Italian Cinema

What happened to the italians?

Salvo absorbed all the talent in the country and turned it into youtube views

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Their land has been conquered by masks, and their people enslaved to perform in their d list YouTube videos for eternity

Scusi mi
checked

Why is he so autistically obsessed over that gag? He has a million videos in his channel over that joke.

la Costa nostra, corruption

Don't forget his spicy meatball shirt he wears in half the videos.

sounds like you don't understand the key to comedy is to post videos with slightly different iterations on same gag for over five years in a row

absolutely Felliniesque

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY VIEWS ON THIS SHIT
WHY ARE SO MANY OF THEM SPICY MEATBALL VORE SHIT

WTF IS WRONG WITH ITALY

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fuck

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This is the guy who does this video, he has a completely normal stare

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>HELLO MY LITTLE MEATBALLS WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY DRAGONBALL AND MASK VIDEO OR I WILL SEND GOKU BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE

I genuinely believe he's one of the greatest horror directors of our age, he just doesn't realize it

Im legitimately very curious about his opinion on son of the mask

I really wish i cpuld pay him to review it or copy scenes from it

I just got back from Italy. Italians are so fucking loud and obnoxious, the niggers of Europe.

If I could get in contact with him all I would do is ask for a re-enactment of the plane scene but with CIA and Bane replaced by different versions of the Mask

It's one guy that's completely devoid of self-awareness.

Can we talk about the Wachowskis here since tranny jannies keep deleting the thread?

I will try to ask him in one of his latest videos, if he responds I will post the results

Too much pizza

BREHS

youtube.com/watch?v=UMGGFXOEPwY

Thank you good user. I know he might hate it, but if he only knew the opportunities he could have if he made son of the mask videos...

Madonna maiala. Che merda.

The disinterested looking wop bitch in this is pretty hot though. Nice ass.

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>Not the scottish subhumans
>Not the turkish sandniggers
>Not the fucking slavs
>Not the literal niggers from France

You can literally see his ball bag. Why doesn't he wear underwear?

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fuckin lelo
there is a tiny italian man out there jackin it to this right now, I guarantee it

wtf

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all the young educated people are leaving the country because there are no jobs, like 80% of all businesses in italy are run by families so if you don't have connections you're most likely fucked

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This man walks up to you and slaps your girlfriend's ass, wdyd?

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Vore fetish.

youtube.com/watch?v=qvtcWZ9iUyU

too much capitalism
they literally stopped making art in the late 70's like most Europe

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why did i come to this thread

to be educated
to be enlightened
stick around if you want to see where it all goes

FIND THE FIRST PAW PRINT. THAT'S THE FIRST CLUE. PUT IT IN THE NOTEBOOK...

IL FUMO

I ask myself the same question today, then I joined a few anons in watching The Mask this morning. Great memories

there is a point where maskposting needed to stop and we've clearly passed it

all fucking vorefags must fucking hang

Italian Mask Fan films>>>Neo realism

Don't even @ me

Why stop it?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CfhG9M9bCCk
15:00 and 15:20 are horrorkino

Hey fuck you, dragon vore is hot

lol

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someone please webm those, holy fuck
I would but I have to get on a plane

This is some Courage the Cowardly Dog tier shit

Is there a single country on Earth that boomers haven't completely fucked over?

user's about to board a plane with no wifi for god knows how long and is spending his last few minutes on a fucking Mask thread on Yea Forums
Bless you

it's always party time no matter what

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Why this guy has videos with millions of views?

>Michael Jackson Mask's cock flopping about

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>stick around folks, this oughta be good

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Why does he sprint off in the opposite direction he positions himself to?

subverting expectations

R O P E
O
P
E

How's Salvini going? I hear he's pretty popular and practically runs the country while that Luigi guy from cinque stelle does nothing

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Rubberbanding. He stores up energy by leaning in one direction and building tension, then releasing that built up energy like a spring. This allows him to slide without even moving his legs!

wondering the same

How much did she cost do you think?

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My favorite artist is evalion

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Not enough liquify effects. Where's the ingenious interpretation of animated smearing into the live-action medium? It's what the people wants

THIS IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

why why why use the """clint""" mask for this
just why

no

>Are you in the list?
>No, but my friends should be. You probably know them: Franklin, Grant, and Jackson!
>fans a bunch of Euros at the bouncer
What did Alfredo Mask mean by this?

You're going to love this
This is super autism

This is ascended super autism

AND THIS
IS TO GO
EVEN FURTHER BEYOOOOONDD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
SPUMEGGIANTE

>calling your own countrymen wops
piddino maledetto spotted

What is his obsession with the spicy meatball scene?

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>original mask not on his own tier

moar!

How could you not be consumed by the most iconic scene in cinema history?

Do we have a tier list of all the mask copycats power levels?

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No but it will happen soon enough

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TELL ME ABOUT SALVO
WHATS HIS CONNECTION TO THE SPICY MEATBALL?

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kino of the highest order

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My soul will not be at rest until we witness a full on clash between an army of cheap Joker knockoffs and an army of cheap Mask knockoffs

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>mfw Fat Tony (Stark) is shooting at God (Mask)
I know the feeling, PastaCousin...

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Whats his endgame

Big Dick Energy, that's why.

kek

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why did he speak as if he had a face paralysis?

The mask imposters seem way more unhinged and genuinely crazy. Why is this?

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the next spielberg

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sneed and mask were meant to be

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fucking christ italians really are the masters of kinógraphy

They seem confused as to wether the mask is a city slicker or not

The party was just that boring until Son of the Mask showed up.

posting in a kino thread

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WHAT *ARE* THEY THINKING

The complete lack of any comic timing is actually impressive

15000 lire

Yeah he's just looking for Curly's gold

Probabily she's his girlfriend
>Tfw an autistic serial killer has a gf and you don't

i thought he was brazilian the first time i watched this

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YOU MISSED ME

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Why do foreigners love this shit so much

he's a cumbrain

>Too much capitalism
>whole europe is socialistic
bro
just
bro

HE DOESN'T RELOAD

user, I know this is a funny meme and all but make sure to spend your time in a different way.

Not saying you should go outside and HAVE SEX, but ,aybe pick up a nice book or call your parents or something.

reddit: the post
if you cant be funny just dont post at all

youtube.com/watch?v=VOFMv6w1jUI
>14 MILLION VIEWS

this got to be some kind of scheme

>someone painted her face green
>millions of views
>people fantasizing about her only because they think she has a mask on
youtube.com/watch?v=31aU89ZKlaU

incel virgin

>''Now user, let's see that ding a ling!''
>due to her cartoon powers your penis turns into a bell on a stick
>''Oh my, sex o clock already? Where does the time go.''

JAJAJAJ

How strong is Super Smoking Goku Mask?

less strong than cuban pete but more strong than tom meigun

Why are foreigners so illiterate and unprofessional? I mean look at the fucking title.

Are America, The UK and Australia, even for all their faults, the only countries that can actually form proper sentences.

>man transfigured with strange mask and holds merry parties
ESL is a gift we take for granted.

>why are countries with fluent english speakers fluent in english
Hmm. I dunno, buddy.

Noone will ever be funny but America, Scotland and the UK.

English is the only language paki boy.

is that yhivi?

Salvo and hungry Mask girl both need to put in an appearance during the next hunger games.

yes

THE MASTER HAS SPOKEN
>"Hello, I saw it but I would have preferred if I didn't"

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It is truly remarkable how maskposting has uncovered an entire subculture of Mask fetishism online that's been hidden for so long.

Some days I really do think we live in a simulation that's going off the rails, this shit is just so unreal.

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>but I would have preferred if I didn't"
SOMEONE PLEASE THROW MONEY AT SALVO

brava salvo

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I can't believe it

Mask posting is the gift that keeps on giving. I’m sure theres even more shit going on behind the curtains with this mask shit.

This is a solid theory.
I'm also thinking autism

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SPUMEGGIANTE

BRAVO SALVO

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This is fucking nightmare fuel.

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God bless you

youtube.com/watch?v=9ERbRG7WVkQ

Is this peak horror-kino?

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>DRAGONBALL VS BILLGATES VS THEMASK VS BLUESCLUES
youtube.com/watch?v=udfchOtjqiI

Is this peak autism?

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>he responds to literally every single comment

pure autismkino

WELCOME TO MY CHANNEL
SALVO LA MONICA

Someone needs to shoop sneed shit into there

No.

Unironically, absolutely.

Porco dio

I laughed really hard at this comment

This is actually funny unlike the last 150 mask threads. Glad this guy is derailing the fuck out of your forced meme

Why are foreigners so shit at imitating things. There's doing shut impressions, then there's fucking this.

Oh look it's the chief autist, still obsessively combing through every single Mask thread even after being humilated

>He thinks maskposting can derail maskposting

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He's been trying that weak "division" shit for a while.

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Is there a term for a reality bending cartoon powers fetish?

autism

You are a fucking crazy person if you think only one person looks down on these threads as complete unfunny garbage

No one cares

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Huh, didn't think autists existed in Italy.

Fuck lol

Some youtuber is going to make a commentary video about this soon and get millions of views

wouldn't be the first time Yea Forums found or created something interesting and then normies beat it to death while acting like they came up with it

>this humiliated sneedfag 'royfucker' returns
>this is actually funny
No one gives a shit about your approval, it's the same meme.
'My bad'

Amazing. It's like he doesn't understand what the scene of Jim Carrey getting ready to go out was about. He thinks he was just making silly faces and spazzing out for no reason.

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Yep, definitely a fetish thing

Guys I have a WIP list featuring all the mask videos what else should I add?
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLkofp8dzVHkrmKOPr8cjpjU0EwONzF4PI&app=desktop

Braaaaaaaap

You're a nonce if you actually think people can't see through your transparent shit.

ALELELEH

Jesus Christ I can't breathe

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why is the mask so popular?

Because, you question

What's the Mask's power level?

Bane>Sneed>Mask

Name a greater filmmaker

>this man has touched a girl and I haven't

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I genuinely feel bad about this guy being made fun of but I can't help laughing over this stuff

Better than Super Saiyan God Super Sayan

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he's making fucking bank
he doesn't care

Mask FanFilm> Giallo> Neo realism

god level

What do Mask girl feet smell like bros?

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>powers of the god of mischief

Is this Salvo guy some kind of really well known Italian meme? How do his videos have so many views?

Shes fucking sexy

Lads how do I get a hot Italian gf that dances shittily in nightmare inducing Mask remakes?

children and fetishists

italianon here
first time I hear his name
I think he's "kinda" famous in the town/city where he lives considering somene posted a pic of an article about him on a local newspaper

youtu.be/pCFvRTEnrpM

Can Hulk defeat the Mask?

SSSSSSSSSSSSPUMIGANTE

tutti sti americani che tentano di replicare l'osservandissima lingua italica mi da un capogiro.
tutti finocchi siete, tutti!

a cominciare da te

Salvo please stop

PIZZA PASTA PEPPERONI

When will Tim Lucas write 1000 page book a bout Salvo's mask series??

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bi battiti ba boopi

Commendatori!

dontcha just loooooove halloween?
youtu.be/rYIPl8XjRE0

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he's cool as fuck tho

updated

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This Mask meme has gone too far.

Not ashamed to admit, I found that webm hilarious

the way he grins his teeth is what really gets me
it's so unnatural and unnerving

i suppose i'll stop whining about the maskfags since they finally gave us some real comedy gold

don't come back to my country ever again retard

Maskposting will never be stopped.

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"My bad"

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Artie Lange was in the mask?

t.sneedposter

The curse is eternal

sei un ragazzo grande!

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EEEEEEY WHATSA MADDA WID YOOU?

porcoddio mi fai schifo

Haha

>europe isnt capitalist

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cringe, forced meme

>when you make a post on Yea Forums

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para tutti!

>IT'S PAYNE!

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literally me desu XD

>when you're losing an argument so you tell them to have sex

but let's keep going and see what happens

what's the worst that could happen?

*GLOMP*

baneposting caused an actual plane crash that killed 150 people. meme responsibly

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Is maskposting, dare I say, back?

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I can't believe there's such an extensive network of mask fandom/fetisization. how long before we find a thread on some god forsaken forum where elder god autists are erotic roleplaying as the mask shitting his diaper and being breastfed

ive gone way too far for this meme
archiveofourown.org/works/1422790

wew lad

i feel like if we go any further something is gonna happen

this is going to be the next pizzagate, isn't it?

god save us all
movies.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600093268

>no Maskfucking
>just Ipkiss and Kellaway fucking in graphic detail

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Better than Captain Marvel

this sort of thing is why the internet will forever be the most fascinating thing in the world to me. this is the first time in 100,000 plus years of human history where we can make connections with people all over the world, to get together and masturbate to a family comedy film made in 1994 about a man who wears a magical mask that gives him cartoon powers

Absolutely
100%
Fucking
Demented

Hey you with the face!

>there's a brand of autism worse than sonic

I never thought I'd see the day.

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and what ive always found interesting about the internet is that these people have always existed and thats fucking horrifying

underrated line

Hey Doyle! What's off-topic about talking about a movie on Yea Forums?

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>go to Mexico
>told Jim Carrey owns a nightclub there
>show up with promises of great shows and good company
>greeted by no less than 6 Mexican masks in various iterations attempting to molest my gf
>tossed her ass in a cab and drank until I forgot the horror
Seriously, these guys are everywhere

SNEED

meme morto

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>pulls out an inflated balloon
>"Sorry, wrong pocket"
What did Il Masquo Italiano mean by this?

formerly alive

the world may never know

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The guy with the gun looks like angry joe

I'm gonna wind up learning a few Italian words thanks to this meme now, after already learning some French and Spanish words.

>What happened next was too fast to register, but the girl in leather moved so quickly she was like a blur. She was on him, had torn away the blankets and her leather garment and had lunged on top of him, grasping both of his wrists in a vice like grip and pinning his hands to the pillow as she locked her lips savagely onto his. He couldn't cry out and even if he had been able to, it wouldn't have done any good. He was home alone. The green face of his attacker filled his entire vision. Her mask felt so cold and smooth, pushed into his painted face and it gave off a sour smell that invaded his nostrils. Her tongue was shoved into his mouth. Her firm breasts were mashed into his chest. He struggled hard, but her strength was incredible. She pressed down on him, her grip like iron. He felt his disloyal body betray him as his manhood throbbed and rose. The other girl yelled something. Then his assailant sat up, smears of white face paint now adorning her green mask. She straddled him and thrust down, impaling herself on his erection. He gasped in shock at the violation. She thrust and thrust, screaming like a banshee. He could feel his sense of self taking a blow with every piston thrust of her slender loins. The other girl was there, stroking his hair and whispering to him soothingly. She kissed his nose and murmured to him not to worry, that he was really the best stud… He realised that he was crying now, but couldn't help it. She kissed him long on his lips, as his assailant continued to thrust down, making feverish sensations course through him. And then he lost control, juddered and gasped, as his seed erupted forth into her and he was left feeling sick and disgusted beyond measure as the girl in white pulled her off him.
>ywn get raped by a maskgirl

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What kind of person makes these horrifically nightmarish videos, believing them to be somehow comedic

An Italian.

this is the worst feel

there is a DA page dedicated to taking fictional female characters and putting them in Mask form

That's horrifying

Why is it that fanmask suits never fit?
Not even slightly.

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i know what your talking about for but i found this while looking for it
deviantart.com/timelordparadox/art/The-Mask-359807928

based taste, also it does look strikingly similar to her

deviantart.com/clairamasked/gallery/
found this too

yeah thats another guy who makes M&L sprite videos on youtube where Luigi gets a mask form or some shit

based

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this is a hell

youtube.com/watch?v=pUOEqedgnaM
>0:31

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this entire fandom is almost as weird as the guy who had a fetish for white bread

shop.spreadshirt.it/salvo-la-monica-store/?fbclid=IwAR1issINcd1yfJGDwrBwNlYwotwJHDonupLo7nWxnnzP0YLecSV7I5EhMMc
Salvo has a store, and every item just has his logo on it

Not only that, he gets her to participate in his autism

The Joker has a goal. The Mask's goal is...

to party

>P-A-R-T
Why?

Because I
GOTTA

jesus look at that face
those eyes
he's not really sane

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JESUS CHRIST

The mask porn parody when?

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Seriously what the fuck is this guy's problem. Why does he post this weird mask stuff over and over again every single day and still get thousands upon thousands of views.

The people love consistancy

“My bad”

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Why does he obsess over the spicy meatball scene in particular? Is this like some vore fetish