Never do anything out of hunger. Not even eating

>My babushka once told me a stitch in time saves nine. Well there's about to be a whole bunch of people who need stitches, Ray.

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>They always said I shouldn't cry over spilled milk. The thing is, I never had no milk to spill Ray.

>They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions Ray. But I'm going off-track from now on.

>you know Ray they say 2 wrongs dont make a right, but 3 lefts do and I'm due for a tire rotation.

fuck this one got me

>they told me not to make a mountain out of a molehill, I'll tell you one thing Ray I don't know a lot about rodents but I'm thinking if someone's gonna claw their way to the top it oughta be me

>They say that Chuck sold his store to Sneed who made Sneed's Feed and Seed
>Well I might be wearing gucchi loafers but my car aint german

nice

>They say the the road to hell is paved with good intentions, thing is Ray I ran out of aphsalt a long time ago.

>They say time heals all wounds, Ray. Well I may not be Hootie and the Blowfish, but I don’t believe in time.

THE WAR WAS LOST

>The apple doesn't fall from the tree Ray. Only problem is, I've always been more of a pear guy.

These threads used to kill me back in the day. I know it wasn't as good as S1 but S2 was still genuinely good imo

Still haven't got around to watching S3 is it as good as the hype?

>they say one teaches a man to fish and he'll eat forever... the thing is, Ray, the fish don't find my lures tasty

>Apparently curiosity killed the cat. Well I'm a bloodhound and it's pussy season

s2 was definitely flawed, and a bit too convoluted (though that in itself is a noir trope) and mostly just took too long to really get interesting, but I agree that it was still good. Just couldn't live up to how phenomenal season 1 was and thus got a bunch of undeserved hate.
Haven't watched s3 yet either.

based and truthpilled

It's good but has missed opportunities coming out of every orifice

There's about three or four amazing moments, the rest are just OK

>ray, they say too many cooks spoil the broth. well ray, i fired them all and finished it myself.

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife, Ray. But I only rent apartments.

It's good, they tried to get back to the magic of S1, definitely has the southern gothic feel. They completely drop the ball on the finale though.

basefs

>teach a man to fish and he'll have dinner for the rest of his life
>thing is, Ray, you can't teach an old dog new tricks

>Every time you act out of line, they cry "for Pete's sake!". Well I've only known one Pete and he was heroin-addicted thief that sold out his own mother.

>I'm a simple man Ray. A simple man who repudiates perfidiousness.

>tfw the first phrase of the intro song tells you how the season ends
Kino

Season 1: Plebbit the overrated show
Season 2: Unadulterated kino
Season 3: Missed opportunities with occasional greatness

>People like something
>"It's overated reddit garbage"

Grow up

>it's a doggy dog world Ray... and i'm the fucking Chinaman.

Fucking kek.

>They say that if you meet Buddha on the road, kill him. Well Ray, I see the fat man coming and I ain't got a bullet left.

>Always look both ways before crossing. Well this is a one-way street and there's something in my eyes

>They if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you teach a man to fish, he’ll eat for a lifetime, so how is it that fish never starve?

>Life is a dream, Ray. And its morning for you

>They say it’s always darkest before the dawn, but my nightlight’s automatic.

>The grass is always greener on the other side. That’s because I’ve been mowing his lawn and fucking his wife for years, Ray.

Good one.

>They always say, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Well, you know something Ray? These people gave me a broken-down old fuckin' donkey, so now I'm about to make an ass out of them.

>While you'll never go to sleep hungry, you'll always be cold. Ray, its never worth sleeping in the fridge.

>They say don't build your house on sandy land... The thing is, I'm building a fucking sand castle, Ray

>They say all roads lead to Rome, but I'm already in Rome and the barbarians are at the fuckin' gates.

Lmao

>because Yea Forums is too stupid for it
>not because it's 4 years old

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You have to go back.

Oh how I wish i could go back.

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They say curiosity killed the cat. Well, Ray, I'm here on Mars and I don't see any rovers.

>ray, teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings, but I don't believe in angels and I'm craving me some wings right now, so I just say "fuck you Teacher!"

>Caspere knew this

My grandfather told me you can discover everything you need to know about everything by looking at your hands. I've been looking at mine all my life, every day since I was 5, and you know what I've just realized? They're fucking feet.

>they say every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings, but I'm an airplane pilot and quickly running out of fuel

>they say what goes around comes around, but I've been coming around here for years and things have yet to get going

>I've never lost my cool, not even when my fucking fridge was stolen

>You know, Ray, they say what goes around comes back around. But now i realize, I've been walking in circles the whole time.

>They say good things come to those who wait. Well, I have been waiting for my root canal treatment at the dentist for quite some time now

DEM KEEDS, SAAAAALL I CAN THINK MBOUT

You're aware he cribbed probably 10% of S1's dialog right out of comic books, right?

>That cock sucking D.A. didn't believe me and said that I was barking up the wrong tree. But you know what Ray? I've always been more of a cat person and this kitty cat aint meowing any longer

>Ray, did I ever tell you about that pack of niggers who used to pick on me because they thought I was retarded? No other event in my life is more responsible for me embracing the tenets of National Socialism than that.

it's vinceposting

IKTF
truly the thinking man's meme

Season 1 : HBO
Season 2 : AMC
Season 3 : BET

>I was told once that "Loose Lips Sink Ships", Ray. Well I just got some filler put in and the hull's been reinforced. Nobody's going belly up tonight, Ray. Not even me.

>They say time heals all wounds, but I never learned how to read a clock, ray

> it ain't over till the fat lady sings Ray. And your mother isn't here yet.

This one is classic

>They call it the shocker, Ray. Problem is, I'm all pinkies.

Kek