/golf/ Masters thread 1

Feels good to be a golf/mma chad this weekend. All other sports suck dick.

Wind's supposed to pick up tomorrow too. Gonna be a shitshow.

Yeah as the commentators were saying earlier, this is the day to get as good a score as you can, because it's only going to get harder.

>hate niggers
>love Tiger
Simple as

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TIGOAT

There’s 0 chance Tiger makes the cut after Friday

The grass always looks so fucking perfect at Augusta National

I would say 25% chance he makes, 75% chance he doesn't.

I just don't think his body can handle a full 18 holes, let alone 36 holes in 24 hours. Even if he makes it into day 2 looking good, I can't see him holding up throughout the entire 2nd day.

Tiger gets to play thru Sunday regardless of score ;)

the fuck is a modern golf swing?

We know when the cut is retard

Matthew Wolff's hehe

Scottie Chadler

>Adam Scott is 41 years old

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fershizzle

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TONY FINAU BOUTTA DAB ON THEM HATERS

Scheffler looks like spieths older brother, kind of acts and talks like him too
He's one cool cucumber I wouldn't mind seeing win it all

that pin on 2 is wicked

Le big hard swing like epic Bryson Dechambreau, same shit is going on in baseball now

Seems like a good dude but I hate his swing.

kek idk why seeing him get older always bugs me

What do yall think about Zalatoris? Runner up last masters? think hes hungry for the jacket?

Best master's champion dinner menu ever?

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>Mormon
>dab on literally anyone, ever
?

hope you put money on bubba

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He'll contend cuz of his ball striking, but he won't win because of his putting stroke

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whose the weebfaggot that won the masters last year

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lmao thats painful

Should I? Martinsville is one of his best tracks.

Fluke. His game doesn't fit this course at all.

>japanese
>weeb
based shitposter

> I thought we had the best dinner we ever had.
- Jack Nicklaus

Looks like the pro's enjoyed it.

I canceled my meeting with my academic counselor to watch this

my pick harman is off to a solid start

he solid player for sure. I don't think he'll take it this year, but will be a heavy contender in the future

THANKS HIDEKI

Sushi fucking sucks idg why people cream themselves over it.

thats a quote from bubbas dinner

nth for death to tiger

idk user, is she hot? maybe she really wanted to see you.

Nope

the quote continues

> Hideki gave about a three-minute speech in English. He did not look at a note. He was terrific

based fellow Harmanpicker

hes $126 and won it twice

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A lot of people like it user, just because YOU don't doesn't mean it sucks.

Also, it was sushi, nagiri, sashimi, AND grilled chicken skewers for chuds like yourself.

Tiger is cooked

anyway who cares about what the old fraud nicklass says. gary player will always be the true GOAT.

I just want Tigger to shoot two rounds of 72 and make the cut bros

It’s a guy and I’m on academic probation. This is my last semester to bring my gpa up to a 2.0 or I get kicked out of school

Kek based /turnleft/ poster

kek

> Player spoke to Matsuyama in Japanese after the speech.

> "I was absolutely in awe that he got up and gave this incredible speech," Player said. "Everybody got up and applauded and made him feel welcome."

What's the average GPA of your school's football team?

Dilate

If you didn’t bet on Spieth you’re doing it wrong

Idk I’m just some loser who skips class and plays video games all day

GARY NO

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Alright tigerbros we need this bird

IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT.

What a day. At Augusta.

BETTER THAN MOST (based trips)

I just looked it up and it’s a 3.5, which is sad because mine is a 1.2 and I’m not involved in any extra curricular clubs

Lads i'm in the crowd, i'll send you guys a shoutout next tiger tee shot

Remind us the last time Speef won a tournament that mattered

wtf? some of the caddies are not wearing any clothes under their jumpsuits :S

How is golf more popular than MLB opening day lol

fake and gay. even if you were, yelling at augusta is nigger-tier.

nta but i want to see Spieth win again. He's such a fun player to watch, especially when he's good.

>yelling
>bad

How to spot the non-American euro proxyfag

The masters only happens once a year and it's the highest production value golf AND it's all streamed for free with no ads.

This is far bigger than some shitty baseball opening day being tortured with ads and retarded commentators

You will get brought somewhere secluded and get beaten, then they will throw you out dude.

>watching someone putt and scramble
>fun

Yeah that's gonna be a no

Nah I agree, it's Augusta. If you do that there you're pure nigger tier.
This is tradition and heritage you don't fuck with that unless you're a nigger.

noooo Tiger your walking too hard slowww downnnn damint you have potentially THREE more days of this!!

v-valero texas open... last year :(

>tugger wads

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>all these fake bird sounds