>*TING TING TING*
>Uh, is this thing on? Oh, alright, great. *AHEM* Everyone can I please have your attention for just a moment, I've got an announcement to make...
>checks notes
>uh, first off, we've found 500 dollars rolled up with a rubber band so, if you're missing anything please consult the lost and found desk... Because we've found the rubber band
>haha, just kidding, alright it looks like almost everyone has made their way inside so let's just wait for them to find their seats and then we can get on with the announcement...
*TING TING TING*
Asher White
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Aaron Sanders
is it me, or is it about to get crazier in here
Owen Edwards
Sneed.
Nicholas Smith
dubs
Noah Ortiz
digits
Lincoln Bailey
two of the same number
Wyatt Davis
repeating symbols
Xavier Barnes
the last 2 are very similar
Julian Rogers
Please just stop
Joshua Martin
Stupid mass replyer
Aiden Barnes
5 to dab on the dubsposter
Lucas Ramirez
youtube.com
>*TING TING TING*
>AYAAAaaa...I thank you all for coming here tonight and drink all of my booze
>*ppl laughing*
>noreally argh...theres is a thing about being a Wayne that, you never sure if you free of freeloaders, like youselfs
>im not finished all yu phonies, you two-faced friends.... Stop smiling it's not a joke, just go, out of my house
Levi Butler
check em
Isaiah Peterson
*Lightning crashes intensifies*
Juan Rodriguez
>going to all that trouble and embarrassing yourself forever when Alfred could have quietly hit the fire alarm instead
Yikes
Eli Lopez
MY BAD
Mason Reed
based
Sebastian Moore
Go on, I believe we've all found our seats.
Evan Morris
DONT
Landon Perry
yes sir?
Dominic Howard
b&r
c&b
Dominic Clark
Yes?
Parker Powell
fuck niggers
Matthew Hernandez
HOLD ON A SECOND HALT THE ANNOUNCEMENT
I CAN'T FIND A SEAT AND I DON'T WANT TO SIT DOWN AT A TABLE WITH PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW
PLEASE JUST HOLD ON I DON'T WANT TO MISS THIS!
Landon Taylor
I am ready user.
Do you have something to tell us , about Jannies ?
Leo Watson
>Alright thank you everyone for taking the time. Wow, quite the turn out, there's quite a few handsome faces out there. Let me just begin by saying that this speech, while undoubtedly lacking the eloquence that I'm sure you're all more accustomed to, has a message so pertinent, that it transcends our usual social urges for prose and heavy-handed soliloquies.
>This message concerns 2 groups, factions if you will, that I believe need to be publically identified and shamed and I believe that I have found the perfect collection of words, a phrase, if you will, that will manage to both spotlight these 2 groups while effectively conveying my thoughts regarding them both...*ahem* Gentlemen....
>breathes in slightly
Justin Ward
Have seq(uential numbers(like me))
Kevin Nguyen
Excuse me...
*ting ting*
Ahem..... Ladies and gentlemen....
*clears throat*
..... Members of the board.....
*grabs microphone*
.....advertisers....
*adjusts tie*
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILM......
FUCK NIGGERS!
FUCK JEWS!
FUCK TRANNIES!
FUCK FAGS!
FUCK NIPS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK FATTIES
FUCK NEWTYPES!
FUCK COCA COLA!
FUCK HOLOCAUST "survivors"
FUCK WEEBS
FUCK LEGO!
FUCK REDDIT
FUCK Yea Forums
FUCK /lgbt/
FUCK LEFTYPOL
FUCK MARX
FUCK THE TRANNY WHO OWNS LEFTYPOL
FUCK JANNIES!
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*drinks down glass of Domaine Georges & Christophe Roumier Musigny Grand Cru 1990
(Cote de Nuits, France) *
DEATH TO NIGGERS!
ALSO, FUCK HIROSHIMOOT, FUCK ADVERTISERS AND FUCK 4CHANNEL!
Evan Martin
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Justin Evans
Daniel Lopez
Kek
Charles Gonzalez
Hear hear. And good riddance to 'em.
Joseph Gomez
put me in the fuckin cap.
this is the most based post ever.
Easton Morales
Based
Jason Long
Cheers to you, good sir!
Colton Clark
This post just defined the word "based"
Caleb Bennett
FUCKING BASED
Thomas Rogers
Extraordinarily based. Exceedingly redpilled.
Cooper Reed
James Barnes
I think this man is based
Hunter Gonzalez
Not only he's cute, he also eloquent.
BASED
Austin Ortiz
Zachary Ross
Unbelievably based.