Cubs vs Brewers GAMETHREAD - Frog Toilet Edition

Bros, it's the first MLB game of the year and there's no gamethread. What the hell is going on?

Cubs lineup:

Pitcher: Kyle Hendricks (190 lbs)


1. Rafael Ortega, DH
2. Nick Madrigal, 2B
3. Willson Contreras, C
4. Ian Happ, LF
5. Frank Schwindel, 1B
6. Seiya Suzuki, RF
7. Jason Heyward, CF
8. Patrick Wisdom, 3B
9. Nico Hoerner, SS

Brewers Lineup:

Pitcher: Corbin Burnes (225 lbs)

1. Kolten Wong, 2B
2. Willy Adames, SS
3. Christian Yelich, LF
4. Andrew McCutchen, DH
5. Rowdy Tellez, 1B
6. Hunter Renfroe, RF
7. Omar Narváez, C
8. Lorenzo Cain, CF
9. Jace Peterson, 3B

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Game starts at 1:20 Central (that's 17 bings away bros)

Please rise for the Ukrainian national anthem

DONT GET ME STARTED

I missed baseball so much bros. My parents are at the game.

>being a Russiaboo
Back to Moscow with you Ivan

go cubs

go cubbehs

It's National Burrito Day, National Beer Day, and Opening Day. What a great trifecta.

is Uecker still broadcasting

Hendricks will be throwing the first pitch. Will it suck? I give it about a 50% chance it sucks, he wasn't great last year.

Let's go Brew Crew

I can't get into baseball when it's snowing out

>cusb

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i didn't expect to see another german flag in here
how did you become a brewers fan

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First time in a long time I'm actually excited for the Cubs this year.

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her cubbies!

Same. What player are you most excited for? I feel suzuki is the obvious answer but I really am looking forward to seeing Schwindel this year

I just like Beer. (but Beer doesn't like me)

based beerfan

Based, I'm about to drink a beer right now.

Nick Madrigal is my first, Seiya Suzuki is my second. My third is actually Justin Steele. I see lots of potential in the guy.

For me it's Yelich's mom

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God I fucking hate Boog. I'm still mad that Marquee sports pushed out Len Kasper. Other Cubs broadcasters who need to go: Rick Sutcliffe and Ron Coomer. Both terrible.

baseball season starts when nba is over and ends at college football season opener

>next level stats
>brought to you by aws

>>>oh fuxk
>>>im a /pol/btard

Steele had some good moments last year where he looked like he could grow into a solid piece in the rotation. When Mills gets off the DL it'll be between him and Smyly for the 5th

I missed baseball so much

When was the last time they even had a good broadcast team?

BASED BALL

can't wait for four fucking hour games this season

Len and JD were fine

coomdog is based GO FUCK YASELF but you're right about the others

How on earth is Coomdog based? He's dumb as hell.

LETS GO BOYS

>you now remember Cubs legend Milton Bradley

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Go Cubbies

Idk I guess I listen to over 100 games a year so I don't mind him

Pat and Ron make a good team

AND WE'RE OFF

Feel like the Cubs are only a bullpen away from being back in the NLC race. That's only my real concern for them. It's bad.

W000~

>First full time NL DH pops up on the 1st pitch.

Swing and a miss! FUCK You faggot sit the fuck down you cocksucker!

Ayyy 1-2-3

ez first inning

Based

Based foul-mouthed Sweden

Oh nevermind, I read the lineup wrong.

GET FUCKED BREWERS!!! GET FUCKED!!!!! AHGHHHH!!!!

OWN HIM

Man did I miss you.

Haha based swede

WEW Suzuki's OPS

Could Hendricks win the Cy Young?

Wow classy fans throwing a ball at Cain

I hope they kill em!

based cubbiechads

It's just banter

20 push-ups between each half inning, boys

>audio went out
kek fuck this shit show I'm out