normal

nobody GIVES A F ABOUT TECIA

evil chinese man

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Boring dimeless shitters wheres colbeast

Kek Dern forgot to fake her accent during the first sentence

JINGALING

yes, unless my ability to hear swedish is totally fucked

jamawl looks like THAT?!

LMAO

Look who it is

Brazza my clan is under attack, i must clash u no dis on foenom

This. Fucking bums amongst GODS

LETS GO LEECH

A GENTLEMAN

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He brought?

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Good eyes

not a fan of putting 4 pounds of yellow make up powder all over your face..

HONORABLE SOUL
>HONORABLE SOUL
HONORABLE SOUL
>HONORABLE SOUL
HONORABLE SOUL
>HONORABLE SOUL
HONORABLE SOUL
>HONORABLE SOUL
HONORABLE SOUL
>HONORABLE SOUL

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big mac looks like a fr ape

Jingling is about to join the smash brazzas

Khamzat texting Darren rn with hearts and all

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now leech is in the crowd asking questions
this is like a fever dream

DILBERT IS A FAKE BRAZILIAN

smash counter: 3
also weak response from burns

LMAO THIS FUCKING PRESS MAN

MISTA BURNS YO LIP

LMAO WHY IS LEECH THERE

Monumental story loss for Gilbert

>i dont care
>i smash
>i dont care
>i smash
Come on khamzat, give something new

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>haha burns is not brazilian he speaka da english
holy cringe WHAT is going on

>This press conference is boring
>My feet hurt
>I just want to play on my phone
>I wish I was at home fucking Darren Till's bussy

>fuck you bamhole

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No cap

>fuck you ass

jingliang has officially been boyed

kek Burns is getting pissed

Did khamzat just say "fuck your ass"? He's getting gayer by the minute

How dare this Chinese piggu dare speak to a Korean GOD

RESPECT FOR JINGLIANG: +1000000000

holy based Leech
I don't speak a lick of Mandarin but I can tell he has a ton of personality

colbased spoiled us

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khumshot is unhinged!

why is this chinaman an interviewer

>chinese to english to korean back to english
wudder we dune here

Machida was a fuckin asian you pooftas

MY MAN LEECH CAN DO ANYTHING

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i smesh xD

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area Koreans and Chinese good friends?

MOSTU HONORABRU LEECH
MOSTU HONORABRU LEECH
MOSTU HONORABRU LEECH
MOSTU HONORABRU LEECH

Burn is winning the story hard

Only a highlight heem will save ratlip from getting mocked to tears lmao

Leech is a class act, but whats the purpose of him kissing ass here?

Very funny brother I use Weverse and this is accurate

no

>ITS NOT BECAUSE WE ARE MANLETS ITS BECAUSE RACISM

>kz is an asian masculinity yellow supremacist
oh no

>asians suck at fightan because of economic issues
Crazy how that doesn't stop South Americans or Brazzas

>KZ pulling the race card

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asian boys still malding about blacksplosive KANGS jumping the queue

asian masculinity sisters... we CANNOT let the humble white man beat us

I would like Tecia Torres to give me a rough handjob

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WALL
WALL

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>Jingaling status, Boyed?
Y/N

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>Mackenzie's face
Wallbros you guys were right

The Giga gook will hold the LHW strap as long as he's exclusively matched against black fighters

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Never seen Khamshat this shook, he acted friendly when they crossed paths so burns wouldnt knock him the f out

Breh why does these bitches have huge arms?

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this but gentle

smash counter: 5

she looked so fucking thick walking in i turned into a caveman

This is smash

Zat being a bit of a dick

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He speaks really clear standard Mandarin, my Chinese is pretty shit but I could totally understand him. He literally said "when we fought, you gained a lot of Chinese fans after you beat me," he has the self-depricating humor and humility down

fingering too much pussy

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giblet will get the upset i can feel it

dilbert tearing up diamond style

Torres is yoked

fighters always talk up the people they've fought (win or lose) because it makes themselves look better too

Gilbert with the weak comeback for the 3rd time

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Never unboyed, 哥们儿

They used to be frens

Source on the orginial video?

alex rating going up

on God fr?

Both khamzat and gilbert are trash at this

i was on the fence about leech but after this i kneel

They used to be lovers..

i dont boy asians they're uppity faggots who can't cope with that they're 5'2

Burns soul

Ratlip soulless

OHHHHHHH IT'S SUCH A PEACH OF A PRESS CONGRESS OHHHHHHH

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No cap, where can i get some viagra to jack off to dern? My dick wont get hard from overuse fr fr and im horny

can these women shut the FUCK up