/heem/ Card Rated edition

>"""UFC STOLE MONEY FROM FIGHTER WHEN THEY SIGNED DEAL WITH CRYPTO.COM"""
$60k per card, 26 fighters per card = $2,300 additional fighter pay on average per card (with no money going towards shitters so it's actually more for people who matter.) APOLOGIZE TO UNCLE DANA RIGHT NOW!!!

i'd accept a reincarnation as a turtle in the next life....fucking grim world

How is this any better than pro wrestling if fighters get let go for not being entertaining?

you're on that retard time arent you

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Belel will be the one to avenge Shart and end the Khumshit hypetrain.

how pls?

Turtles are slow and get heemed by every. Youre gonna want to be an eagle or a grizzly bear

It's not
Mmgay is just wwe with uglier women and more manlets

>Moreno cry baby cry baby

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*enters the thread*

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that was entertaining idd. moreno the turbo retard and ehhm him

You only get let go if everyone knows youre a can

He will lull Khamzat to sleep with another boring performance.

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harsh...what a beast

free cocaine

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Belal “please remember my name” mohammed

how can sterling justify rolling around on the floor for 5 minutes like he was hit by a train

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only brutes actually watch BKFC

Sick of all these Jews who get their names plastered all over every UFC event with meaningless comments like "Usman 10-9 good round for him" that nobody gives a fuck about.

>should be good
Is he a doctor? How does he know

thinking about to order a belal puppet...like those in the muppet show...and bully ppl with it

he was concussed

Well, I guess this is the thread.

Ill wait for schaub to comment on this

Apparently Vitor is Paulo Costa’s dad (as confirmed by Costa on twitter), why isn’t the MMA media covering this shocking revelation? Is there some kind of conspiracy to keep it hidden?

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Imagine playing god and trying to keep yourself alive with surgeries and not just letting your body ride until the good lord takes you

Carlos Roberto is his dad

Vitor married Carlos Roberto?

Got Paige and schaub all over my till, gonna get some aljo paper to clean it up with

>fever fag

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vh1 pawlp-up video is a beast b

need to wait the officials (schaub, guru , chael) say about it

heard that cumzitt will get burned

God doesn't exist

Should I continue playing Elden Ring or try out the EA UFC 4 game that I got for free? How accurately does it replicate the heem experience

It’s going to be pretty funny when my boy Leon decisions Usman for the belt, decisions Usman for the first defense, and decisions Khamzat for the second defense.

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horrible fucking color, the car looks fine tho

Heem is a sangheili general

he tkos usman

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you a hunnerd percent on that b?

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>Oleinik going for his SIXTIETH mma win at the age of 44
>shit fight
you have terrible taste

I would have heemed Usman with a frontkick there

usman or covington

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What if all heemsters simultaneously all made new threads at once

>recycled ring vs EA sports game
neither

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i throw a headkick after the hook

britpaki would still lose

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>seething no one used his thread again

the ratings are kino

the look on jannys face would be priceless...

What's his endgame.
The result of his invasion results in the destruction of physical currency and introduction of mass digitalization, economic contraction which plays directly into Great Reset goals so I don't quite buy into the idea of opposition to WEF. He obviously didn't just snap suddenly. Is he angling for multipolarity even if it consolidates hegemony of Western sector or is he following orders?

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it will look like that on fight night

He monke

Gooby bros...
Are we back?

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Not sure how this is heem related.

Multipolarity has already been achieved the US is just delusional about the truth of Chinas economic empire

Sorry to inform you,but this post is off-topic

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its kinda like islam believing he deserves a title shot

i dont partake in thread autism. you were simply wrong on your assessment of this fight

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Maybe he miscalculated, maybe he got blackmailed into doing it due to schaub klaus having embarassing tapes of him pooping, I dont know man.

don't need some momo to rate the card for me i can judge it myself and most of us watch the whole thing anyway so it's moot. not like card rate faggot points out sleeper hits or anything he just points out shit everyone already knows. he serves absolutely no purpose and should kill himself NOW!

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XD whats momo b?

correct

don't know i heard joey diaz say it

i rate this for rod b.
to me its a 9/10 card. even a cooming fight with hansen featured

50-44 colbeast

WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME COSTA WAS VITOR'S SON???

typo*
i meant 6/10 is totally ok

Im only watching markomadsen b so its an 11 for me