Star wars

>The sticky was there for three weeks
Or maybe the opening weekend.

Not true

Can’t wait for this movie to make even more than Last Jedi did. You Star Wars “fans” don’t even seem to like the series anyways so why bother bitching about it all the time

yes true

>why are people allowed to enjoy things

it's 2 threads. 2. come back when the whole board is filled with nothing but capeshit/got

All this stuff is taken from makingstarwars.net which leaked TFA and bits of TLJ. All of these were bits and pieces put together and I think it's closer to the film we get.
>One year after THE LAST JEDI.
>The First Order has conquered most of the galaxy.
>Kylo Ren is still torn between the dark side and the light and still harbors feelings for Rey.
>Hux has been replaced by Allegiant General Pryde (Richard E. Grant) and has been leaking information to the Resistance in hopes that they kill Kylo and allow him to retake control.
>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to the Unknown Regions to inform Kylo about a secret arsenal of superweapons built by Palpatine.
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren begin searching for the Wayfinder, a device required to locate the arsenal.
>The Resistance learns about this and deploys Rey, Finn, Poe, Chewbacca, BB-8, C-3P0 and R2-D2 to retrieve the Wayfinder first.
>Rose is now a high-ranking Resistance commander answering directly to Leia and stays behind to coordinate them from the base.
>The Wayfinder’s coordinates are in C-3P0’s old memory unit in an abandoned Imperial blockade in a jungle world, where the heroes befriend the warrior Jannah (Naomie Ackie) and her people.
>After retrieving it, the heroes to a decommissioned droid factory in a snow world to unlock it, where they are ambushed by the First Order and rescued by bounty hunter Zorii Bliss (Keri Russell) and her droid D-0.
>During the battle, the memory unit of a combat droid is uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take Chewie’s bowcaster for himself.
>Meanwhile, Kylo meets an oracle who directs him to the Wayfinder’s location in a desert world. Rey and her friends also learn about it from C-3P0’s memories.

It's two threads you fucking autist.

>Rey and Kylo meet and fight in the desert world, while the Knights of Ren battle Finn, Poe, Chewie and the droids.
>Rey and Kylo still share a Force bond, which causes them to experience “Force flashes” of past events as they fight.
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren retrieve the Wayfinder and return to the ruins of the Death Star in the jungle world to unlock the arsenal’s location.
>The Resistance follows him, but are ambushed by the First Order and nearly defeated before a local alien, Klaud, helps them escape.
>Finn recruits Jannah and her people as reinforcements to battle the First Order, while Rey confronts Kylo.
>Rey and Kylo learn that the Wayfinder actually contains Palpatine’s spirit. The Knights of Ren are loyal to him and manipulated Kylo into freeing him.
>Palpatine possesses one of the knights (Matt Smith) and announces his plan to seize control of the First Order and use the arsenal to subjugate the galaxy. He also reveals that he was behind Snoke.
>Luke Skywalker and Han Solo appear as Force ghosts and encourage Kylo to accept the light. Kylo then join forces with Rey to stop Palpatine.
>Rey and Kylo defeat Palpatine, but he then possesses Kylo. He urges Rey to kill him, and she reluctantly does. Palpatine is unable to possess Rey and is destroyed for the last time.
>The First Order is defeated and Palpatine’s arsenal is destroyed.
>Rey mourns Kylo and Luke's force ghost appears, he ressurects him.
>The film is rumoured to end with a sunset.
>So about Lando, he doesn't do much, he's just there with the heroes. Knights of Ren also have lots of scene where they are just there.
>The final battle will take place on the jungle planet, the Sith Fleet will be there to fight.
>The death star remains will make the final battle epic and Rey and Kylo will use force flash fights against Palpatine.

Good film

it's pretty funny it went from being every other thread for months on end to just a couple of them over a few years. disney absolutely butchered that franchise.

Good

this is all wrong. t. was in a position where I had to read the script, worked in both the UK and in Jordan. I quite literally signed my life away for 5 generations in my NDA, so veyod that can't say a word. and I having fucking HATED every SW movie from "Jar-Jar Binks" to the pink haired feminist admirals.
The film has been claimed back for the actual fan who first saw it at age 7 and went to see it 5 times, then got a shitty hot copy on VHS and watcched that over and over while playing with their milenium falcon and had the characters all in the cse chped like darth vaders head, which we'd take out and sit around the back seat of the milenium falcon playing the Star Wars version of "Chess" when Han and S\Chewie piloted.
The film has been taken back for REAL" fans, not s-o-y b-o-y-s and assorted
woke
spcial justice actvisits.. I read every pag of the sctipt , was n many of the locatins ad its fucking PERFECT. Unless theyf uck up major leagu in post-prod, everry
true" fan of the original 3 fans is going to be over the fucking moon.....

WHY should you believe e? llast night people said they wanted some ind of proof, so I posted Oscar screeeners and the response was "oh, you could have faked them.." and as part of the NDA, they can take your house even if you share a photo of a shit you took on set. So...take it for what it is..

ps- jordanians0 many of them military who had to help us buid roads and other shit, were excited to be involved and were cool as shit..

>>One year after THE LAST JEDI.
Rushed.
>The First Order has conquered most of the galaxy.
Again, rushed.
>Kylo Ren is still torn between the dark side and the light and still harbors feelings for Rey.
Going in circles again for Reylo baiting.
>The Knights of Ren return from an expedition to the Unknown Regions
So they're just NOW showing up after being conspicuously absent from TLJ?
>Kylo and the Knights of Ren begin searching for the Wayfinder, a device required to locate the arsenal.
A plot device needed to locate another plot device. Sounds like JJ's "Mystery Box" trope in a nutshell, stretched into a movie.
>Hux has been replaced by Allegiant General Pryde
Wouldn't be surprised if his first name's "Whyte."
>Rose is now a high-ranking Resistance commander
HOW?! How did she gain that promotion after almost single-handedly killing off the Resistance in the last movie? How does one fail upwards?
>The Wayfinder’s coordinates are in C-3P0’s old memory unit in an abandoned Imperial blockade in a jungle world
How extremely lazily convenient.
>During the battle, the memory unit of a combat droid is uploaded into C-3P0, causing him to develop an aggressive personality and take Chewie’s bowcaster for himself.
This sounds horrifyingly terrible in terms of writing. How would a stiffly moving protocol droid move in combat efficiently? It's essentially C-3PX all over again.
>Meanwhile, Kylo meets an oracle who directs him to the Wayfinder’s location in a desert world. Rey and her friends also learn about it from C-3P0’s memories.
Again, way too convenient and lazy.
>Rey and Kylo still share a Force bond, which causes them to experience “Force flashes” of past events as they fight.
Is this the "time travel" shit?

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oh, those shots you see in the teaset....all done in jordan with help from the jordanian military, and also drone . You can't exagine how expensive that one dat of shhooting was. But Jordan is very much anxious to promote their toourism industry adn tht it's safe (which is it, compared to other nations in tehe area) which is why you see ppics of...prince william there, kshner's brother and the GF whos way to hot for that pipsqueaked little prick yo even LOOK AT, tiffany trump has een there recently, thr 2 daucughters of the pedo prince adnderw (prorior t when th e scandal broke). BTW, the valley where the shooting took place is amazing and I would de. take my wife and kids bacl just the 4 of us to see it...

don't forget all the threads acting like there is a huge interest in whether Endgame beat Avatar's gross.

Same reason as Alita was shilled. People want things to do well to fight something something.

>>Kylo and the Knights of Ren retrieve the Wayfinder and return to the ruins of the Death Star in the jungle world to unlock the arsenal’s location.
Which Death Star? The first or second? How did either one survive their corresponding explosions? Which jungle world? Yavin IV or the forest moon of Endor?
>Rey and Kylo learn that the Wayfinder actually contains Palpatine’s spirit. The Knights of Ren are loyal to him and manipulated Kylo into freeing him.
"I was the true villain all along" cliche. Sounds desperate. So much for "let the past die."
>Palpatine possesses one of the knights (Matt Smith) and announces his plan to seize control of the First Order and use the arsenal to subjugate the galaxy. He also reveals that he was behind Snoke.
Didn't Matt Smith state that he wasn't playing anyone in the movie? Also, it's a bit late to include Snoke now considering how useless he was.
>Luke Skywalker and Han Solo appear as Force ghosts
How is Han a Force Ghost if he was never a Jedi and never had any connection to the Force to learn that?
>Rey and Kylo defeat Palpatine, but he then possesses Kylo. He urges Rey to kill him, and she reluctantly does. Palpatine is unable to possess Rey and is destroyed for the last time.
Literally ripping off the end of Dark Empire. How come Sheev can't possess Rey?
>Palpatine’s arsenal is destroyed.
How?
>Rey mourns Kylo and Luke's force ghost appears, he ressurects him.
.....what?
>So about Lando, he doesn't do much, he's just there with the heroes. Knights of Ren also have lots of scene where they are just there.
What is it with this trilogy wasting characters, both old and new, for no reason?
>The final battle will take place on the jungle planet, the Sith Fleet will be there to fight.
Carbon copy of ROTJ. JarJar Abrams really can't come up with anything original.
>The death star remains will make the final battle epic and Rey and Kylo will use force flash fights against Palpatine.
Won't save this movie.

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why do you talk like an idiot? whats wrong with you?

I don't eve know what any of this shit is, since after the "jar jar binks "misa show you!!" I refused to ever see another fucking star wars movies..." it mattered littl sich I was involved in tecnicly stuff, but I can tell you with certainty:
-no pink haird fenist adirals saving the day
- as much subtle "md men" type humor as could be worked in ithout it being too over the top
- the overarching "feminist" theme-- DEAD as a dog, dead as a beast!
the Sj activtist setmay noy like, bit they''ll go see it just to bitch about "the return of the patriarchy
-real fans will see several time just out of sheer ebullience that a real star Wars movie is back for the first time in over 25 year
I am a White guy married to a asian, and she could never understand "why did kisney decide to restroy that franchise!" You really hear th e same question at focus groups all over asia where they don't know we are there.
Asians CANNOT understand why they fuckng ruined it to cater t negroes why those in africa A. have no movie theathers and don't see movies b. the few they do see, they STEAL

So, considered this, id you will as,,,,,,,essentially, in many ways ( I know I'm mixing anakogies.mepaohirs) as if Tom Stoppard came bk to make another movie after "Indiana Jones and the Least Crusade.."
good friend, for Iesus sake, forbeare, to criticize the shite spelling enclosed hera..

....is this even English anymore?

>why do you talk like an idiot? whats wrong with you?
Gee, someone who works in the novies00 ad iften works 20 hours a day when shooting is ongoing (which is ism BTW, for another project)-- instead of saying "well, the motherfucker is getting maid no shekels to promote this, with the FOUR FUCKING HOURS DOWN TIME (which includes time to shower, shave and eat....lunch on set is take standing up).....so, istead of ANY sign of gratitiude the motherfucker--FOR FREE-- did this on his own time, no shekel s from disney, no instead some to bitch at be for "alking{ing] like and ifiot? what's wrong with you?" yalk about a totaly bag of fucking shit nd yalk about ingratitude, Jesus Christ almighty....
As I said, I could be just some loon makin g up random thngs who happened to have a bunch of Oscar screenier randing from 2013-2018, you decide...OR, dumb fuck, It could-- JUST COULD-- be that 99% of movie people tend to be the oddest people you'll ever come across in your fucking life...what sort of person do you think it takes to work 20 hours a day, with your odds of ever "making it" complete shit (I'm i in 100k) and are willing to take that chance?

It’s already August, 4 months til this films out...no buzz....one ok trailer....no buzz....it’s all so quite...no real spoilers...no info...and no buzz

maybe, maybe not, as I have a fucking massive Ic going into my right arm which I need to get read togo to hospital ane change....shit, I', alreadt 25 mins late, but think anything you'd like, but the movie will be the best fucking thing you've ever see and this 3 movie series will GO OUT WITH A BANG" and wil be fuckig amazig, a=and that I can opromise you.....but, again, have to wait for dec! time for my chemo...... ps- if it sucks an you wisg cancer ob nem already happened! So I'm now immunized from that curse!

)also, I'm a huge admirer of Tolkein, philology, and ancient norse languages, philology mythology...so a language evolving before my eyes our of coincidence since it's almost impossible to verify verify, but.. if you want to see something very cool, go see the only BBC TV interviews Tokein ever did wit the bbc, it's amaizing since I think it's one of the only times one gets to see him speak and write elfish..

>It’s already August, 4 months til this films out...no buzz....one ok trailer....no buzz....it’s all so quite...no real spoilers...no info...and
lol, I asked about this myself, asked smeine fairly high, I got a wink and he responded: "do you really think Sidney hasn't done the timrog marketing reseath needed to kow when ti start aretug> when the time is write the air will be FLOODED!!!!

>"do you really think Sidney
think disney....FUCK..I have to go gt reaad to kemo...be careful. those wishing me dead openly from my cancer, as I often find in my lfe that about a year later you find yourself/you family on the receiving end...