>reviewer describes film as a 'romp'
Reviewer describes film as a 'romp'
Camden Morgan
Carson Reed
Whenever they try to use old slang to seem like Hunter S Thompson, or when they describe themselves as Gonzo writers
Isaiah James
>romp
>tryst
>jaunt
>lark
Michael Clark
Thrill ride
Cooper Brown
have sex
Nathaniel Brown
>I wanted to like it, but...
Aiden Ortiz
>a Tour de France
Benjamin Smith
>popcorn movie
Ian Stewart
>3 bags of popcorn and a half-eaten box of milk duds
Kayden Lewis
>hysterically funny
There hasn't been a hysterically funny movie in 30 years.
Kevin Ortiz
>rollicking fun!
Henry Thomas
>breathtaking
>fun for the whole family
Jeremiah Long
>feelgood movie of the year
Logan Green
>reviewer has a completely arbitrary measuring system played for laughs, like, 'I rate this movie 2 ryan Goslings and half a cup of juice haha i'm so random'
Oliver Myers
>akward humor
>mockumemtary style
>avant garde dreamscapes
Wyatt Jenkins
>atmospheric slow-burn
Ryder Martinez
>I rate this 2 Denver the Last Dinosaurs and a half ghost of Leslie Nielsen
Joshua Walker
>rollercoaster
Jaxon Martin
mockumentaries are kino though
Jackson Young
>akward humor
God that pisses me off so much
>Oh look, i'm so antisocial/ suicidal/ awkward haha
Jaxon Baker
>jaw dropping
Jaxon Wright
>Trailer music is "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
>Music briefly stops for a character to make the best joke the film has to offer, and it's not even that funny
Charles Baker
>important
>relevant
>game-changing
>groundbreaking
>the film we need right now
Juan Thompson
Nothing better than the NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN AMERICA
CRITICS RAVE
Ryan Foster
>cymbal crash
Jacob Gomez
>>Trailer music is "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
name 3 trailers
Charles Reed
Don't you remember it being in like every other TV spot for comedy movies?
Jace Martin
>the best [kind of movie] since [movie]