LOCK ME UP, I'M A SLASHER

The gore in Hot Fuzz always perplexed me.

In Shaun of the Dead it made sense - it's a parody of zombie movies, so there should be gore galore.

But Hot Fuzz is, for all intents and purposes, a buddy cop movie - and besides squibs those are relatively sterile. Did they just use the gore effects because it would be a waste to use them on just one film? I dunno.

LOVE ME LOVE ME

SAY THAT YOULL LOVE ME

It’s fun

>throwing the CDs into the zombies
Those are called 'records' you underage faggot.

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There are so many reason why this film is legitimately one if the greats but for me it’s all about the editing and cinematography. Has a unique feel and uses the camera to enhance the jokes.

Yes, yes you faggot, like i said it a long time ago and i don't remember every detail you cunt.

You can't remember one of, if not THE most iconic scenes of the movie?

You're a literal retard. Neck yourself you nonce

its taking the piss out of action movies in general, not just the buddy cop cliche. thats just a part of it
therefore you have ridiculous shoot outs and a bunch of gore like traditional lowbrow action flicks

This movie is a fucking gem.

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>"Everyone and there mums is packing round here."
"Like who? "
"Farmers."
"Who else?"
"Farmers' mums."

Later, in the third act when Angel returns to the village, he takes out a farmer and his mum who has a shotgun

Setup:
>PC Danny Butterman: everyone around here is packing heat (sic)
>Sgt Nicholas Angel: Like who?
>Danny: Farmers
>Nick: Who else?
>Danny: Farmer's mums

Payoff:
>Nick in a shootout with farmers in a scene an hour later
>Farmer: MUM!
>Withered old woman pops up from behind cover and shoots at Nick

Kino

Oh heck beat me to it

Such a good callback though

this is probably the most true to life depictions of being in the police
>walk into any place in uniform
>"HEY HE'S OVER HERE OFFICER LOCK HIM UP"
>"DON'T MIND THE BODIES IN THE BACK ROOM EY?"
>"I HAVEN'T GOT ANYTHING ON ME I SWEAR"
>"CATCH ANY BAD GUYS?"
>"WHAT'D I DO?"
they all think they're the funniest mother fucker in the world.

Well one part of it is to make it like an action movie, but the other reason is to draw attention to the fact that the population of the town is strangely not as disgusted by the horrible violence as they should be. It’s meant to give you an uneasy feeling.

>mum-mind

FASCIST

I can remember they were throwing stuff at the zombies. I have seen the film more than 10 years ago you fucking retard. I have seen many better films since that, obviously i won't remember everything from the film you daft cunt. It's not like the film is an unforgettable masterpiece.

Take your room temperature IQ and fuck off.

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I hated every single one of this ginger faggots "comedy" movies. Shaun of the Dead sucked and World's End was even worse. Hot Fuzz was almost bearable. I need new friends with better taste

Yea Forums doesn't count as "your friends" you antisocial loser.

I don't remember World's End worth a goddamn. Did it suck or was I just too drunk to enjoy it?

It's also half creepy-village horror/thriller or whatever at the start.

>I need new friends with better taste
>He thinks Yea Forums are his friends
Embarrassing

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Easiest joke to miss in the whole film:
>"You want us to go through the whole phone book?
"Yeah, or put a call into Aaron A. Aaronson, shall we?

Later:
"You did good, kid. What's your name?"
"Aaron A. Aaronson."
"Sorry?"

Nearly every line in this film is either a setup or a payoff.

I won't.

Good. I can continue ripping into you for my own self gratification then.

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OMG there was a horrible accident

Go ahead.

>Danny and Nick are sitting in the car, Nick is pointing out people who could be potential criminals
>NICK: "You have to look closer - there is ALWAYS something going on. What about this guy?"
>DANNY: "Mr. Treacher?"
>NICK: "Yeah, why has he got that big coat on? Can't be cold. Why the extra layer? Maybe, he's trying to hide something."
>DANNY, more sarcastically: "Mr. Treacher?"

>Later on, in the village shootout, Nick encounters Mr. Treacher in the street
>He opens up his trenchcoat to reveal a lever action rifle

The final action sequence is basically just one big payoff for almost every joke set up in the first half of the movie, it's great

Gaylord

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Faggot, also stop posting Simpsons you fucking idiot.

>Yea Forums is your friends
This is the saddest post I've seen this year. Good job.

The officer working the front desk is played off as one character then revealed to be twins but the better part is both twins are reading books written by the same author under different pen names

It feels like a worse version of SotD

DEEPEST LORE

Yfw

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its pretty singular overall, I think.

Nobody tells me nuffin

I always remember the scene where nick frost says "Fingered" in regards to that woman or whatever

but he had something you'll never have
what's that?
...a great big bushy beard!

then later in the film when they discover all the skeletons in the cellar there's one with a great big bushy beard

>Britishness
fear of being caught with a spoon or non halal food

Brilliant setups, really good parody of loads of action films, and just intensely tightly written and edited so that nearly every shot and line contains humour.

>No luck catching them Muslims then?
>It's just the one Muslim actually.

You couldn't help but think Edgar would not get away with that now

>Hear sirens
They're on to you lad, better get a move on!

you kinda have to be anglo to fully appreciate it

No luck catching them killers then?

Seth Rogen wasn't in SNL or work in New york

Morning, Nicholas. How's the hand?

The fence scene is without a doubt my favourite. It destroys me every fucking time.

hilarious and original

you wanna be a big cop in a small town? fuck off up the model village!

>finale is literally Angel in the model village

When Danny is asking Angel all those questions; “have you ever fired a gun whilst jumping through the air?”
“No”
“Have you ever fired two guns while jumping through the air?”
“No”
ect., but everything he asks, they end up doing later.

Also, that one cop who was useless at the crimes scenes, always asking what should be done next, comes up with a plan immediately when it becomes a shootout.

its just the one hand actually

> Take the Manlet back to his mansion
> "Hardly in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic, is it?"
> Later, in the villain's exposition at the castle
> "We begged him to change it to something more in keeping with the village's rustic aesthetic"

when you see it

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It's just The Killers, actually.

I thought world's end was not good at all the first time I saw it, I went in blind and I guess it didn't progress in the way I wanted it to or something. on 2nd viewing I liked it immensely because I could enjoy it for what it was. have spoken to several people who had the same experience, where it took 2 viewings to enjoy it

hullo brian

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Would The World's End have been better if Nick Frost's character was the lead and was played by Simon Pegg?

I mean, it could be, but when it seems more pathetic when Simon Pegg plays the loser. Also it would be the third time Nick Frost played the fool character while Simon is the chad.

If only he'd gotten stabbed again and it was the third most painful experience if his life.

It has multiple types of humor all strung together and playing into each other

>literal, slapstick, satire, callbacks, perspective fuckery etc. etc. etc.

And to top it off the cinematography is great.

>the sign
based

Right about now, N.W.A. court is in full effect
Judge Dre presiding
In the case of N.W.A. vs. the Police Department
Prosecuting attorneys are: MC Ren, Ice Cube
And Eazy motherfuckin' E

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Damn. Now I want ice cream.

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

I think I've got a cream for that

>You killed them!
>Well they killed bill Shakespeare
>What? Oh..

>his punishment calls for something more severe....
>Do you like icecream sergeant?
>Let's just say we won't be out of chunky monkey for the next 2 months
>Aw nooo

look sharp, there's been reports of a fire in the building!

and cause talking to 'em is an uphill struggle innit?
fuck off!

None of these movies are funny. They just feed into Britbong obsession with American media in a somewhat cheeky manner.

my favorite scene is in the beginning where he gets promoted out.
>how's the hand
>oh you want to take this higher
>you want the chief inspector to come all the way down here

>He shot a crackhead with a Kalashnikov.
>Caw, where'd you get that?
>The offender had the Kalashnikov.
>Caw, where'd he get that?

>Caw

>TWE better than Hot Fuzz
I'm glad I don't have this shit taste

>You know him?
>Course I do hes auntie jackie sister's bruver's boy

the Andys stole every scene they were in
>phonebook
>farmer's mums
>fuck off up the model village
>no, it isn't

I appreciate its humor but it doesnt make me laugh

moviequotedb.com/movies/hot-fuzz/quote_11136.html

>You can't go back to Lon-don

It's literally the stupidest line in the movie but it makes me laugh the hardest

>well I’ll see what the team have to say about this!

why was Paul so shit tho

I don't get it

There's nothing to get, he just says the word London in a really stupid way

>they slide menacingly off screen right
>one of them slides left back onto screen, then off again

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He says the name "London" like he's never heard of the place.
>Someone from uh... 'Lun-dun' called for you.

>I don't know, nobody tells me nothing

Any fans of Big Train ITT?

it's just the one shooter actually

Funny writing + deadpan serious acting = great comedy

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5f94d024-a58b-4a1b-b6bd-fb6b0f6ef6cc

youtube.com/watch?v=IXj9muy2gM4

Do feel free to SPOOL THROUGH

Had this pic saved since long before I saw the movie, pissed myself laughing when it happened

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so what made you want to become a policeman?
>officer.
so what made you want to become a policeman officer?

FAT HANDED TWAT

S A V E D
A
V
E
D

OH SHIT

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"You want to be a big cop in a small town, then fuck off up the model village"

"Want us to go through the whole phone book?"
"Yeah, or put a call through to Aaron A Aaronson, shall we?"

*Later, during the fight in the model village*

"You did good, kid"
"Ta"
"What's your name"
"Aaron Aaronson"
"Sorry?"

youtube.com/watch?v=HWgYVeCqJ-8
youtube.com/watch?v=CsZUGoa3JHc

Spaced was comfy

She had such an annoying laugh
>ANNOYING

>starring oscar winnar Olivia Colman as the village slut who can't stop making double entendres

Hot Fuzz is legit my favorite comedy of all time but I didn't know that. Thank you.

the whole movie was packed with good british actors

not as good as shaun of the dead but much better than paul.

I remember the game they play with the zombies at the end is TimeSplitters 2. Literally one of the best ps2 games ever made.

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and matey who mumbles a relevant rude word in response

Hot Fuzz >= Shaun of the Dead >>> At World's End

>skid marks
>now who's being childish

Tbh it's a toss-up between Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead, but At World's End is definitely the worst of the three

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4QvsIPqSI
Timothy Dalton is the best antagonist ever

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that is literally what he just posted

This is the thing that gets me. They didn't just hire some hack to write quipy dialog, the comedy is deeply layered into every aspect. This visual gag alone is kinda funny, but it also serves as humorously hamfisted implication that he's full of shit.

Hence why I used the >=. I usually slightly prefer Hot Fuzz but it's pretty fucking close.

>STAY
>OUT
>OF
>MY
>VILLAGE

>IT'S NOT YOUR VILLAGE ANYMORE

absolute kino

Greater than or equal to implies that Hot Fuzz is never less than Shaun of the Dead

which is true

>cate blanchett will never say “oh user...” in a longing voice to you

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>That's me after a couple of pints!

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nothin' like a bit of girl-on-girl!

>Catch me later
>he catches him later
Also love how he plays Romeo and Juliet the first time he passes in his car, and Fire the second time, both relevant to the murders.

Because it's not shitty mutt jewlywood cancer.

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Worlds End is underrated

least jokes, but strongest emotional core

>Nicholas: I can assure you, it wasn't my intention to upset the apple cart.
>Andy: Yeeaahh, coz we all sell apples round here, don't we...
>Danny: your dad sells apples, Andy.
>Andy: and raspberries!

There's a ton of fairly famous British actors in it, even in really minor roles
Belloq from Raiders of the Lost Ark is the priest
Edward Woodward from The Wicker Man is the NWA guy
The evil nanny from The Omen is the woman who runs the hotel he stays at

No it isn't. I can't decide which is better. Although I think Hot Fuzz is funnier the manchild turning into a bonafide leader appeals to me a lot more than an uptight professional loosening up.

drive safe

COCK

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the joke is that they all mispronounce it because they're such a stereotypical small village they've never heard of their own capital city.

I dunno I’m always up for a midnight gobble haha

Morning, Angle

When's your birthday?

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hot fuzz hits a wider audience, Shaun of the dead is more so made for horror lovers whereas with hot fuzz everyone has seen those cheesy action movies of yesteryear.

>tfw love arthur brown
>cant listen to it anymore because of some ozzie /pol/ sperging out
i hate this place sometimes bros.

Uh, 8th of May.... 1969

EV'RY YEAR

Would you?

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since these are comedies, you obviously agree that hot fuzz is better. it is fine to prefer shaun of the dead, it's only very slightly not as good

The Village Green Preservation Society is also playing right before he bumps into him on his jog. Only dawned on me years later how similar the lyrics are to the plot of the movie (quaint, English countryside fighting against industrial big-city influences)

She sounds like a hamster, so no

Of course, something about her is cute, even with the big schnoz. I definitely fapped to her when I was younger

I have reason to believe she favours the older gent

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dOPFkaWYL1M
-PANIC ON THE STREETS OF LONDON

You're 37?

What I like a lot is how Simon Pegg shows so much range in these performances. He's a legimately good actor, even though he is a bit cringe now

Only just realised the bloke she dies with is Frank off Shameless. Feel a bit dull.

Nice, didn't notice that one before

there's a girl in the garden
in the garden, there's a girl

youtube.com/watch?v=yMaiKjsAhIM&feature=youtu.be&t=47

>not having the song be even better because of /pol/

bruh

>manuel - gas gas gas when he drives away
his playlist was kino

>Forget it Nicholas, it's Sanford

HE IS NOT JUDGE JUDY AN EXECUTIONER!

FASCIST

HAG

CRUSTY JUGGLERS

Do you want anything from the shop, Yea Forums?

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I wasn't aware Judge Judy was known outside the US

corne'o

Underrated.

The joke might be lost on the virgins though.

corneh-oh

Not a virgin but could you explain?

It's in the filename, when one guy is fucking woman from behind and she's sucking dick of other dude it's called spitroast.

It's on every day in the UK, repeat after repeat.

compounded by the fact that she says this while sandwiched between two men, just to drive it home

Do women like this sort of thing?

Women love getting all holes stuffed up. Stick your fist into a girls mouth next time you're fucking her. She'll love it

british

some women, sure.
but your mum especially

Movie was kino, and the total budget for the film, including all the cameos from great actors and directors ect. Was ONLY 12 million....
Cheap as hell for pure KINO

I can't believe they made Pegg somewbat believable as a badass cop. Hes a fag in every other movie

the way the other guy slides like he's on wheels makes me laugh every time

Edgar Wright movies are so comfy

This and Shaun of the Dead really made me want to live in a comfy british town

British cops are a joke already so it doesn't take much to pretend to be a tough one.

Not even really different names, Iain Banks and Iain M. Banks.

"Sounds like a good bloke."
"Actually he was arested for selling drugs to students."
"What a cunt."

>look up the song
>comments are disabled
lmaooooooooo

every fucking time

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POISON! I will kiss thy lips. 'aply some poison yet doth 'ang on them.
BANG!
Love me, love me, say that you'll love me...

Fucking love that they were doing a play of the Leonardo DiCaprio movie version of R&J.

>None of these movies are funny.
"Is," not "are." And you're fucking wrong.

Actual fucking retard spotted.

You have a mustache

>implying virgins don't watch porn

This. It's probably the "least tight" in terms of the jokes, but I knew quite a few people who peaked in high school like Gary King, so it really resonated. Plus the ending where Andy is wrestling with Gary, pulls his sleeves up and reveals the bandages hit me hard as well.

>ywn see the Edgar Wright/Joe Cornish Ant-man

guess again, m8.

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lol ok

Good. Glad he didn't knuckle under to the mouse and let them massacre his vision. Edgar Wright is several tiers above doing Disney shit.

What the fuck was his problem?

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I think that whole shitshow with Wright eventually leaving is what convinced me to really stop giving Disney any money at all. They'd get a computer to direct and write their movies if the technology was there, they really are making a complete mockery of the industry

no luck catching them swans then?

>well if it isn't constable Fatty Batterbum and sgt. Knickerless Asswipe

>It never got better than that night! That was supposed to be the beginning of my life! All that promise and fucking optimism! That feeling that we could take on the whole universe! It was a big lie! Nothing happened!

TWE was a borderline drama

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Just the one swan, actually.

Based Cato

Yeah. TWE starts as a typical comedy but that ending is great. I like it better than Shaun.

Hot Fuzz > The World's End (first act) > Shaun of the Dead > The World's End (the rest)

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

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>I know

*cackles*

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THE GREATER GOOD

Based

>Janine I've been transferred, I'm moving to the country
>I'm not Janine
>...
>Janine I've been transferred, I'm moving to the country

MY SUGAH BOWL

this is bait, right?

STOP! IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!

SNEETHING

I got the deluxe edition on amazon and it's one of the best DVD purchases I ever made has second disk full of awesome behind the scenes and making of shit

Might have to watch it again today. I pretty much like all his stuff except Paul and that's really only because I can't stand Seth Rogan he's an insufferable asshole.

What a tool

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How can this be about the greater good?

GET OUT!

the greater good

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Is it true that there is a spot in a man's head that if you shoot it...it will blow up?

>there are anons itt that haven't seen the other side

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UUuuuuuuaaahh

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Its the super jump he does to cap it all off that gets me. Takes him from extremely fit cop to super cop

So, which one was comfiest?
>Early 30s suburban bachelor with bro comfy
>Small town tight-knit community comfy
>Bar crawl with old friends in a sleepy town comfy

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only just recently found out thats peter jackson in the santa outfit

YOU WANT TO BE A BIG COP IN A SMALL TOWN? FUCK OFF UP THE MODEL VILLAGE THEN

I believe he happened to be at the studio for something unrelated and they asked him if he wanted to be in their movie

>With respect, SIR, you can't just make people disappear!
>Yyyyes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector.

>comfy small town majority white community is literally evil and run by psychotic white mass murderers
hot fuzz was propaganda

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It was actually the first one of these I watched in one sitting, Shaun of the Dead was just on tv, and I loved it. I think it being my first experience with their work helped a lot in how much I liked it

Comfy comedy. Plus us Brits can laugh about the twee Britishness that it portrays.

Probably my most watched show. Wright spent so much time with it. There's a behind the scenes clip I saw ages ago of his writing board filled with Sticky Labels upon Sticky Labels that link narratives and jokes together. Absolute kino.

it's localised comedy

why the fuck would some fat yank who has never left his state understand the nuances of a very english comedy film? not everything is made nor has to appeal to you

yeah, nah fuck off

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I know you're obsessed and all but that's not how Americans spell center

>keeping out trash is bad
>maintaining a common cultural aesthetic is bad
>if you want things to stay the same and stay comfy you are literally evil

Same. The music that plays during the reveal of what happened to Gary was just fucking awesome

no user...murdering people to meet your desired ends is the evil thing

Just ignore it.

Hot Fuzz is definitely my favorite.

Enjoy your next mass shooting.

kek

I'm not an American, i'm not fat and i have been to Britain several times you obsessed retard.

World's End was so fucking terrible I couldn't even finish it

The World’s End really is the most emotional of the films as far as the character arcs go. A depressed alcoholic going on a bender to recapture his former glory after a failed suicide attempt is a pretty rough start

No it wasn't. You just have ADD which is why the first two appeal to you more.

Still a bit stiff.

>mfw Timothy Dalton is on screen

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Agreed. I think it’s emotional elements took people by surprise after both previous films were mostly silly

Best response tbqh
He didn’t lie and still avoided stating he was underage

>like when they were throwing the CDs into the zombies
CD's are a lot smaller. Those were LaserDiscs

I was kinda against it until one line. Just ONE line.

"It never got better than that night!"

Helped me realized my brain was fucked up and that I needed help tee bee haytch.

That was one of my favorite parts, his acting carrying a completely different character than usual

>PC Danny Butterman: Did you take care of him?
>Nicholas Angel: I threw him in the freezer.
>PC Danny Butterman: Awwww... you shoulda said 'Cool off'.
>Nicholas Angel: Well, you missed it earlier when I distracted him with the monkey and knocked him out and said 'Playtime's over'.
>PC Danny Butterman: You're up the fuckin' CHAIN!

Infinitely rewatchable film. Danny's "shame" and "Yeah motherfuckerrrrrr" asides crack me the fuck up.

Love that quote too, but it's "off the chain" user.

It gave me hope that even Gary could overcome his demons since I was a huge alchy at the time

I second that. Pretty much features them playing on Streets with SBP90 smgs.

Only Americans prefer Shaun of the Dead to Hot Fuzz

Hot Fuzz is a much better movie, though SotD is still good

Sorry, copy/pasted from another site

>SKIDMARKS
>hah! now who's being childish!

it would be less fun without the gore

No need for sorry. Just want a fellow user to be well informed so as not to be embarrassed in the future.

FASCIST

cousin sissie!

YARP

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Tits....

Bill Nighy as Chief Inspector
Steve Coogan as Met Inspector
Martin Freeman as Met Sergeant
Stephen Merchant as Peter Ian Staker
Also Peter Jackson as the thief dressed as Santa

all her jokes are slag/10
makes me want to go to bongistan and rail some slim make up pastered lower class slut

No as famous but a mate of Simon's Adam Buxton, played the journalist,
the list goes on and on...

Shut the fuck up, Desmond.

Might be the single funniest instance of physical comedy ever recorded on film

>Even small towns are run by (((secret societies)))
FTFY

>"Tim! Your number's up!"

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stop looking at things through a retarded lens

>Gets impaled moments later
P o t t e r y

It's cor, as in cor blimey

For me, it's the metal bins being thrown at peoples' heads from off-screen, the timing on them is just incredible

Imagine having a woman sitting on your face, and another woman riding on your cock.
Maybe it isn't your thing in particular, but I'm sure you understand the appeal.

Hot Fuzz > Worlds End > Shaun of the Dead

Apparently this line was so funny Wright had to shut the set down for the day because no-one could stop laughing.

>Does Bob look like the kind of person I'd go out with?
>Awww
>It's Dave
>Hello, there
One of the most underrated jokes

>You've got a mustache.
>I know.

>tfw Sandford is a real place and I'm working there this week

SOTD > TWE > HF

I dont see the point of having a car in London

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im american and i love it. some people are just legitimately too stupid to appreciate it

Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz were very popular in the US.

No, he's actually correct. None is a contraction of "not one."

Bond master race

Imagine how nice it would be to have a store within half a minute's walking distance from your home?

Simon Skinner's character is so perfectly written.

>"Lock me up, I'm a slasher."
>Is actually the slasher.
>"Catch me later."
>gets caught later

Right away we assume he is not the slasher because why would he come right out and say it? Then throughout the film he has all these comic villain qualities about him that imply he is the bad guy, but it is so painfully obvious we almost don't believe it because it would just be silly to write it that way. Then later he is presumed innocent because of circumstances despite our suspicions and we were just jumping to conclusions. LOL JK HE WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG

The two Andys were exceptional in their roles, I need to look up if those actors are in anything else worth watching

I love Hot Fuzz but I will NEVER understand why people cream themselves over this shot

Check out, Dead Man's Shoes. very serious drama but still kino.

World’s End is good, it just goes a little overboard near the end IMO

Paddy Considine is in loads of quality serious films and he directs as well. Rafe Spall has mostly been in trash lately but he was great in The Shadow Line.

Because Edgar Wright is a genius alongside Simon Pegg and Nick Frost. The Worlds End is shit though.

>Everyone in Stanford has traditional, profession-related surnames

Sandford* even

Tony Soprano was in Hot Fuzz?

D'you see his head go?

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>And sergeant niggerlass asswipe
I never knew raimi was a guest writer for Edgar

Did you even watch it?
>Makes Angel suspect he's nefarious from the get-go
>Continues to give off suspicious vibes considering the dark humorous lines he gives to Angel & the people that eventually die
>Coincidentally is nearby some of the crime scenes to give his thoughts on the matter
>Ends up proving his innocence in some of the crimes
>Angel has to research conflicts of interest
>Ends up sending Michael to kill Angel, unwittingly sends Angel to the society meeting
>Angel discovers it's not just one killer
>It's the society that kills off anyone it finds undesirable, and Inspector Butterman leads it

>Peter Jackson in a santa outfit will never stab you in the hand.

The gore feels misplaced because it's a juxtaposition between the happy sleepy village and the insane bloodbaths happening in it, like the dissonance that Angel feels but nobody else notices.

>What's your wine selection?
>Uh, we have red...or...white.
>....I'll have a lager.

have sex

If they made this film today it would be a black santa with a machete hacking off Angel's entire hand

Did a good job of making us hate him whilst keeping him very human and believable. Any other film/tv antagonists like him?

Nothing to do with his personality though. It's just cause he's Irish.

Best joke desu

>When's your birthday?
>22nd of Febuary
>What year
>Every year
>Get out!

Considine is amazing in pretty much everything.

Hot Fuzz > Shaun > World

This.
It hits hard in the feels when you know he's right

me in the back