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SNEED

BLACK BRITISH PEOPLE

SUCK

Gay niggas.

>black mirror

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wot if your robot lawnmower ran over your neighbour but then ya got off because the coppers arrest the robot

White people are evil and the only way to stop them once and for all is white women having sex witth black men only.

>white people good
>black people are bad
>actually though
>black people are white people in disguise
>black people are aliens
Pay me, bongistan.

quads of truth

what if the real world was black mirror

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masked man wants to give power to the people and free the oppressed but a rich capefaggot with mental issues fights him to save (((billionaires)))

what if cellphones killed black people only? Invented by none other than Donald Blumpf

haha can't believe I forgot about that.

An episode that's actually good

The Earth is a long running TV show that was supposed to end in 2012, but has been kept running due to its popularity.

White men bad
Black men good
Black men dating white women good

Already used multiple times in the show.
Only original ideas please.

I'd watch that.

or if those red hats secretly sucked your brain cells out to power Don Drumpths concentration camps like riddler in batman forever

so whats the site?

Wot if I'm Charlie Brooker right and wot if I got raped by 17 black cocks all at the same toime just imagine all these black cocks going in every fookin orifice in me body mad innit

oi m8 so wot if people's bank accounts are managed with a supercomputer that makes sure they don't make stupid purchases like eejits, so they don't go bankrupt m8, but ya mum downloads a virus that makes her bank account go in the red so she's arrested for breaking the system and you have to find the hacker and save ya mum. Mental innit?

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I still can't believe that they tracked down the reasons behind the murders, yet they never thought that beekeeping suits or motorcycle helmets might work.

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white racists are forced to live in VR as blacks and mexicans

In a dystopian future, the media-government-academia complex limits public opinion to an insane, self-destructive ideology. Anyone who speaks out about this is banned from the internet, fired from their jobs, publicly shamed, and possibly even assaulted.

They were robotic bees , pretty sure they can pierce through a beekeepers suit you fucking idiot

an incel programs the perfect AI girlfriend. she gets mad that he isn't chad and starts the robot revolution..

>freedom of speech isn't freedom of consequence, you should be allowed to be socially ostracized and silenced if you say something bad
>wtf how fucking DARE I be assigned consequences for things that I did that I don't want people knowing about!

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wot if ur mum was a tranny but she didn't pass

I want to see a whole episode of women wallowing in depression when Japan perfects sex bots and men as an entire gender decide to stop putting up with their bullshit.

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With what claws? The drones only had extremities to carry pollen from one flower to another. They killed people by entering their brains through their ears or nose. They could pierce nothing.

This technology would be far more useful for finding pornstar lookalikes of girls you want to bang.

That's what it would be ultimately used for. Facial recognition gives lots of false positives by design.

Based China
twitter.com/PDChina/status/724802732507291649

>technology is used to transfer your soul after death into your favorite boards so you can shitpost forever

but how did the bees know how to enter the house through the vents? its implied the hacker just changed the pattern recognition of the bees to look towards ears and noses instead, no way he is manually controlling them

>SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

Also what's up Satan

I would like to see an episode that deals with a future where society is lumped into two different archetypes, one where children are mostly reared by AI companions rather than their parents, and another less economically fortunate class that deals with it the more traditional way and the clashes between the classically raised children, vs those raised by AI.

>guy plays an RTS only to find out he's actually been fighting a real war campaign for his country
>girl starts playing vrmmo with friends and discovers how useful it is to be a woman and slowly turns herself into a literal lootwhore. Climax is her getting a world first with the best players in the game in exchange for a real life gangbang but when it's revealed she's actually an ugly fat man they beat him to death
>black man struggles through the daily life of a fully automated society that is also 99% white, i.e. robots don't recognize him on facial recognition.

wot if ya mum ran on AAA batteries

White woman fucks brown guy

Oh wait they've already done that in almost every episode.

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>>girl starts playing vrmmo with friends and discovers how useful it is to be a woman and slowly turns herself into a literal lootwhore. Climax is her getting a world first with the best players in the game in exchange for a real life gangbang but when it's revealed she's actually an ugly fat man they beat him to death

That's how my mom died.

>phone bad

in a fucked up future people can have their brains transplanted into new bodies. the process is supposed to be voluntary for the donor and his family gets a large cash payment from the transplanted. but hear me out... what if this technology was abused and people were being transplanted into other bodies and resuming the donors life and not their own for nefarious purposes.

That's the most realistic part of Black Mirror. It's exactly what the future holds.

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You should read Ender's Game

WOT IF YER NAN WAS YER TOASTER INNIT

A new, human-tier AI series of robots are used in place of police officers because of the notion that AI will treat people fairly, can't be racist etc.

Before the replacement people rejoice because now the sweet innocent nonwhite criminals won't be mistreated.

You can guess where this is going.

being human is a crime

Phone bad

Nan's consciousness gets uploaded to a smartfridge. She automatically orders you eggs etc. from Tesco when you get down to the user-defined replenishment level (default 4eggs for a 2+2 family).

this would be great, shame it cannot happen

Woah m8, mental.

They didn't have time to get 300k people bee keeping suits you mong
When they moved the girl to the hiding spot, they thought they were dealing with just one dude with a remote control single bee
They didn't know they had to deal with millions, or that the bees could track her with that detail
The plan for the guvna was already to get him in a bunker and we never really saw if it worked or not

I just watched this one for the first time yesterday
It's actually one of my favorites now
I just wish they didn't do the last scnee with the chick tracking him down, it felt unnecessary

>Socially orstracised

you mean bullied, right?

>the future

You obviously haven't seen the view from my balcony

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A beautiful black woman needs to escape from Haiti due to zombis chasing her on the orders of a powerful bokor who wants to bury her alive because that's his fetish. Her only way off the island is with the help of a dashing white Yea Forums user named user who offers to take her to safety on his experimental boat powered by fellatio.

OI LIKE, WOT IF YEAH, LIKE, YEAH, BLACK PEOPLE, YEAH, LIKE WOT, BLACK PEOPLE YEAH, LIKE WOT IF THEY WERE, LIKE GAY? OR SUMTING, LOL JUST ME BEING MAD AGAIN INNIT LOL

society get iPad

A boy smirks at an Indian. Society crumbles.

rite, um, like wot if yeah, like, u no that tinder thingy yeah, well wot if like it was for, like, not chasing birds n'that, but u like, yeah, use it for like rating people, like mad innit

so like, me n barry were at the pub yeah, n we thought like, wot if yeah, like u were in dat virtual reality thing yeah, but you became a lesbian, rite propa mad innit

what black mirror episodes are actually good?

None of them. Watch twilight zone instead. Not the new one obviously.

So the South Park episode

>rottenteeth
A gen modified plant used for sugar features ingredients that makes sugar addictive. People who use it starts to get mindreading powers. But the thoughts they hear are not correct, like someone who is 50% deaf, and think there is a big conspirancy. The hero think its the goverment using the sugar to mindcontroll people.

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A dystopian future where the entire human race is monogenous and globalism has made everything the same all over the world, even going as far to terraform earth so that everyone gets to live in the same climate. People are severely depressed because of their lack of identity and suicide rates are through the roof, despite of the world government trying to get all the people on happy pills. Ancient interracial porn is illegal contraband, all regional cultural expressions like music and stories are outlawed and the only people allowed to have a sense of identity are the elites at the very top: the Big Nose tribe.

Pretty much this. The only people I know into Black Mirror are the most onions, too.

>Mirror, mirror on the wall.
Our mirrors are a door to a parralel universe which is exactly a copy of our world.
The heroine accidently kills her mirror self. From than on, everyones mirrorself starts to differ from their counterpart. Different clothes, different hairdoes. And while everyone is baffled what happened, the mirrorworld starts to evolve into schroedinger world. Everytime a situation is 50% the opposite happens in the mirrorworld and suddenly some see themself in the mirror getting killed in argue fighting and than die shortly afterwards.
The conclusion is that the heroine of the episode has to die to karma the world and mirrorworld.

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A mad genius incel creates super-AIDS that kills like the plague. Society must revert to a more sexually conservative state. Chads and Staceys btfo lmao YEET XD

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An interracial couple discovers the negative consequences of technology.

A masketta man?

The interactive film was surprisingly good. You get to bully Yea Forums

Baby who levitate at birth thought to be antichrist and government starts psychological campaign to destroy his life subtly while studying him. He grows up to be a piece of shit with huge dreams but he can't stop buying energy drinks and cigarettes and alcohol. The Christian illuminati types that are ruining his life feel a sense of pride, like they are on a mission from God and his suffering is their sustenance.

The Christmas special
The one with the bees
The one with the bikes
The one about lesbians

It's about an incel that goes to a melanesian shadow puppet imageboard, where a russian bot brainwashes him and converts him in a killing machine
The title is "Have sex"

so imagine a world in which theres a rootless elite class that manipulates and controls the masses below, and they constantly push the most horrific lifestyles onto people just to revel in their misery. You would have some scenes in which boys are abused by mothers with mental issues, forced to take hormone blockers and wear dresses. Ultimately, the protagonist would be labelled as a hate criminal and sent into isolation for the crime of questioning the sick and twisted world he was born into

>Be Joker
>Live in a society
The twist?
>He doesn't know that he lives in one till the end of the episode

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What if a computer programme made all your daily decisions for you to get you to create a life you were happy in but one dude's life sucks and he can't figure out how it's getting better so he keeps disobeying and it fucks up other people's algorithm lives too so they keep auto-adjusting while he tries to be his own free man. In the end the master algorithm decides he can't be happy in this world and tells him to kill himself. When he doesn't the algorithm tells all the people whose lives he's interrupting to kill him instead.