Women just solved football

why doesnt everyone just do this? its unstoppable

inb4 'you cant'
a literal woman can do it, so any man over 5'8 should be able to

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Cucabol

Imagine watching a women premier league game and you just decide to run on to the pitch. Whose gonna stop YOU from your carnal desire? The players weighing 50% of your weight? The woman referee? The male fans... doesn’t exist .Nobody could stop you...

There was a player for Stoke a few years ago who used to do exactly this, wasn't there?

have consensual sex, m'bolo.

This is a common lower league tactic. But it's easier to win a header heading forwards than backwards, and even harder head backwards and be accurate about it. The real skill is putting in a long flat throwing like delap and a few others can do, so you get whip it in deep with the ball to low for the keeper to be able to collect it. Then they can be batter than corners.

don't leave malmo, ahmed

male defenders are better
simple as

Remember in 2018 World Cup (Sweden x Denmark) there was a danish player doing that. One time he throwed the ball from one side and it end up as a thrown in for his team from the other side, so he had the cross the field to do it again.

This is very common in south american leagues.

Very rapey but i like your lack of style

Denmark x Croatia actually

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miring the ball handling ability of the thrower..

Rory Delap

>putting the ball in the box is solving football

OP has to be American
Impressive throw though

Harry Maguire can wrestle players to the ground without a penalty 99/100 times in the prem

Rory Delap, his son plays for city now

>every throw in is now a corner
ive seen rory delap do it, but never from that far back

maybe stats analytics nerds dont think a corner is very high xg or something

Easy when it's your team mates.

cringe

>Harry Maguire can wrestle players to the ground
I'd like to watch that

How young are you to not remember vintage Stoke City?
Also the reason is female defenders are really really bad at defending high balls so center forwards and strategies built around them are much more effective than in men's games.

>live stream all those ladies showering and getting all soapy
>I just gave 50% of the population a reason to watch this so called sport

>.

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>it's unstoppable
It's not, that's just a shit defense

>have sex le incel chud
Do better abo
>LE IMMIGRANT RAPE 2016
>NO NO ITS CRINGE! WHY?..BECAUSE...BECAUSE IT JUST IS CHUD!

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Delap was doing this 20 years ago.

i dunno why people dont do this. just hire prostitures 100 quid each to play footy naked and put it on tv, channel 5 would take it for sure and youd get more than your money back

Christian Fuchs did this for Lester during the title win.

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t. Zoomer too young to remember Rory Delap

The people comparing this to Rory Delap don't know what they're talking about. Delap's throws were very difficult to defend because they were hard/fast throws with a relatively flat trajectory that were aimed at the six-yard box. Just compare the trajectory on these throws to OP. If Delap just chucked slow, looping throws towards the edge of the area nobody would remember him because defences (even soft ones like late 00s Arsenal) would have no problem dealing with them.

Amen brother. I could happily watch that all day. I could probably sleep to the shower / soap sounds as asmr.

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>block your path

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If it's an actual league game she got booked with a yellow, that's not allowed. Dumbass deserves getting his ass kicked though but players can't get involved in it

based and bosspilled

Kek, based Sanchez

>Geolocked
Yeah fuck you

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BOSS

Wow, I think I am not able to throw the ball this far.

t.weakling

Rory Delap did this sort of thing 14 years ago, OP. At least you've proven you're underage.

And that's why women's football is a joke.

fucking kek

U wot

shut the fuck up. are you trying to be act like sort of official? he had it coming

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Theres some bitch in East Asian football who has scored directly on like 4+ corners and did 2 in one game.
Theyve been secretly years ahead of men in the football meta

I kekd ngl

Baserat

I thought the Paralympics wasn't for another 2 years?

King

Literally Sam "Can't rape her" Kerr

King

Ashamed to see that OP shares a nationality with me

Based Mahmud

kek

based Sanchez?? based Fuchs more like
whiny bitch Sanchez with his ugly monkey face deserves to be shot

>Sanchez got a yellow card for this
absolutely based

Based rapefugee

the calm and intelligent sudaca vs the choleric eurotard

based

Utterly based