>SAURONman
BRAVO, Tolkien.
SAURONman
Samuel Baker
Samuel Brown
>sauron is a goth villain
>sauron's boss is more goth
Caleb Reyes
>character goes on important errand
>his name is Earendil
>girl turns into bird
>her name is elWING
bravo
John Gutierrez
>MORGOTH
>MORE GOTH
Ladies and gentlemen, the father of modern day Fantasy
Hudson Lewis
>being so autismal that you invent entire worlds just to have a backdrop for the languages you make up
Actual bravo Tolkien, I don't think there's ever gonna be a fantasy author of this caliber
Oliver Williams
>Gundalf
>uses guns
BRAVO
Gabriel Martin
>character named Treebeard.
You guessed it, a fucking tree with a beard.
Andrew Nguyen
white witch > gandalf the shite
Julian Thompson
Fuck off with that atheist shit.
Luis Hall
>c. s. lewis
>atheist
Rethink your life
Luke Reyes
Shut up commie
Isaiah Rodriguez
Based
Jackson Young
>legolas
>looks like an autistic woman
Jackson Jones
>belonging to the protestant heresy
lower in the salvation scale than a heathen
Julian Jones
>character's name is Goodsir
>is literally a good sir
Samuel James
>the holy See
Enjoy your hellfire
Alexander Green
>Fatty Bolger
>He’s literally fat
Someone get me his editor on the phone!
Brody Mitchell
>a hound named Huan
>Huan is elvish for “Hound”
Noah Gomez
>believes in hellfire
The Holy Father, Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Jesus Christ, Successor of the Prince of the Apostles, Supreme Pontiff of the Universal Church, Primate of Italy, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of the Vatican City State, Servant of the servants of God abolished it.
Elijah Moore
Not according to a little book I keep next to my bed called the Bible.
>I will pray for you, however
Nathaniel Mitchell
Kys
Blake Carter
cookedsir
Hunter Gonzalez
your book it's actually called the king james translation, heretic.
Julian Evans
>Last name is Brown
>Is the color brown
whoa wtf???
Ayden Clark
Tastes Goodsir!
Grayson Anderson
Yooo wtf!!
Samuel Price
>soulful character
>his sole is not full of poison
Bravo Dan
Thomas Russell
>worships a cult of faggot pedophiles
Jaxson Garcia
>main villain called Hitler
>second in command: Himmler
are you fucking kidding me with this shitty writing? what's next? gas chambers?
Kayden Powell
>named quigley
>draws quickly
John Murphy
...said the guy consuming hollywood dreck
Dylan Jones
How does it feel worshipping a bunch of boy fucking creeps? The Catholic Church is faggot peder central and Vatican City has the highest per capita amount of faggots anywhere else on earth. It blows my mind how retarded Catholics are. They worship a charlattan and condone molestation and ass rape of little boys by clergymen. Disgusting. All papists need to be hanged.
Daniel Martin
>Era Horn
>The Odin
>You Win
>Are Win
>Leg of Lass
>Thor Inn
>El Ron
>Bore Away
>Far Away
>El Illuminator
>Radish Ghast
>Mort Door
>Gone Door
>River Dwell
Is Tolkien a hack completely devoid of creativity? I don't want to think he is but all the signs point to yes.
Austin Flores
cry more, lutheran cuck
Sebastian Sanchez
>president is called Ronald Reagan
>secretary of treasure is called Donald Regan
Seriously?
Cooper Diaz
>can’t counter what I said
Why worship them if they’re evil? Are Catholics retarded? Serious question.
Christian Taylor
>thinks catholics worship the priests
are you Jack Chick?
Jace Martinez
>They worship a charlattan
So it's the same as evangelical pastors.
Elijah Martin
>can’t counter my points
Catholic low IQ posting folks.
Parker Murphy
>sauron is a big evil shadow
>sauron's boss is just a bigger, eviler shadow
Also, why is no one taxposting? You all disappoint me.
Julian Garcia
>thinks he has a point
no wonder you needed translations for the bible
Juan Harris
OK but I've yet to see just 1 reason why evangelicals aren't all niggers.
Kevin Murphy
*Saruman, not Sauronman
There's quite a substantial difference actually op
Carter Green
Have you heard of the High Elves?
Nathan Long
Glorfindel