What the FUCK was nickelodeon thinking with icarly
What the FUCK was nickelodeon thinking with icarly
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOUR PARENTS THINKING WITH HAVING YOU?
What's this fat kike's name again?
Nathan Kress is relentlessly handsome. I want to kiss him relentlessly.
He is a father now
He's still relentlessly handsome. I still want to kiss him relentlessly.
I was an accident
Are you a young and handsome accident?
>young
Sure
>handsome
lol
Not even cute?
Dan "She's a fighter hold her tighter" Schneider.
Dan "The Candy Van Man" Schneider
Bitch is so fuckable right now. Georgeous.
>unemployed
Nick was just a legion of pervs making kids shows.
Remember when they hired that black dude who made pornos to make a show about highschool and it followed the same theme as his porno?
The USA is the biggest joke in the world.
What’s the point of employing a used goods slut?
>used goods slut?
How so? Miranda has the cleanest reputation. Zero scandals to date.
Does she have nudes?
>The goody goody Nickelodeon actress who had her own show on Nick and is not named Victoria Justice and is now trying to make it in movies or mainstream television was certainly not acting goody goody this week at a frat party. She even brought her own coke to go with the frat provided Molly. Miranda Cosgrove "iCarly"
>This former A+ list tween actress turned B/B- list adult actress does kind of have a franchise. She is the go to person for party favors during the promo run for her latest movie. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3")
>This former A+ list tweener actress has an intermittent franchise. Other than that though she does not get much work. BY now, everyone knows she would rather party than work. The crazy thing is her entire image is this innocent do nothing wrong person. She was so out of control on her last movie, they are not even going to release it to theatres. Others have seen it which is why she has nothing lined up at all. Miranda Cosgrove ("Despicable Me 3").
She is wild and I love her even more for it.
Sauce?
Reputation is for normies, idiot. All women are whores. All actresses are whores.
The legendary Enty of Crazydaysandnights.
She is very busy sucking dicks at USC apparently. Good pasta incoming:
Its Halloween and Miranda is chatting to two guys from the football team, they're kind of wasted and she tells them about a 3some fantasy. So the go back to the guys dorm and get high on coke and booze, they pounder for two hours before one of the guys call some of the team to come over. 20/25 guys turn up and fuck her one by one as they keep feeding her coke from a bag like a horse after everyone is finished their turn, the madness starts and they all fuck her for about 6 hours straight. By the end she had so much coke and cum on her face and hair she look like a ghost. She was fucked so much they had to carry her home. Only the first two guys knew who she was the rest didn't. Tl;dr she wanted a 3some got raped by 20/25guys for ten hours