Not gonna lie. This movie made me pretty horny at times.
Alita
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Biggest failure of Yea Forums yet. I don't know if only retards shilled it or one sperg or paid shills.
It was uncanny valley galore + shitty story + shitty cliffhanger ending.
BRAAAAAP on your face
OMG I'M CUMMIES RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOW!
The movie did have great butt shots
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
She was pretty thicc in those tight leather pants!
But she has no puss or even an ass.
I almost did too!
Then how come she got a phat ass??
DAT ASS
These camera angles were only there for the male gaze but I am not complaining :p
This thread got me pretty worked up now I gotta go bust a big Nut
grow up kid
They left a good 45 mins to an hour on the cutting room floor, it's janky as hell at times, still an ok adaptation, can see why it tanked though.
you can walk down the street and see better asses on random females, but alita posters probably don't go outside.
is the leather suit real of is it cg and can you buy it? Asking for a friend
>all png
>all low quality camrip tier pics
Battle Angel Alita functions as a terrifying insight into the mind of a incel screenwriter and the incel audience he is connecting with. Alita is a barely disguised sexual fantasy with the innocence of a child and yet is an entirely disposable sex robot without the annoying emotional complexity of a real woman.
Watching this movie was like listening to a two hour manifesto written by the creepy kid who keeps himself to himself and is occasionally seen to be drawing comics featuring puberty-straddling girls with uncanny resemblances to actual girls in his classes, except in crudely drawn S&M gear fighting amorous tentacles. If you watched Alita and felt anything except disgust at any point, then congratulations, your genetic story ends with you.
Everyday we have the same pasta. Why don't you mix it up a bit, Jerry?
Best Alita related thread on Yea Forums so far. Took you long enough to notice too... the girl has buns.
>686x614
>720x605
>487x607
> 733x607
what is this, a thread for ants!
aSHITa threads are basically pasta at this point, it's always the same.
don't get why this movie received much attention. I didn't even finish it. Complete drivel.
You need a certain level of intelligence to vibe with Alita. But don't worry, IQ is just a big meme anyway so don't worry about it, user.
bad casting the girl should have been young not some dried up old hag.
It's one of those movies that's so bad a cult forms around it.
Nah, but thanks for your input.
Like The Thing?
Those Alita general posters never made any claim that the movie was any good, you were misreading them if you thought this.
They only ever claimed that the cgi girl was very cute, which I think is correct.
some neckbeard is going to fap to this probably
Haha yeah, it would be so bizarre and abnormal for someone to do something like that lol. Can you imagine?
After watching the film I've determined I'm powerful than Alita. I'm also pure and not for lewd, unlike Alita.
Faggot
This is really pathetic. I feel sorry for you retards.
Why?
Well, they're wrong in either case.
>Trump supporters want to shoot this
I'd like to shoot this too (with web)
shes literally perfect
Balanced opinion. Probably accurate.
Nano machines, son.
comic with bad writing gets movie with bad writing and flops what a surprise
tranny
user with bad genes has a bad life experience and never breeds what a surprise.
she's 15 you pedos
She's LITERALLY 300+ years old and ends up with a 20+ yo looking body. Nice try, incel.
>the mental gymnastics it takes to convince yourself of this
hang, faggot
> 69
Lol
It's mental gymnastics to add shit to the canon that doesn't actually exist just to push your weird agenda. Like I said, you're not fooling anyone, incel.
dumb phoneposter
have sex and stop worrying about things like "canon"
>girl lying on her belly in tight leather pants
Is there a word for this fetish?
Yes, Alita has a cute brapper
Not true. Many of them were unironically saying the film was good and "criminally underrated".
Faggot.
t. triggered Flopita: Flop Angel fanboy
She got more thicc when they upgraded her into the berserker body
From Daughterfu to Waifu
Making this shitheap any longer wouldn't have helped it, similar to BvS.
Alitaposters are literally the only people on 4chung that have PHOTOGRAPHIC PROOF that they go outside.
How do you guys know she even had a functional brapper?
who made it? for what purpose?
>alita canonically has a digestive system
exhaust, and her body molds to what she wants
She can eat and digest food and yes, in the comics she can even shit. Alita braps.
POST HIGH RES ALITA PLEASE
The main screenwriter was a woman.
But it is criminally underrated.
but what of the smell? what do cyborg braps even smell like
>in the comics she can even shit
what high quality material
pictures of cosplayers downloaded from t*mblr don't count
boil some mercury, smells like that, toasty metal
she had the body of a 12 year for hald the movie. And the other half she looked 15
You're literally retarded.
>what could you do to my ass with such a little thing user?
bollocks , another 30 mins could have rounded of numerous aspects and smoothed the scene transitions, given a more satisfying final fight etc
Why haven't you gotten the blu-ray yet?
James Cameron isn't a woman, sweetie
my penis may be small but my balls are full and i will to empty them inside you
Removing the romance plotline would have saved 30 minutes while improving the movie
AWITA IS SO CUTE UwU
but we'd miss the cute alita scenes
I already bought the bluray, dvd and a digital version.
you guys are fucking desparate
lmao tourist
>Don't be silly user. Your penis is too small to reach inside me.
>that last bit
Reminder: Alita is for hugs, cuddles, holding hands, walking arm in arm, kisses on the cheek, and all things otherwise pure and wholesome.
ALITA IS NOT FOR LEWD!
tell that to my dick and her sexy ass
rub my willy against it until it spurts
Tell that to Figure Four.
>ok... i guess
>Jesus fucking christ user. Watch that mouth of yours.
God she's cute. Which ethnicity has girls that look like this or similar?
very well, assume the position. If you make me spurt quickly I might give you oral pleasure. Unless I get sleepy after
>it's a glorified blast furnace so she dumps huge logs of barbeque charcoal
Nice
Even though this is pasta, I would like to note that "emotional complexity" when said by a woman is code for "I have BPD and have had 50 dicks in me".
>mfw this thread
I'll never understand the appeal of this kind of pants.
It looks like she's wearing a diaper or something.
I NEED to see the butt crack.
>Here you go user. Try not to get cum in my hair this time.
You're mentally ill.
T H I C C A L I T A
no
Thanks, Alita. You're the best. Have a treat
God this board is full of pathetic horny incels. Have sex fgts
No, user.
yes yes yes daddy likes
>shitty cliffhanger ending.
It wasn’t a cliffhanger
>amphibian poster
This thread just made me pic related. Have to go take a shower now.
if I had a pure-hearted robot/cyborg gf I would
>no webms
GONNA CUM
>Pants that hide the shape of the ass.
>Anyhow attractive.
It's called the beauty of the female body.
Why don' you get lazy fat asses to work and post fresh OC instead of crying like bitches on their period?
Yoga pants were a mistake.
Alita's ending made me cry more than Band of Brothers.
I unironically thought it was a fun flick, shame it bombed so there will never be a sequel
2022 maybe?
>A healthy wholesome discussion about a film.
Cope.
>How does the ice cream stay up? MAGIC?
Imagine burying your face in THIS
BASED.
Extremely cringe. Ew
>t. cope posting summerfag
Don't you have school starting soon to get ready for?
>its called balance, fatty
Is there a webm of this?
>Alita threads have devolved into lewd posting
Which one of you incels wants to have their ass kicked first?
yes
I M A G I N E
>yfw it's realistic and warm just like real life
from what movie is this?
I had a dream that an evil cyborg was chasing me. I turned around to fight him but it was no contest. He stabbed me and I crumpled to the cold street. Just then, Alita showed up. She cradled my head and told me it would be okay. I asked her, "Did I for as a warrior?" With tears in her eyes, she nodded. Then she stood up and wiped my blood under her eyes. As my vision faded, I saw her leap in the air at the evil cyborg. Everything went white just as she was about to land a devastating blow to the cyborg.
Holy fuck Rosa is a hottie. I know she is CGI there but still. Having that kind of flexibility is sexy as fuck.
This wouldn't have happened if you faggots knew anything about the technical ins and outs of filmmaking.
I'm pretty sure it's a stunt double, that said, Rosa really is cute.
BOOP!
>she will never ride you like a stolen horse
>being efficiently milked by a machine with infinite stamina
Why even etc etc
(you)
Shitty Yea Forums meme made by virgins
>I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
Good moobie
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *defecates out in the middle of the street* baby i love.you. show pretty pusy please *regains composure* Ahem. You look quite lovely today, my dear. New haircut? *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
PHWOAR!
BRAP!
BRAAAP!
BRAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!
SNIFF
SNIFFFFFF
SNNIIIIIFFFFFFFF
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Do you guys think it is physically possible to balance on 1 finger like that?
"Chips"
This and only this.
Too skinny. Damn, I just realized that Alita is actually pretty thicc, all things considered.
yes probably not on the actual tip but on a knuckle you can, monks do it
who dat, and why is go purple. should stay red. purple is misato color
Thanks user!
You're jerking off to a mannequin
cringe-based redditor
...
post it
Lol this
>2008
>posting in a chinese cartoon chatroom
>not jacking off to chinese cartoons
Where exactly do you think you are?
She's just a bunch of 1s and 0s on some server. So you're wrongo bongo
Is the script even available to read anywhere? I remember an user back in the general threads talking about a bunch of scenes that were in the script that didn't show up in the movie that filled in a ton of gaps.
>Imagine not watching the film then coming onto fucking Yea Forums (the place where faggots would unironically fuck an anthropomorphized fightet jet if it crashed through their roof and asked for a place to stay) and spouting some projective redditor cringe incel about the fact that people want to fuck fictional character that most definitely isn't just a manneqin because your tranny gf left you for chad tyrone biggus dickus and you need to vent your eternal seethe somewhere
>her figure is a total black blurry blob even if you watch it in 3D4KIMAX
>it's not a body under a swimming suit or latex suit . It's that her body is a shapeless blob
>and there won't ever be any skin because she only has skin on her face
SEQUEL NEVER EVER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
S E E T H I N G
>He doesn't know.
NEVER
EVER
You first
Same
Chuck Norris can do it.
>the sex scene with Alita and Hugo
I'll never forgive Cameron for cutting it out.
Imagine writing all that.
I'll make sure to put all your sanic posts in the screencap that will make Yea Forums look stupid as hell.
Ahahahahahaha okay user
martian ethnicity
MY ALITA ISNT FOR LEWDS
Do think Alita has the special part for lewd things?
NOLEWDS
>What the hell is that? You will never be able to destroy my ass with such a little thing. Don't even bother trying user. You disgust me now.
Please mature past the mental age of a child.
Cast him
says the cumbrain
the bubble booty is nice but then she turns around and my dick goes back down. someone should do an ass-only supercut, i'd beat the fuck out of my dick to that
Grow up.
>monks do it
no, they don't. monks balance on the end of a begging bowl while doing absolutely nothing else of worth. you need to stop confusing television with the real world.
>and nothing of value was added to the conversation
you need to stop confusing Yea Forums with high school user. your worthless opinion carries no weight around here.
I'm going to lewd her and there's nothing you can do about it.
its true though but keep seething
jerk off now so you'll feel like you accomplished something today :)
I want to smooch her
Where can I find a girlfriend who looks exactly like this. Identical. No exceptions.
>ass-only supercut
>complains about lack of creativity
>makes another generic wojak variant
>makes another unsubstantiated /pol/ tier info comic
She should be called Smoochlita
i miss nikita's asuka but she ripped the suit a while back, no idea if she'll ever do that again. :( her harlock cosplay is 10/10 boner material.
Have sex
This from a virgin.
Stop promoting fascist propaganda.
Would you giver her you last chocolate tablet?
I want to fuck the robutt
The most powerful characters ever created.
true
based, pathetic degenerates have it coming
>projecting
>not being a whore and being honest and good as a woman is fascist propaganda
yikes
DELET THIS
K and Alita were made for eachother
Cute
I created an Insta account just to follow this cosplayer
She looks like an android but I guess that is a good thing
dude, shes a cyborg, u cant have sex with her even if she was real.
guess i have to watch this film now...
Doesn't mean she can't jack me off with those thighs
Budget $170 million[5]
Box office $404.9 million[5]
I know it's mostly shitposting but these kind of posts are so retarded because they assume that looking good for the part means that it'll turn into good acting.
Alita looks cute because the 3D model is cute, and the acting sells it because the actress in talented.
Kek
I hate this faggot as it is, but to see he attacked Alita too?
The fact that Disney can take complete unknowns and make them the stars of one of the biggest franchises ever and NOT have every review utterly flooded with complaints about the acting proves that acting talent is completely irrelevant outside of the very best of the best. Editing and directing can get an at least average performance out of almost anyone, all the actors talent changes is how many takes they have to do before they can move on.
Reading Last Order manga right now and she is even hotter there.
You don't understand how acting works, you can take a nobody and get good performance with just some good direction, being a nobody doesn't mean you have no talent, there are PLENTY of excellent unknown actors out there, some mediocre actors that you might think are talented because they're huge are only there because of networking, (((connections))) and luck.
I guarantee you that not everybody can simply "act" and "fuck it we'll fix it in post", it's simply not how it works. I've been fortunate enough to be on pretty big sets and when the actor sucks ass, no one cares we have millions of budget, the director simply wants to die.
Sorry but your point is laughable at best for anyone with minimal experience in the industry.
I didn't say shit about fixing it in post. I said it doesn't matter for the final project if the actor is garbage because is never going to see the 50 shit takes it took to get to the one good one. You just reiterated my point, it makes work harder behind the scenes, but fun fact, nobody in the audience gives a flying fuck what it was like behind the scenes.
Reminder that Rosa is a cunt and so is Alita. It's like she THINKS like Alita.
Rosa's hot, shut ya mouth incel.
she is one of those type of latinas that is pretty ugly and trashy looking but you would rub one out to her sucking a bbc on pornhub
UwU AWITA IS SO CUTE I WANT TO CUDDLE HER UwU
Reminder that this shit flick is never ever getting a sequwl.
Link?
>zipper on crotch
>You
>uYo
>fuYo
>fuoY
>faoY
>Faot
>Faggot
Wow
nigga, rosa is pretty hot
they got a cirque du soleil artist to do that
Alita was disappointing. I went in expecting these threads had massively overhyped it, but I expected it to at least be fun. But it wasn't. The whole thing was just meh.
stop replying to me with this ugly goblina, tranny
you're mom is meh
She is legitmately unattractive
Has anyone ever told (you) you post like a 12 twelve year old kid? Because you do (you) know.
For you
have sex incel
No problem. It's okay to be gay, user.
>mfw
>It's you! I wanted to take you home, but they wouldn't let me. You know you are the first thing I've created in a really long time that made me feel like an artist.
>You inspire me. I feel like I could do anything.
>No one takes the time to build things out of character and dignity. People need that. We could give it to them.
>no tits
what's up with alita faggots shit taste, ass is for niggers
I just prefer women who don't look like their faces are made of plastic
Her teeth are so cute
>unattractive
sure
Your movie is garbage and so is your waifu, deal with it.
Alta has flu and needs to sneeze
>ACHOO!
Holding off on watching this because I know I'll fall in love with Alita. I can't be hurt again after Cameron. ;_;
can't believe i'm on this thread and that some grown up took so much ass shot on a anime movie
didnt we usedto have dreams , how did we come so low
more like alita brapper angel
I'm glad you agree
Yup. In last order she eats some chocolate, full cyborg body is mostly self-sufficient, recycles water and doesn't need calories but does need a little bit of organic nutrients to keep the brain alive.
thats a man right
Shut the fuck up you asshat
heterosexuality
moar!
It really is. A masterpiece
>le deal with it
you got a link user, I've been trying to read this for months
Alita fags seethe whenever someone points out how the movie is bad, it's fun to look at.
Nah
dielate discord tranny
Laeta Kalogridis is though
seething
>le dilate
I'm not the one with issues tranny.
C O P I N G
have sex
yikes
with alitty!
>constantly posts this ugly creatura and feels the need to say 'fuck you' to anyone that doesn't like your movie
>doesn't have issues
like i said, discord tranny
Stop, mate
>titalita: battle boobies
keep going, fren
Nah
We all know you are the Discord tranny here. Its not like your fooling anyone. Why are you here anyway? Hoping to shitpost a final snotty comment or two before the thread archives? What pathetic life you live tranny.
why are cumbrain posts getting deleted?
low quality posts deserve to get deleted
have sex
cumbrain
Because the janny is on /our girl/'s side.
Bump limit reached. Who is gonna bake next bread?
i'd like to bake a bun in alita's oven if you know what i meme
>n-no u
typical discord tranny
that Alita doesn't exist anymore
You must really love discord trannies if you know about them so well.
Reminder: flipped, sequel whenever
>Reminder: flopped, sequel never
FTFY
>he doesn't know