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smug Martinez edition

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04.04 - 09.04 Itzulia Basque Country 2.UWT
05.04 - 08.04 Tour of Mevlana 2.2
05.04 - 08.04 Circuit Cycliste Sarthe - Pays de la Loire 2.1
06.04 - 09.04 Circuit des Ardennes 2.2
10.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
10.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
10.04 - 17.04 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkey 2.Pro
12.04 Paris–Camembert 1.1
12.04 - 15.04 Giro di Sicilia 2.1

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how can one man be this smug?

He is very, very smug

ineosmerda

im thinking we need a Quickstep version since they are imploding before our very eyes

waiting for the inevitable remco choke

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only trust Vlasov on that team

I went out for a few hours and now my throat doesn't hurt as much anymore. Did I defeat covid?

don't even trust him

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he always does well when i pick him for my Velodrama

Totaal niet waar loser. Halve journalist. Mislukte coureur

I trusted Kämna, I should've listened to the people saying he's a fraud. Today was a perfect day for him.
Bora will never scam me again

kek

Identiteitsfraude is geen grap Jean-bert, dat is een criminele act meneertje

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mister you can't be posteng deze dingen

>Watch so much ciclismo Dutch suddenly starts making sense

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we cant stop losing, meme-step-bros

men renners hebben gewoon last van lage bloedsuikspiegl mhheh

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Martinez is now the official smug Pepe.

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mwwwwmwaaah de fransen mheeuh

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topkek

Pretty disappointing Vuelta al Pais Vasco. Only the TT and Arrate stage will matter for the GC

>is you secret pick from team Ineos Grenadiers?

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kek

lmao

forgot to clean up it properly

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Exceedingly based

Tip kek

Allah's sneak attack from the gutter

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Can someone make the following OC from this image please?

>Jesus = Evenepoel

>Goku = Declercq
>Hulk = Jakobsen
>Mr Incredible = Asgreen
>Mickey Mouse = Alaphilippe

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40. Victor LAFAY +1:14
43. Carlos RODRÍGUEZ +3:28
48. Milan VADER "
49. Tao GEOGHEGAN HART "
55. Gino MÄDER "
68. Ibon RUIZ +5:19
80. Ander OKAMIKA +7:18
89. Igor ARRIETA "
93. Jefferson Alveiro CEPEDA +9:06
104. Andrea VENDRAME "
107. Pierre LATOUR +9:11
109. Alessandro COVI "
114. Lennard KÄMNA +13:03
127. Sergio HIGUITA "
139. Florian STORK +27:41 (almost last)
DNF Antwan TOLHOEK
DNF Quinten HERMANS

There is still one guy missing, but I have no idea who and I also don't really care.

Vlasov is 100% confirmed fraud. He never wins anything just get a 5th place here and a 7th place there.

Martinez here actually starts to attack indepedently

Covi and Kämna you fucking frauds, do something already, you lost enough time yesterday

but Vlasov won the very prestigious Volta a la Comunitat Valenciana em Bicicleta just two months ago where he dabbed on the legendary manlet Remco Evenepoel

>107. Pierre LATOUR +9:11
>114. Lennard KÄMNA +13:03

losing a guy with half his ass sking missing

Okay I know who it is. It is Konovalovas, so either he is lost or still underway.

fucking kek

>Også sprinterkonger som Hugo Hofstetter og Olav Kooij, der besejrede Mads Pedersen onsdag, blev sat til vægs i spurten.
what are these people fucking smoking? TV2 is truly the most delusional schizo media ever when it comes to cycling

>Mickey

Used epic methods to destroy him

Fucking lol, Danish sports media is so terrible

Vivani and Cav are there, why pretend Kooij and Hofstetter are greats of he sport?

that not Mr Incredible either

I think it is

The mighty Hugo Hofstetter was finally beaten for the first time in his career by no other than Danish world champion Mads Pedersen!

it is

a top 5 on GC plus some top 10's in stages for 16 points is a good deal

You now remember Daniel Felipe Martínez

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I don't remember anything since sunday

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You now remember The United States of America

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I don't like ameriberts.

Why would kamna give a fuck ?
His only objective is a stage for sure, no point in wasting energy trying to stick to leaders.

Tomorrow

Start of Internationale Cottbuser Junioren
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Surely all of you are rooting for MOHD FUAD Siti Nur Adibah Akma in The Princess Maha Chackri Sirindhorns Cup Womens Tour of Thailand right?

Start of
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The Princess Maha Chackri Sirindhorns Cup Womens Tour of Thailand

Also start of Vuelta Uruguay but I don't have the profile yet

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Vuelta a Formosa does a TT and a short stage in the same day

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I will be cheering for my girl MANEEPHAN Jutatip

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fuck ineos but martinez is based.

Last stage of Sarthe

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Stage 3 in Ardennes

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Stage 4/5 of Basque country

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>implying I am watching or even following a race full of shitters.

Very cool stage

Aru thinks the rampas are good

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>he won't watch the only race that matters
ngmi

No, I am rooting for my Kitchen Queen Sabaithip Pintapluk

For me it's Panyawuthikrai Napassorn of the KitchenQueens CyclingTeam

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For me it's Panorama Hungary Women's Cycling Team that are so confident in their victory they only brought a single domestique for their captain.

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With Zoltán Horváth in their ear, Dorka and Anna can not lose