Pittsburgh Pirates @ St. Louis Cardinals opening day gamethread

Congratulations St. Louis Cardinals, your 2022 World Series Champions!

great hustle by carlson

first batted ball of the season and the pirates already look terrible

Pirates on opening day start a guy who went 5-13 last season with nearly a 6 ER, that is brutal.

put it in the middle of clark street tyler

Attached: file.png (640x958, 790.96K)

this game is going to get ugly

pirates season is already over

Here to enjoy our last game of the year at .500

Attached: lets go pirates!.gif (450x253, 2.53M)

>Ke'Bryan Hayes ded already

i remember that girl, wasn't it like the 18th inning at 2 AM

why did they extend this guy again?

Sad

yeah, 19 innings against the Braves
>"You have to be KIDDING me, Jerry Meals!"

Anyone who roots for the Pirates, you get the misery you deserve.
t. Lifelong Southwestern PA hillbilly

Attached: 1649119910323.jpg (680x499, 43K)

>buttpirates

absolute unit in the stands at the top left
look at the size of him

Attached: file.png (1227x665, 1.32M)

Big Ed really let himself go

UH OH

Attached: 823D6330-186A-45BB-88E5-3B3616D168D8.jpg (1170x1325, 524.08K)

LGTSS:
>your team
>your favorite moment as a fan

Attached: SUB-Y-BUCS-superJumbo.jpg (2048x1344, 453.17K)

i wonder if the pirates will feel pressured to stick with it anyway.

>divorce your wife with cancer
>get standing ovation

youtube.com/watch?v=lSdJBWoDvFo

Attached: 1348607781261.png (534x629, 128.38K)

the standing ovation was because he got rid of her, we hate that chick.

thats a big guy

Attached: 1641963448654.png (1920x1080, 1.87M)

He would have gotten rid of her divorce or no divorce.

obviously the divorce was in motion before anything to do with her cancer

I was going to go to that game back my dad took my mom instead ;/

You posted mine, so I'll post for my Dad since he at Game 7 of the 1960 WS as a kid. Beat em Bucs!

Attached: Pittsburgh Pirates vs. New York Yankees Forbes Field view from Cathedral of Learning.jpg (900x637, 98.34K)

Yadi :)

>strike em out throw em out on opening day

Attached: 1644986831841.png (600x579, 332.31K)

THOU SHALT NOT

So the 22 Tards season is just going to be a yearlong boomer farewell tour. Is Brady also gonna join?

Yadi's still got it, awesome stuff.

v_v

Yes

CUEEEEEETO
CUEEEEEETO
CUEEEEEETO

Looks like my dad. Based.

You cocksuckers deserve rope.
At least you posted an image from when the Pirates were a real team.

kev-in new-man
stomp stomp clap clap

Is he ordering more food?

Attached: 12b.png (1199x630, 1.19M)

Baseball without signs sucks.

Baseball without cardboard fans sucks.

only sign i need

Attached: file.png (713x364, 383.78K)

>Brubaker already up to 50 pitches
shit

god i wish that were me

ELITE

yes it was a cool thing. blame the astros.

BIRDS
ON
THE
BAT

>2022 pirates

Attached: ESNDawTVAAACv2h.jpg (1200x944, 104.25K)

Attached: file.png (1111x1080, 2.26M)

TON NL MVP calling it now

fucking piss missile there boys

Pujols a shit

Attached: Wagner-Honus-338-57_FL_PD-1024x813.jpg (1024x813, 148.08K)

honestly i'm still a little mad about 2011 lel