You'll never win a knock-out world cup match in your lifetime

nah it is

They have a better chance than you. All they have to do is get a draw vs Poland. You need to win against Scotland/Wales or you're fucked since they will likely get a draw against Englad which you can't. Also Iran will die on that pitch just to see you knocked out of the tournament. You are royally fucked lmao

because you retards love to showboat like niggers and no longer prioritize your performance over social status like the retard conquered jungle monkeys you are

BAHAHAHA

shouldn't you be using your internet for something better than insulting mexicans on here?

>inb4 Russians invade your home and you're mid wank in /gif/

you can do it mexibros i believe in you

I believe in you

Being shit at everything is Mexico's karma for being a nation of illiterate breeders who infest every nation they have access to like lice. You're basically the Irish without the ability to larp as white.

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remember when Mayweather knocked Marquez out

Remember when Mayweather beat Canelo

Remember when Mayweather beat De La Hoya

>i rather win a WBC

no one should be seeing these words ever, that tournament means fuck all to baseball

luckily if you attend a liga mx game there is a large chance you will be knocked out, robbed, and then stomped to death

Mexicans can larp as white though

No, illegals living in your country is the USA's karma for invading Mexico under false pretense because of "muh manifest destiny".

lol

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We wanted it. We took it.

What's false about that?

tfw you do a heckin murderino bc you are 5'6

If you guys had california you'd have just ruined it. Be glad we gave you a functional state to send your malnourished children to, otherwise you'd just have to smuggle them up to Oregon

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>implying California isn't ruined

lift your head up, this is OUR year CONCACHAD

>Scotland/Wales will likely draw but US can't

what did he mean by this?

You're clueless. The match vs England is like the super bowl to us. We know we have no chance of winning the world cup. Our players will treat that match like a world cup final. We are very capable of shithousing a draw.

CHIs are unironically based

there will be 3 million people watching the US-England match tops here lol, the English care about the embarrassment of losing than the USMNT does about drawing. Even if they win, it will just be a 30 second buzzfeed internet article novelty.

Over 25 million Americans watched USA's last world cup game. 17 million Americans in the game before that.

That was 8 years ago. Over 30 million Americans will probably watch USA vs England.

You have to be at least 18 to post here. The world cup is a big deal here.

fair, my assessment was grossly hyperbolic

it's really not, compared to Euros being glued to their screens it really is more of a novelty outside of diaspora/chicanos from footie nations

Americans huddle around the TV for the Olympics. Every large international competition with Team USA is a big deal here. Have you ever looked up the watch parties from the last world cup USA played?

>best case scenario is 9% of America watches
oh wow

That's a massive sports audience. Wtf are you talking about?

Half the world's population watched the WC final.

You're bragging about getting 1/5th of that in a rivalry game against the nation that founded us and invented the sport.

you're clearly very young, and don't understand how large an audience that is for a USA sporting event. You're also ignoring the millions not counted in watch parties.

Matate, matate a la verga pinche chilango prieto mediocre.

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lmao at this fuming prieto manlet

INFELIZ

Ok, then don’t complain when illegals live in your country. There’s your karma.

Yeah, but that’s why karma is coming for your country. You’ve made an enemy of the world, gringo. We know how that works out in the long term. Tick tock Rome, the barbarians are coming.

Yes
International baseball is an absolute joke.

same...

>Tick tock Rome, the barbarians are coming.

you're not wrong but imagine thinking this is a good thing. You're going down with us, Paco

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it is now but up until the 90's or so it was all right, Mexico would have Mexico'd it up immediately

Take the hockeypill mexibro.

I ain't even mad. Someone has to shift boxes for Bezos. Let Paco do it.

Besides, y'all ain't even bother to colonize this shit.

im sure the chinese are gonna love you guys lol

>You’ve made an enemy of the world, gringo.
even countries we've invaded and conquered are our allies LMAO

what do you care?
You're not Mexican, you'll never be Mexican. You're just a brown American with "muh identity" issues
Grow a pair already

That Ukrainian flag is sus, in another thread he mentioned Guanajuato.
Maybe it's a pocholard?

I hate L Tri as much as the next burger but seriously, why do you shit the bed at every WC? Clearly there's some talent there otherwise you wouldn't make it out of the group but is it mental? can't handle the pressure? It's a knockout match not the final. Explain yourselves L Tribros

>"muh identity" issues
>flag

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He outed himself here
It's definitely a mentally ill self-hating Chicanolard (or perhaps from a meme Central American nationality like Guatemalan/El Salvadoran)

Even worse, he's Argentinian

Probably the most overrated national team in the world.
>Took 40 years just to get out of the groups and that was when they were hosts
>Even then that was based on El Shitsador and getting a "penalty" against Belgium
>Don't host the next one and don't even qualify
>Then it's qualify and group stage again
>Then it's hosts AGAIN and QFs after getting through one of the worst groups in World Cup history

Then they're rightly banned before reaching the ro16 every tournament after that. Buut how good are they really?

>94: Whole group finishes on equal points and equal gd, Mexico advanced on goals scored
>Get refball against Bulgaria, lose on penalties anyway
>98: Get a "penalty" against Belgium to steal a point, the a goal in the 4th minute of the 2 minutes of stoppage time to steal a point against the Netherlands, rape South Korea (but it's South Korea)
>Get knocked out by Germany
>02: "Penalty" gets the 3 points against Croatia and is enough to see them advance as group winners
>Crushed by the might of the USA
>06: Defeat the mighty Iran, advanced based on two of the four teams being Iran and Angola
>Knocked out by Argentina
>10: Overcome the worst France side of all time, advance based on South Africa being worse than Mexico
>Get knocked out by the Argentinas again
>14: Overcome Croatia and Cameroon, Croatia who were refballed to fuck by the dirty Brazilians who shouldn't even have made it out of the group
>Lose against Neverlands
>18: Get a "penalty" against South Korea and just have to better Germany who are playing under the winners curse
>Get knocked out by Cheatzil

Like I said they're fucking garbage. Niggas are worse than England.
What pisses me off most is how this fucking shit country is going to host its THIRD fucking world cup while more capable countries have never held it twice or even once in some cases.
Fuck them.

lol keep seething shitbong

CONCACAF in the 70s were something else

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