How did the strongest of the kids in the Potter films go on to have the worst career?
How did the strongest of the kids in the Potter films go on to have the worst career?
The only one who got cucked is the ginger what happeend to him
He just acts whenever he wishes on whichever project appeals to him most. I get the impression he'd be perfectly happy to just live off the millions potter made him,
How is she nearly 30 and still gorgeous while Zoomer actresses hit the wall at 21?
Genetics.
You may not like it, but Beauty and the Beast made a billion dollars.
She's unattractive and can't act.
>making money means good
The corporations taught you well little consumer trainee
>revenue is a valid measure of career success within a field
If you wouldn't be an incel neet you wouldn't question that.
Superior Anglo-Saxon genes.
How did the "strongest writer" in the world of children's fiction manage to produce one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
^^^ This. Getting HARVED made her see what was important.
>cucked
He's living the dream you retarded fuck.
>she's plain looking but attractive and can't act
ftfy
She always looked more like an upper class socialite than a desperate actress. Isnt she dating rich fags?
It's genuinely miraculous. If I didn't know better I'd place her around 22/23 tops.
Post pics of her ass.
That was 2017. What's she done since?
>Harvey gets busted
>career instantly dies
You guys do realize that if someone had the presence of mind to just take their profits and put them in some hedge fund and vanguard accounts (the sort that just give 2% per month or something), these kids probably never, ever, ever, ever have to work again in their lives right?
Why the fuck would you "work" if you had that. Acting is "work". You literally go to places, have to stay there in front of lights and cameras and do as you are told, its not roleplaying games.
Honestly, if I had lucked out in something like this, I would never work again. Not to mention you are probably typecast as the character anyway.
Should have released nudes t.bh
How strong is mousey little Emma?
>escaping from the Hollywood Jew with the money before they turn you into a cokefiend hasbeen
>cucked
You are retarded
He literally bought an ice cream truck and just gives ice cream away
Also he was on a Crackle show based on Snatch. I never watched it because I love Snatch and...well, it's Crackle, it's not gonna be any good.
Then again i said the same about Get Shorty on Epix and that was fucking great.
Her peachy little ass is in the middle ground between Stone's big buns and Roberts' ultra tight bum.
The Circle (2017)
Little Women (Dec 2019)
maybe being cucked is dream of that user
I don't get it.
Turns out blowing jews for movie roles isn't a long term substitute for not being an insufferable untalented hypocritical bitch.
I find her at times absurd pomposity curiously endearing, it's cute how she tries to be an intellectual feminist, and yet comes across as very meek.
On the other hand she's this cute, eager to please bimbo doll.
nice. big bad harv is a lucky guy to pound that
the circle was godawful
lads
she became a female supremacist so she was swiftly forgotten
Bimbo Emma is Best Emma.
> Female supremacist.
> Likes men who take charge, is probably a sub.
Yes. It did make a profit though.
shes a crazy feminist bruh
She's a vapid airhead who is a 7/10 at best and thinks people want to hear what she has to say
lol why would they care given they've had enough money for life by age 20
>daniel became an alcoholic
>rupert became a shut in neet
>emma became a crazed feminist
Imagine seeing sexism everywhere. Must be such a crappy life.
BURN THE RICE PAY THE PRICE
Watson is so meek and docile I don't understand how anyone could feel threatened by her, a girl who allowed JLaw to publically humiliate her.
>tfw Harv got to watch JLaw dom Emma with a strapon and you didn't
>Rupert
He become icescream man and starred TV Series
based
Isn't that basically was Watson does, yet everyone on Yea Forums calls her a failure?
Her sudden turn to feminism is a direct defense mechanism for coping with whatever fucked up shit she did for Weinstein. In her mind, being a "hardcore feminist" (she isn't, she isn't crazy enough to sever ties with industries that pay her) is her way of undoing all the degenerate things she did for money.
This is why a lot of female celebrities have issues maintaining stable relationships as well. They are in some form traumatized by selling their bodies to sleazy producers, and for all the glamour and fame, they still feel like used whores from the street. The problem is that they decide to cope rather than accept what they have done and take responsibility. Instead of atoning by doing good, they instead indulge in other delusions.
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