>DURRR ITS NOT THE "REAL" JASON
Fuck off, its a perfectly good slasher film
DURRR ITS NOT THE "REAL" JASON
Xavier Hall
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Nicholas Anderson
It's still not the real Jason. But it kind of adds to the Jason legend that some nutjob would impersonate him.
Owen Gomez
3 > 1 > 2 >>>>>>>>>>> the rest
Levi Edwards
I wish we ended up getting tommy jason. Having a bunch of different jasons would be pretty neat
Jacob Howard
This. The original trilogy are actually good.
Lucas Richardson
>lots of tits
>lots of kills
>lots of gore
What's not to love? If this were a standalone movie called "Roy" people would be talking about it as one of the best 80s slashers.
Connor Gray
>its a perfectly good slasher film
Is this suppose to be a good thing. Even by slasher standards, it's a pretty bad fucking movie and that's saying a lot for a slasher flick.
Austin Lopez
I disagree
Austin James
>Roy
Absolute kino desu desu
Brayden Brown
Explain to me what it does that's so incredibly unique that it makes it passable? It's literally the same exact formula as the previous films and adds nothing remotely new or interesting to the table that separates it from your generic slasher flicks aside from a shitty twist. You could be watching something else and get more out of that.
Nicholas Gutierrez
It's better than Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell, FVJ and Jason X combined.
David Reed
>Jason Takes Manhattan, Jason Goes to Hell, FVJ and Jason X combined.
Imagine believing this. At least those movies never once tried to take themselves seriously unlike this pile of shit, Even if you were right, that's a pretty low fucking bar to be better than all of them.
Charles Johnson
It's OK.
Levi Perry
They shouldve built upon the story of Tommy Jarvis. Wasted potential.
James Green
>They shouldve built upon the story of Tommy Jarvis.
Built upon the story of a shitty character that ruined the previous film? Yeah, no. Also Corey Feldman is and always has been an ugly fucking human being.
Andrew Carter
He just wanted to share his chocolate bar bros...
Connor Cox
>Implying that A New Beginning' takes itself seriously.
Have you ever watched a movie? There's more dark Comedy in that movie than any of the other Friday the 13th film. Also, at least it feels and looks like an FT13th movie, unlike the New Line Cinema trash.
Jaxon Perez
>Explain to me what it does that's so incredibly unique that it makes it passable?
More tits, more gore.
Jordan Gray
It's a shit slasher with a good premise. Much loke how Halloween 3 was a shit horror movie witha good premise. People didn't hate them because it deviated from the norm DUMBASS they hated them BECAUSE THEY JUST PLAIN SUCKED!
Jaxson Green
Why does it need to be super unique and original? What's wrong with old fashioned fun?
Dylan Allen
How could anyone say this isn't kino?
Noah Howard
OP, if the faggot Producer didn't cut out all the gore and nudity 5 would be a lot better!!!FACT!!!
Angel Clark
I would have liked to see this storyline play out the way it was originally intended to. Alas, what could have been.
Ethan Williams
I kind of like how disturbed Jarvis was after the events of part IV. I think that makes total sense.
Jackson Davis
Gave us one of the best songs in the series:
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Nolan Torres
Based trips
But yeah the constant retconning in this series got annoying, I know that's standard for slasher movies but it still felt a little insulting. Also I hated that annoying prettyboy they recast as Tommy, the part v one was a good fit.
Jack Hall
>you'll feel better when you shit
What did she mean by this?
Wyatt Cooper
1 is the best, the rainstorm setting is perfect. Really gives a feeling of isolatio
Ian Nelson
Apparently this movie was a total cocaine fiesta behind the scenes and it very much shows on screen.
Juan Turner
Nice try.
4 > 2 > 1 > 3 > The rest
Juan Perez
Whole Jarvis Trilogy is Kino as fuck. Roy was a fun addition....Jason Lives is the best of the 3 though.
Lucas Baker
>>lots of tits
>>lots of kills
>>lots of gore
what the fuck are you talking about? that shit was horrible cut and censored.
Aiden Ross
3>6>1>4>8>2>7>2009>X>9>5
FvJ doesnt count
Joseph Wright
Jason Lives is by far the best in the entire series imo. It actually feels like a real movie with budget and effort behind it. Megan is also far and away the best Friday girl.
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Lincoln Clark
So realistically Part VII should take place in like 1999-2000 right? Jason was back in the lake following the events of Jason Lives when Tina was a little girl in the prologue scene.
Oliver Anderson
I'd put 2009 way higher. Survivalist Jason was really cool and actually scary and the cast was solid.
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Camden Morgan
All the F13 movies were cut. Maybe you saw the TV version of 5 but cut or not it still has some pretty nice gore.
Ayden Lewis
Pretty crazy to think about the standards for R-rated horror back then compared to insanely gory mid-00s movies like Hostel and the Saw franchise.
Grayson Bennett
All of those movies are shit, especially Jason Goes To Hell and Jason Takes Manhattan. The body possession shit in Jason Goes To Hell is so fucking lame, and "Manhattan" is only in Jason Takes Manhattan for the last 20 minutes
Anthony Hughes
This movie had the best tits going on.
Brody King
Who has the best tits in the whole franchise though?
Jose Sanders
Freddy VS Roy doesn't sound as appealing.
Parker Cruz
>Jason X
I unironically enjoyed Jason X
Xavier Nelson
Obviously Her last name is Voorhees FFS.
Liam Ward
jason x was good tho
William Hall
It has its moments but it's hard to watch now imo. It looks and feels like a cheap Canadian produced Syfy Channel movie because that's pretty much what it was.
Grayson Wright
Fuck Roy for killing this New Wave hottie