Why are movies without any female characters so much better?

Why are movies without any female characters so much better?

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it feels so empty without mew

no shoe-horned romantic subplots to interfere with the plot.

cringe.

cringerino

>hah I hate faggots I'm a man of God
>Hey guys movies without women are so much better right. I mean women are yucky

>12 Angry Men
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Master & Commander
What else lads

on the other hand every movie with (mainly) female characters are garbage

get married and have children

Women (much like children) should be seen, not heard.

Reservoir Dogs
Shawshank Redemption
Predator (well, almost)
Lord of the Flies
The Great Escape
Saving Private Ryan
Das Boot
Platoon
Dr. Strangelove
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

2001: A Space Odyssey
Apocalypse Now
The Green Mile

why are you gay?

>lord of the rings
>conan the barbarian
>predator
>lethal weapon

those all have female characters

ice station zebra

>you can't be serious, only gays want men in a movie!

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The Hitch Hiker

if i want to get horny about a female, i go to Yea Forums and start looking for cunny

women are actually annoying most of the times.
i understand OP.

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Uhhhh the chess computer at the beginning was a woman soooooo yeah sweaty

yeah, and it annoyed the hell out of the guy....and that only by her voice....sweaty

>2019
>not beeing cunny pilled
>do you even Yea Forums ?

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yeah and the man playing it put that cunt in her place and she shut up. whats your point?

>women are actually annoying most of the times.
In person yeah, but in a movie they're not nagging you to go buy things.

no, they're just wasting screentime as moaning damsels in distress or cringey feminist wet dreams

spbp.

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Realistic action and intrigue can be condensed into 90-120 minutes of movie without losing much. Romance, unless the whole movie is focused on it, just feels weird and forced when shoe-horned into a fraction of a movie, which has to condense a lot already

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>The Objective
>First Blood
>Thin Red Line
>Gallipoli

3 Women, Mulholland Drive, Persona, the Favourite are all great and mainly consist of a female cast

someone needs to make a chart for these movies

great if you have low testosterone, maybe

bridge over the river kwai

you would know wouldn't you? Sissy Faggot

This is why I loved Chernobyl (even with the female scientist character) and The Terror, all male/mostly male media has a certain level of comfyness that mixed ones don't

Windows acted like a women due to his lack of logos and fighting spirit and Nauls was quite effeminate and a homosexual.

Was Child the thing at the end ?

No he had his earring in, The Thing couldn't recreate that

Kelly's Heroes
A Bridge Too Far

In fact, most war movies have good odds of being good just because they don't have women.

no. macready was

when you throw females into any male group it fucks up the dynamic

>defending roasties
Yikes.

WATCHED THIS MOVIE ONCE. DIDNT MAKE ANY SENSE CAUSE MY NAGGING WIFE KEPT TALKING BUT SHE WOULDN'T LET ME TURN ON THE SUBTITLES SINCE IT DISTRACTED HER. ANYWAYS IT WAS PRETTY MEDIOCRE

-GARY

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