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here you go b

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You were talking all that shit in the last thread. I'm here right now baby, so what's up?

why are you guys so triggered by the loopycel?

i was actually wondering if you've ever tried using yogurt in your egg salad instead of mayo, i would use mayo but i am currently out of mayo

We don't take kindly to annoying spammers here. We even pushed the Meganposter to suicide.

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OOOHHHH OVERHAND RIGHT OOOHH CHIMAEB DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE BAWGL GAWDL BURNS IS GOING FOR THE CHOKE THIS COULD BE.. THAT IS GILBERT BUUURNS

this is literally not the thread fake one poofs

Im right here in the middle of your salad, so what the fuck?

He's a real son of a bitch, never meddim tho

I’m the guy that jacks off while driving around in my Chevy Silverado

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>oooh nice sharp jab from Khamzat, that one had a bit of pop to i-
>wait . . . is Burns out? from a jab?
>well ladies and gentlemen that was Khamzat Chimaev, the hype is real I guess . . .

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>muh chess match
What are the signs that a fight is fucking boring?

I remember one time I was eating hot chip and when I bited it the spicy dust flew into my eye

Did it heem you or did you finish the fight?

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pissed out my meng again

>HIGHLY technical
>both guys are completely evenly matched!
>his defense is actually very good here
>bit of a feeling out process (2 rounds deep(
>they have that point fighting style
>this guy a real counterstriker
>what these two guys are doing is very impressive

>you know, even though the fight is not going his way, user has showed us he has lots of heart

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>these guys are feeling each other, taking pictures

Heemed it back b

>He is really putting gas in the tank
>He is long and rangy
>He has that "it" factor
>OOOoooh that jab is a piston!
>He trains out of Jackson wink
>OOOOOOOH
>He is a jujitsu purist

Anybody else notice that Bisping can't go one fight on commentary without insulting one of the fighters and insinuating that they suck? It's as if he thinks fluking a title off of Luke Cockhold makes him the GOAT.

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The last time Conor faced the #1 P4P fighter, he finished him in 13 seconds.

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i mean, he's right. the fighters nowadays suck dildos.

Volk
Yan
Chimaev
Dern
Madsen

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One time I met Conor in the bathroom of a Dublin club and he finished me in 13 seconds if you know what I mean (he sloobied my gooby).

Fuckiglng kek you little britbong. I spent summer in your country. Cambridge. LOVELY fuckin town.

who was president during this time b, alan arthur?

He McGoobed your Dee?

Ya know m8, the greatest fighters of all time, to ever have walked the earth, have all lost fights(not saying I'm one of them, although a lot of people would say I am). It's a fight, afterall. It doesn't always go your way, even if you are the better fighter.

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Cambridge is a hell of a town defo in the top 10 p4p towns

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>FREEZE! GET ON THE GR-
>Oh it's THE Ciryl Gane. What a Bon Gamin.

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>"Go for the leglock"
>"Are you sure, Mr. Bogdanoff?"

Bisping's whole "OMG heckin' one-eyed badass" schtick is so overhyped. My optometrist says I'm essentially blind in one eye but I can still see almost everything in my field of view with perfect clarity. Oliveira unironically has worse eyesight than Pissbing.

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Just keep that same energy if we're ever in the same vicinity.

Yeah? He would still knock your ass out!

Not true. I'm Kelvin Gastelum.

But not his dick

twitter.com/CuntFighting/status/1511851774998716419

wtf why are they so high level? is this what the average heem user would look like in a fight

Fat ass!

Unlikely, I have an iron gigachad chin. Plus he gets dropped every fight (despite reminding everyone that a fighter sucks because they "get hit" lol)

How come some guys are named dick?

I was in Sydney last week. Fingered some slag with disgusting sun damaged skin (looked like a shrivelled up grape). Where were you?

Bisping literally has a glass eye and pops it out.

You now realize that Kelvin Gastelum is intentionally fat because he's a real one who would rather fight in a division where everyone is bigger than him than fight at welterweight.
>b-but he fought at welterweight before!
He got realer as he aged.

short for dickard

Then why was he trying to move back down to WW just recently?

You now realize that Kelvin Gastelum is intentionally fat because he's lazy and eats mexican beans.
>b-but he fought at welterweight before!
He got fatter as he aged.

Momentary lapse of real oneness. Happens to the best of em.

Both guys clearly train. The dude in blue went to the McGregor school of kickboxing, though, 'cause he can't check shit.

beans are based

I like Leon Edwards.

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Okay beaner

Fuck Dana

youre the one not bloatmaxxing with beans

No you don't

Why is peeC seething about two people being friends with each other?

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Who?

The only thing you are doing is fartmaxxing.

Mad that Khamzat and Till became a more beloved duo than him and Khabib.

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THE Leech is unironically a better opponent than anyone Burns has defeated.
>42 year old flushed Maia
>40 year old flushed Wonderfag
>40 year old flushed Woodley
Leech heems them all.

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Whats the problem with Mexican beans

Khamzatbros????? I thought Burns was a small LW...

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do any fighters fartmaxx?

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He's probably actually mad that he didn't think of making a DC and Khabib show back in the day.

What's he listening to heem?

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>Burns standing straight up and Khamzat not
>Burns closer to the camera
>still gets mogged

probably the voices inside his head

I agree. Put some respect on my boy's name.

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Asian caricature lookin ass

I imagine tony listens to a bunch of random niche shit in his Playlist

Also

God dammit, i paiged all over my till now i have to get some schaub wipes

youtube.com/watch?v=niK4XbcUeww

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