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iggs

i'd be demanding a refund if i was at this game

>yuh high scoring kino
idiots

>38 minutes of football
>1 goal

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any 64kb demo chads in?

paul roos tier game here

>get 2for1 tickets
>game is worth half the quality
good going kochie

#
Know a guy who took the unvaccinated thing seriously, strangest bloke.
Keeps talking about how he is going to be able to sell his blood and sperm in the next 12 months and quit his local truck driving job. He’s also one of those bloke who married the first girl who punched his card on tinder. She’s Chinese and told us she’s going to book back to china as soon as she pops a kid

It's an unstoppable force (gils matchfixing) vs immovable object (port)

>half of worthless
huh?

>NOOOO WHERE ARE THE GOALS I NEED GOALS TO BE ENTERTAINED
fucking plebs, this is endlessly preferable to shootouts

The idiot.

based aflw customer

we're in here
fb.watch/cetEM_T9Fl/

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any tips for first time brothel goer?

>he's filtered by dour defensive games
ngmi

based bev

FUCKIN FINALLY

>have sex with your plastic "wife"
>have to clean it up afterwards
self cuck

>Only one guy has kicked a goal in almost half an entire match
Where's the AFL? Why is there A-league on the telly?

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Slip your thumb in their starfish when you’re hitting it from behind

he wears a franger mate
safety first

>port's lowest score ever is 21
hmm

the first a-league game last night had more goals than this

they'll get you all horny and fired up in the 30mins then ask for more cash while youre at full mast. take control from the get go

*be's BACK*
sorry lads, early hiccup but looks like we're off

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>throw dinger in the bin
>quick swab with a wet wipe to clean up the lube
>cuddle and go to sleep

ryan burton leading possession getter for port

HISTORY LOOMERS WW@??

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>unvaccinated people are spergs who are to meek to talk to people irl
not too shocking tbqh

this is looking like a possible alternative

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>14 touches
>all kicks
the new kevin bartlett

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>poorts first ever goalless half incoming
please please please

can anyone else hear that person in the crowd screeching?
port fans are spastics.

*be's doing a rain dance*

actually kind of impressive stat there
you'd think it'd happen at least once in 25 seasons

rev up that 5aa lads

port gonna finna get btfo now

who goalless half for port?

low scoring bad beep boop beep boop

anons under 40
why are you vaccinated?

>"it's tearing them apart at the moment"
kek, based commentary

OHHH NO NO NO NONONONO

Kennys got a gun

my body my choice
why do you care?

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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>ad break after every goal
we NFL now

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wtf I just took out the rubbish and dees are up 5 goals

what is it with doggies and fuckable young sluts?

yummo

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unironically no

port sisters...

because the vaccine is safe, effective, free and voluntary.

gonna resurrect an old meme lads
>10-5
>take a piss
>35-5
what happened?

Big man Bailey

I'm not

been listening the whole game

they are pretty pissed off at port

>4 mins before ports first ever goalless half
please

>0.5

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I'm a port supporter and I kinda want to see port not score all game just out of pure curiosity

BYE BYE HINKLEY

kek
KEK

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so is your immune system

same and same

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lmao

What’s it like working at Bedford group?

>0.5.5
>We Are Port Adelaide
cameraman with the kino shots

how will Hinkley spin this when Dees take their foot off the pedal and Poort end up with a pitiful 25-30 on the board

ONE STINKY HINKLEY AH HA HA

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vaccination is the best way to protect yourself, your family, friends and community against Covid-19.

saved

>poot shatlelAIDS

can someone please record 5AA tonight

stop using Hinkley as a scapegoat, the players are just bad

STOP STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

I work at Myer

>tune in
>Melbourne kick their 6th unanswered goal
Grim.

this game is hard to watch bros

gaan kfc at half time, anyone want anything?

fun fact: hinkley promised 3 premierships in 3 years

naked zinger box cheers la

sassy lightskin black gf please mate

that was the port adelaide board mate

>gaan

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was expecting a bit of a fight, bit of mongrel, a BIT OF BLOODY HEART

Could so use a zinger burger cheers mate.

kick the ball

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Crowd is reminding me of 2011. Nothing like the atmospheric Port crowd of the past few years

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tendies box with a mountain dew

>eating meat

At which point do teams get relegated?

we gaan

Things to retvrn to normal.

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bring back mashies dumb cunts

H-History loomers...

Uhhh goalless half bros??????????

Remember the 2007 Grand final?

double

FUCK please don't score, I want a goalless half

the absolute SHANTY TOWN of Poort Adelaide

Once again, the outcomes are predetermined, the games are rigged, the league is fake.

COME ON
PORT ADELAIDE AGGRESSION

lmfao what the fuck

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WE DID IT
WE WITNESSED HISTORY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

nice free kick

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>REVERSAL: MELBOURNE FREE KICK
FUCKING HOWLING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IMAGINE SEALING A GOALLESS HALF LIKE THAT

FIRST TIME IN 575 GAMES THEY HAVE A GOALLESS HALF HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA STINKLEY

LMAO LMAO LMAO

PORTSISTERS ON 42% WATCH

feeling very good right now

Butters you fucking spastic

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EARLY 5AA SESH

Unreal

KEK
E
K

"We exist to win premierships"

TIME TO REV UP 5AA

getting into the sack hinkley thread

BAHAHAHAHAHA

and to think i almost turned this game off
glad to be a part of history

REV UP THAT 5AA LADS

going back to bed

night lads and girl

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>the players are just bad
These are the same players who made 2 prelims in a row. What changed in the off-season is that the Assistant coach and Midfield coach got poached by other clubs, meanwhile stale old Hinkley is still there, I honestly think the squad are purposely tanking to get him sacked.

BF fans must be on cloud 9 getting to savage Stinkley

afl.com.au/matches/3836/radio
>Rev it up
>Some woman is narrating something unrelated to footy
Huh?

its half time lad
you will get commercials for the next 5 minutes

just a goal thanks mate

anyone got toilet chicken?

Hinkley is in save my job mode now

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ALL YOU COMMENTATOES SUCKING KEN OFF BEFORE THE GAME.

FIRST TIME IN 1000 PLUS HALVES TO HAVE A GOALLESS HALF

Thinking about logging on and advertising this forum over there. Reckon a fair few boomers would fit right in with the plebocrats.

Well?

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more of a toilet 'za man myself

retreat from kiev

BRING BACK BIG MATTY PRIMUS
A TRUE PORT TRANSISTER