Everton going down sub-edition. Let's try and stay alive this time

Everton going down sub-edition. Let's try and stay alive this time

latest bollocks:
>If Ajax head coach Erik ten Hag is appointed Manchester United manager as expected, he will pursue the signing of Portugal midfielder Ruben Neves, 25, from Wolves. (Sun)

Dutchman Ten Hag also wants to bring 20-year-old Ajax and Netherlands defender Jurrien Timber with him to Old Trafford. (Star)

>The Austrian FA has denied meeting current Manchester United boss Ralf Rangnick over the managerial vacancy with their men's national team. (Express)

Manchester United's Paul Pogba, 29, favours a return to Juventus over a move to Paris St-Germain when his deal expires this summer, but the Italian side have doubts over the transfer because of the France midfielder's wage demands and age. (Tuttosport - in Italian)

>Liverpool view Villarreal's Netherlands winger Arnaut Danjuma, 25, as a potential replacement for 29-year-old Senegal forward Sadio Mane, but the Reds are not expected to make a bid until 2023. (Goal)

Brighton have no plans to sell goalkeeper Robert Sanchez amid interest from Newcastle in the 24-year-old Spain international. (Football Insider)

>The agent of Chelsea and Germany forward Timo Werner, 26, has been in Italy meeting with AC Milan, Juventus and Atalanta. (Corriere dello Sport - in Italian)

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Arsenal, Everton and Newcastle have all expressed interest in signing 28-year-old Netherlands forward Memphis Depay from Barcelona. (Superdeporte - in Spanish)

>PSV Eindhoven and Netherlands winger Cody Gakpo, 22, has revealed his fondness for Arsenal as he continues to be linked with a host of Premier League clubs, including Manchester United and Liverpool. (Goal)

Senior figures at Inter Milan are now more open to 28-year-old Chelsea and Belgium striker Romelu Lukaku returning to the club. (Mirror)

>Former Brighton technical director Dan Ashworth is being prevented from taking up his new post as sporting director at Newcastle, with the Seagulls demanding £5m to release him from gardening leave. (Mail)

Leicester City are keen on FC Mainz's Dutch defender Jeremiah St Juste, 25. (Bild - via Leicester Mercury)

>Ajax and Netherlands midfielder Ryan Gravenberch, 19, has agreed personal terms with Bayern Munich. (Bild - via Bundesliga News)

Barcelona believe they have a good chance of signing Bayern Munich and Poland striker Robert Lewandowski, 33, this summer. (Sport - in Spanish)

>France striker Kylian Mbappe, 23, is likely to sign a new deal at Paris St-Germain despite interest from Real Madrid. (Sky Sports)

Leeds defender Luke Ayling, 30, says he wants to spend the rest of his career at the club. (Star)

grim thread

another retard who can't put the subject in the subject field

it's called being underground, granddad

>subject in the name field
HA HA
THICK TWAT

lets go back to bullying everton please

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is this the thread?
i have loads of spicy football opinions to share but i'm not posting them in here if this isn't the thread

OI OI

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Is there some Jorge Mendes fuckery behind this?

didn't they sign him in the winter window

tried to but it fell through at the last minute

>participating in off season /trans/

/epl/ is miles better than /trans/
loads of complete cringecases in /trans/ and shite gimmicks and general dead patter

>*makes yet another sensible signing (in your path)*

Heh, nothing personal kid.

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a rare time based snubbing

predictions for tonight lads?
>Rangers
>Lyon
>Leipzig
>Barca

>Leicester
>Slavia
>Glimt repeating the job
>Marseille

I hope they don't sell out soon so that we can all get one. It will be the secret /epl/ symbol.

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2 grand is a bit steep for a steel ring innit lad?

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Fergie won some silverware earlier. Write your own jokes.

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Write my own joke? Hmmmm, OK....That pissed up cheating cunt will die very soon.

That makes me laugh IDK about you...

how do you defend it?

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>Off-topic

Take this horseshit to Yea Forums or Yea Forums please

seething little incel and/or ABL

Thought he was out of contract at Fulham at the end of the season

it's presumably to avoid all the tribunal shite and stop him going on the market

Do you think female football teams all share the same bath or shower post match? If they won a trophy they would be hugging and all soapy.I think I'd quite like to see that and I'd enjoy female sports more knowing that is what they do.

based k stengz

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The modern football fan doesn't watch football
They read tweets or YouTube videos after the fact and form an opinion on the match based on those
Yea Forums is awash with these sorts which is why discussion is pointless

i watch football most days of the week

>Man City 'under investigation for payments to underage players and Roberto Mancini' in fresh allegations
>The new allegations included that illicit payments appear to have been made by City in 2013 in relation to a 14-year-old

What is it with Man City and noncery?

By jumping.

P R E D I C T I O N S

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What a mess.

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madlad

It's true, I just read the Yea Forums match threads and occasionally post appropriate simpsons or father ted quotes.

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>Robertson over Cancelo
>Sterling over Salah
>kdb as a DM
there are other things in this that disgust me but these are the top 3

He even said Luis Diaz both up front and also as a defender so I'm only even assuming he meant to say Dias there, doesn't explain the Luis part regardless.

>2 shots on target
>2 goals

State of Firenord defending.

problem /epl/?

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didn't some german goalkeeper do this too
silly

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Karius on roids?

Payet scored a good goal lads

West Ham (0.53) 1-1 (2.38) Lyon

>Arsenal, Everton and Newcastle have all expressed interest in signing 28-year-old Netherlands forward Memphis Depay from Barcelona
Championship striker Depay

>mostly wrong
>still managed to call Glimt
lel

>Manchester United will make substantial funds available to Erik ten Hag this summer even if the club miss out on Champions League qualification, and are ready to hand their prospective new manager a detailed shortlist of transfer targets

Can't wait to see United flop harder than they already are.

Can I ask some fantasy PL advice please?

Will Ronaldo haul this weekend? Thinking of transferring out Salah/Broja for Madison/Rinaldo and giving Rinaldo the armband.

Or, no transfers and keep it on Son?

>/epl/ chads leaving you on your own
>again

go to bed twat
maybe make a new thread without the subject in your name field

I know it's you 190

I always listen to podcasts where they have Katie as a guest. She's great.

why are they so deadset on ten Hag
are they really delusional enough they think splashing on a manager can fix their problems?

Can anybody tell me what makes him different than Louis "philosophy" van Gaal, who United sacked 2 seasons in after he won them 1 out 3 trophies that United have won post Ferguson

Fergie ran that club for so long that the Glazers don't know how to fix it. Remember when Joel Glazer was made VC of the ESL even though by his own admission he didn't even understand the offside rule? This is someone who's been a club owner for almost 20 years and can't understand something as basic as the offside rule. With someone like that involved the club has no chance.
Worse is that they're stuck in a vicious circle.

>Hire manager who is a "name" or, more recently, "has potential"
>Give them a blank cheque
>They buy players who are a "name"/have had one good season
>Put them on crazy money so they're almost impossible to get rid of when they inevitably turn to shit
>The players are the only ones who stay around for a long time which always forces a dressing room with more power than the manager
>Knowing that if they play shit then the manager will be blamed which means the manager can't be as strict with them as he might want to be, which is imperative if stop the rot and give them the kick up the arse they need
>Fans get on the manager's back when he doesn't deliver the league title
>Owners placate the fans by sacking the manager
>Hire manager who is a "name" or, more recently, "has potential"
>Rinse and repeat

Whole thing is a clusterfuck. If they weren't such a worldwide brand with so much money coming in they would have been relegated years ago.
I know we talk about how bad owners are and seem to equate good owners with "people who spend a lot" but United and Everton prove that isn't the case. As it stands right now, they both have the worst, or at least the most inept, owners in the league.

cheaper than accepting the actual problem which is the squad needs an absurd amount of investment

>Jurgen Klopp says Pep Guardiola is the best coach in the world as he defended his Manchester City counterpart in reaction to his recent comments about overthinking tactics for big games.
Klopp is a man of his word and Liverpool fans should never correct him. Pep is better than Jurgen Klopp, FACT.

Lets not