I don't get it... Why were they making fun of Junior for eating pusy

Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and lick cloven meat.

it still is

Literally 20 years ago. I was 9 years old bro.

Those were the days

Imagine putting your mouth on a woman's vagina. How can a man do that and have any self respect?

>Yeah pussies are gross, amirite fellow faggots?

Nah, dude, I eat the MOST pussy on the planet, bro.

You just gotta work your tongue and she will be TINGLING and MOANING. Dude, bro, you gotta eat that shit.

I get laid a shitload, so trust me.

They thought it was gayer than getting fucked in the ass

Desperate, teary-eyed incel attempts to force a copypasta in this thread

How is it any different from a woman sucking your dick?

because only beta males eat pussy or ass

This is why you incel faggots can never get or keep a women.

How does it feel to be with a wahman?

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lmfao. Yes? thinks are shockingly different than 199-fucking-9 you dipshit zoomer. It wasn't OK to be gay or a tranny or to fuck one. It wasn't ok to be a fucking soft queer pussyboy

I misread your post because I suck cocks. sorry

>back in the day

Because women are meant to suck dick. Men are not meant to eat pussy. It's a show of weakness.

ignore these incel retards the italian mob holds old traditions thats why

autism

No woman will ever respect you after you ate her pus

Most chicks dont have proper vaginal hygeine. That pussy can reek. You can find computer science classrooms that smell better.

And that’s why you have never gotten laid.

i guarantee 100% that everyone in this thread who is against licking pusy is a incel virgin ugly fat freak and the only pusy they ever touched was there mothers when she gave birth to them a thing witch is her biggest regret now

Eating pussy leads to cancer. Thats how Michael Douglas got it. Its also pretty hard to keep clean compared to a cock. A yeast infectioncan be smelled through the pants of some women... Also fucking periods.

Most virgins think pussy tastes delicious and smells good because thats what porn shows them. My outlook on women has nosedived the first time i smelled one.

That’s because your cousin doesn’t shower since your trailer lacks the facilities.

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My gf doesn't like me going down on her but she loves eating my ass. What a weird chick

a dick is just skin with a tiny hole that either pees or cums

a vagina secretes sweat, blood, fluids, and other gross shit

Nothing to be ashamed if a funky pussy smell user. God made you a woman because you did something horrible in the last life. Maybe you might restrain your female attitude a bit and he may reincarnate you as a golden retriever, a move up.

>he leaves out Ball sweat, dried up cum and pre cum
Wait don't tell me you're some jewcut fag?

Do you love her old boy?

Does your penis make a suitable home for a culture of yeast and bacteria? Its so easy to get a yeast infection for women because the two holes are close by and most people suck at wiping their ass correctly.

only betas won't eat trim because they don't know how to do it right and bore the girl

the key is being selective, if you nose dive on every bitch you come across you're a simp

All of which is clean off in a shower. You can't ducking clean a pussy with a shower. I wouldnt be surprised if you did try ramming a garden hose up it to cleanse the old hatchet wound though.

Extreme macho culture where image and respect is very important. Anything that can be interpreted as submissive can be used against the person.

basically toxic masculinity

Pussy is nasty as fuck especially during pregnancy. Babies shit in the womb which escapes through the vaginal hole.

You do know when eating pussy you dont actually put your tounge in the hole...right virgin?

>Not wanting to eat something that smells of week old sushi basking in the humid Missipippi air is considered toxic masculinity.
Yes, its your feminist right and demand to have your snatch eaten out. Luckily for you peanut butter and dogs exist.

Wtf d.. do you know what a pussy even looks like? Lol

I wouldnt even dare stick my tongue on that. The clit is as far south i ever went and gave my upper lip a vinegary numbness.

>sushi smell
Lol Let me guess, American?

the good old days

But I love to eat pussy

you should perhaps reevaluate yourself

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Eating pussy is gay as fuck.

Eating ass is the Patrician's choice.

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Based.
I have one super flamboyant gay friend, and he's literally the only person other than the other poster to call pussies gross.

god that was a better time. video games, movies, literature were all better too.

Maybe the taste was imagined because your brain was like
>I probably shouldn’t go down on my own granny but when in the south do what southerners do!

Is this pasta?

Why so racist toward blacks? South is the predominantly black you bigot. Incest among blacks is our culture you fucking cracker.

If you're good dick you dont need to lick piss holes

Its like betas paying for dates and buying gifts etc. Alphas dont do extras cause they dont have to and if they did they wouldnt be alpha

I dont eat pussy but I eat ass. I'm kind of a germaphobe and pussys bleed, sweat , yeast, bacteria, germs.

Ass is simple. It's an air tight hole

Lol good luck keeping a girlfriend if you're not giving her orgasms

You literally have to be a ripped Chad to get away with not giving head these days

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Because it feels good to succ on those labia and feel as they get as creamy as a Xenomorph's jaws while that hoe moans like a jav slut

I offered to eat my gf's pussy and she insisted I didn't. Fine by me because it tastes like shit.

Lol trump level projecting, nice. White people will thankfully be history by the end of the century.

To the ancient Romans, having another man suck you off wasn't gay, it was only gay to do the sucking.

You really shouldn't care what they thought was and wasn't gay

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My wife doesn’t like having her pussy eaten

You can tell this place is full of degenerate satan worshipping weirdos (American) because only a crazy person would lick a woman's gash let alone asshole. Women are already insane enough to suck penises. How do you respect a girl who's slut enough to do that shit? Disgusting.

Giving a girl head is the most normie fucking thing in the world.
It's neither a beta move nor the end all be all of sex that every guy has to do to keep a girl, it's completely fucking basic. Guys that are scared to do it because it's "emasculating" or they think the girl will look down on them are insecure. Guys that think they're REQUIRED to muff dive are equally retarded and should stop being so submissive.

If a girl has good diet and hygiene, they can be pretty tasty. If not, they can be terrible.

This shit isn't that complicated.

you think penises are fucking rainbows and doves? No. Suck it up and suck that pussy if you care about the person.

She doesnt like having it eaten by you*

because you dont know how to please a woman

/fa/ gives me the impression that Americans shower more often than most of the rest of the world.

Cope

youtube.com/watch?v=4TVTm5xfvjk

If she isn’t cumming from your dick alone it’s over.

How often does Yea Forums shower?

Incel

I shower twice a day, thrice if I do anything that gets me sweaty.

You're disgusting and people secretly treat you like a freak that you are.

Lol kill yourself retard

Yep, that's why I said you have to be a ripped Chad

Unlike men who can cum from getting their dicks sucked by a toothless meth addict, women's arousal is like 80% from the status of who's fucking them. If you're a high status man you can make her cum with just your dick easily, because she's already going to be massively turned on. Otherwise good fucking luck

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I think something people on Yea Forums generally overlook when discussing is the discussion between Carmela and Tony. It's not necessarily about cunnilingus being emasculating but Junior and the old guys think it's emasculating or perceive all the others as thinking it's emasculating.

It's because HBO degenerates obviously wanted to push cunt licking, faggotry, and everything that comes with it, they even shat on the church as much as they could. But it's the idea that counts and I'd ever lick a woman's snatch because it's gross and emasculating.

Exactly. Tony eats pussy too, they're all just insecure and overly worried about how they're perceived. Can't really blame them since showing weakness could literally get them killed

back in the day when this was still acceptable
>youtube.com/watch?v=DSfZHwWyo14

this is one of the main points of the show and the most basic observation of society
it's all posturing, often needless and stupid
>It's not necessarily about cunnilingus being emasculating but Junior and the old guys think it's emasculating or perceive all the others as thinking it's emasculating
of course it's not emasculating by itself, how could it
nothing has any value until we assign it

My grillfriend loves to suck cock and I offered to eat her pussy she said she didn't like it.

That's good because eating pussy is gay.

Based Philly

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Ah a fellow man of culture.

I shower when I get up and before bed with another if I watch COPS.

You're a retard cuck for offering and a double retard for still being with her. She's a SLUUUT who would do anything to get by.