Just £22... a month

Who still watches cable tv

This is just sky entertainment too. Its the same price if you want to add sky kids, sky movies and sky sports.

just 150 pounds for MWL

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Should've took a video of it m8, would've be mad banter

>digging through 300 channels of shit and the end up paying extra for the stuff i actually want

>wasting hundreds of dollars on tv services
Is this why so many people have money problems today?

300 is not that many.
My verizon cable has like 2,000 channels.

I threw my TV out the window last time he came round.

I've finally found a reason to come to the UK.

>"BBC? doesn't that stand for buggering British Children?"

>"Yes you can come into my Gaff, don't mind the smell all I've had to eat for the last 30 years is baked beans and instant mash"

>"You fancy a quick bumming while you are hear? we can watch goggle box after"

Man no amount of photoshop can hide lucy lu's age.

dude that's like 7 pence a channel

what are you poor?

the problem isnt her age, she has always been ugly

LOICENSE NOT N'CLUDED

Apparently you need to apply to the local council to have a second toilet installed and so several people have been fined for shitting in their own homes

These subscription services make no sense. Most of them only have 1 or two exclusive shows worth watching and it no where near justifies the price.

Checked.

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coalburner for hire and incel: tv show

great selection

NowTV is £9.99/month which is the same thing but without the sky box

>I'm here on a high court WRIT
>it's our understanding you have over 300 channels but are paying 23 pounds a month
>sky has instructed us that you could be paying JUST 22 pounds good sir

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a boomer i work with pays £96 a month for Sky Sports and they don't even have all the footy, half of them are on BT

would bang still

there is a large paki and indian population in britain, at least they aren't doing it in public yet

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>footy

Who is his favorite player Ngubu?

Some lad I work with started running around the office celebrating when BT got the rights to show football games. Reminded me of capeshit fans.

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BASED savage Picts who don't care about no hygeine!

This. I'd sooner burn that money.

Do Scousers realize they are the butt of all jokes in Bongland?

my cousin got 120 hours community service for threatening to kill a tv licence man with a hammer

do non-scousers really seethe over us for no reason?

she's hot af for 50.

The TV license assholes keep sending me threatening letters because I refuse to pay for a service I don't want nor use. Now they say they're gonna come harrass me in person unless I pay my protection money. What do?

Why are you guys universally shat on in UK tv shows? what the hell did you do where its allowed to openly despise you scousers?

Tell them to fuck off.

Everyone is the butt of all jokes in Britain.

Are you from the norf by any chance?

you go online, opt out, and never hear from them again.

They say they have to confirm with an in-person visit. Is this true, or bullshit designed to scare people? I'm not letting some chav search my house.

Elementary is based, fuck off roasties.

Over 9000

holy shit, based

Every penny they spend sending you letters is one penny less spent making interracial porn, poor comedy and telling you white males are shit. I like my monthly letters, and random strangers never call for your benefit, so fuck em.

Fuck off scouse

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Elementary went to shit when they started with leftist storylines.

Sometimes I don't know whether you guys are kidding or not

Literally dont do this. Soon as they have your name in the darabase you are fucked. Just dont answer or tell them you dont watch TV and close the door. Simple as init

Quick rundown on how tv subscriptions work in bongland?

The Norfman is speaking in a cockney accent and is based on two fans from Leicester and Sheffield. The meme is deliberately absurd.

Scousers aren't even Northern.

Sky is shit it repeats stuff over and over and over again.

If you watch live TV you're supposed to have a loicense. You can just tell them you don't watch TV though and they'll fuck off.

Wait, so it's available for free but you are supposed to pay for it if you watch it? That doesn't make any sense.

Yes. They have tons of propaganda to spook you into paying for it.

if i sneak my sks into the vountry how long would it take me to conquer it?

You also need to pay £200-£300 for the box, then £50 to get the dish installed.

Basically if you don't pay your license, they come after you, but it's A-OK if you rape underage girls and you're a paki.

I went to a British private school and they came down hard on swearing, like it fucking matters, but the second some immigrant kid did some stupid shit, the school turned a blind eye to it because muh PC muh under privileged youth etc.

Tough rules on shit that doesn't matter, but the second there's a scent of "racism" in the air, they bend over backwards and offer their children up as a rape sacrifice.

Quintessentially British, basically.

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>holmes
>isnt a junkie
why even use the IP if you are not going to use the main character?

>sks

isnt that a bullshit chinese copy? why not buy a real one?

Mate if he was from up norf the guy would be choked to death with a pastie.

The UK government imposes extra taxes and calls them licenses.

A tv license is a piece of paper that says you are allowed to watch TV, I guess it's similar to a gun license in the USA.

>TV licence

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>unmissable shows
>the best flagships they could put on the poster are riviera and elementary
fucking starz has better shows

Ah luv me telleh

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That's for BBC only, you knob jockey. It's also not mandatory, I've never paid one in my life.

I moved out last year and I'm finally living my dream of ignoring TV licensing threats. I used to beg my parents to stop paying the cucktax.
I've had a few threatening letters with big red fines on them, I can't wait for my first encounter with a real BBC goon at the front door

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What the fuck how is this allowed?
How do they know if you watched their channels?

They don't. There used to be propaganda about detector vans that would patrol the streets and knew exactly who was watching TV without a license.

boomers are bootlickers and pay it even though they only watch catch up services and nextflix on their 60" chingchungs

seriously, other than maybe bbc4 reruns (also license exempt) when was the last time you actually watched the beeb? they got nothing. sold all their shows off to commercial stations.

I thought that was just a comedy bit from the 80s

>€25 for basic TV package. Mandatory by all providers if you want to order internet
>€45 for a 50mbps internet connection
>€45 Euros if I want to watch 50% of Yea Forums games
>€40 to another service if I want to watch the other 50% of Yea Forums games
>€50 for 4 different streaming platforms, and content keeps getting diluted over more platforms wanting a piece of the pie

Cancelled all subscriptions yesterday and bought Plex for €30 a year instead. I'm going back to pirating. Fuck these people.

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no. I've had a letter like every couple of years saying "hey now, remember if you wants to use bbc shit you'll need a license again" and it goes in the bin.

It is.

Or are we talking 80s as in 1984? :3

nice larp

Next time, throw a tv at him.

Sky is really the biggest rip off service in this country. I don’t know anyone who pays full price, they all just join and pretend to leave a few months later and they offer you a discount which brings it to normal pricing. Still, I leech off my NEET friends Sky Now to watch HBO stuff.

>tv licence man
just the fact this is even a thing, lmfao

Is it possible to hire some greenbois to counter them?

fucking brainlet, you will get persecuted even more now. Did you think you were being clever?

if you write "return to sender" and put them in a letter box, they have to pay for postage

this is all that happens to 99% of people

Yeah but they've actually given me a date on which they claim they'll be "investigating" me.

>Cable TV is mandatory if you want internet
Well thats actually pretty fucked my man.

does this account for license fees?

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cool, they still have no right to enter your property, they can have fun investigating your doorstep.

Where's that webm of the British female cop getting raped in front of a gang of criminals when you need it

which one?

thats cornwall you idiot

This doesn’t come with sports does it? If it did that would be an insane deal.

>usa
>gun license
Lmao no

>which one?
You mean to say there's more than one???

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muh 96

God damn you just know what he does to her. Picks her whole body up and uses her holes as he pleases. She loves it too. Being basically a toy used for her holes to be filled by a giants cock. I wouldn't doubt he messes her up a bit too, slaps her around, beats her ass, just uses her as the women she was meant to be. As a child she probably had dreams and goals, ambitions; but now she's religated to being a series of holes for taking large cocks inside her. Being pumped with semen and tossed aside like a used sock.

God I wish that was me

>boomers pay £22 a month for 300 channels worth of shit

Why are they the worst generation.

You legally have to pay.

clearly you haven't watched the show then.
the background of his character in Elementary is that he was a junkie and went to rehab, something he struggles with for the entire 8 seasons, and even relapses once for one of the season finales.
the support meetings he goes to after rehab are also an important part of the series, especially with season 7 where the main villain of that season meets Sherlock at one meeting.

The TV license inspector knows everything. He knows what channels you've watched, what volume it was on and if you used teletext. Pay him his toll or be forever stalked

>teletext
How can one word bring such nostalgia...

get rekt incel freak

>$0
>a month

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over 300 channels?! oh wow I can't wait to pay 20 bucks to watch ads and shitty shows.

The only sane choice.

>not snahp.it
yeah keep relying on seeders so you can download your shit lmao

>it's a sadcases pointlessly lie and boast on an anonymous forum about not paying the TV licence when they're neets still living at home with their parents thread

BoJo's unironically /our/tory

This is why I've got NowTV. It's cheaper, I can op out whenever I want and it doesn't lock me into a contract. Fuck that noise.

Ah, just don't answer the door

LMAO BASED

>it's a bootlicker tries to defend his state propaganda with fallacies post
Cattle.

No you don't

It's also like this in Denmark. If you own a radio, tv or internet you have to pay