I will never have a gf

haha so true

You must accept the redpill that even if you acquired a gf, you lack the drive to keep her happy or the money to support her.

There is nothing wrong with that.

Neither. I don't leave my flat anymore and don't know anyone in my city

5. Sneed

fucking piece of shit
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There there, user. It’ll be alright. While you may think it might be too late for yourself, I’m sure there’s someone out there who would love to be your gf. However, if you feel so sure and have resigned yourself to this fate as I have, I suggest dedicating 100% of yourself to something that makes you feel accomplished. Take up a hobby, get a pet, put all your effort into your job, and if you don’t like your job, dedicate yourself to finding one that will make you happy. Nothing can beat the feeling of satisfaction knowing that you’re doing exactly what you feel you should be doing. Either way, I wish you well.

>just get a hobby bro. chicks dig a man with passion

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This

A good escort will remove all concern for any of this

90% of these posters are crying because insta thotsbwont look at them

Stop drooling over 9s and 10s and find someone of your own league.

This reminds me: You don't see people reading in public anymore at all, they are either on their phone or listening to their headphones.

Become a well-rounded person: work out, eat healthy, dress well, be clean, develop interests, be social, get a sense of humor.

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dubs and a cute trap will ask you out tomorrow

how do i know what my league is?

>have long term gf
>feel she is slipping away

feels bad

>falling for the jewpussy meme
Come to the realization that all women like that are stuck up, shallow, ugly, diseased whores who only look good with 3 1/2 lbs of makeup in photoshopped pictures taken at ideal angles with perfect lighting. I genuinely don't find either of them attractive as a potential partner. As a hypothetical fuck, sure, but they look extremely narcissistic and slutty. Look for sweet and cute girls who have some modesty. They're often every bit as pretty if you take the time to take a good look, but even more often overlooked because they don't dress like whores and cake on makeup every day. If you can't see this then you're going to have problems in every aspect of life, not just women. The irony is that being shallow will inevitably draw you to fake, ugly women. You have to learn to tell the difference between clothes and makeup vs actual beauty, but women are experts at tricking men into getting these things mixed up. Are you smarter than a woman?Realize girls like the one on the left do not exist without makeup, good lighting, photoshop and camera angles, you're getting butthurt over an illusion. The reality is that most women without makeup or any of the other tricks they use to get male attention just look like effeminate prepubescent boys, if you saw those same girls irl no makeup in natural lighting I have a feeling you'd be less than impressed.

basado

Its overrated, you get a few really really good days early on but then it goes sour. Women can't let themselves or anyone else be happy for too long.

That's actually untrue, people always have books on public transit. I know I'm a peasant Also a lot of people are reading books on their phones.

who's this cutie

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BASED

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>Off-topic

Into the trash it goes

In which country do you live?

REMINDER WOMEN ARE NOT PEOPLE

Based and grammar-pilled.

sorry, I am not a native speaker. What was my mistake?

>this is what normies actually believe

Also forgot the first few steps
>Be born with good parents
>Don't have early set social anxiety or any other kind of debilitating mentall block
It's really simple I wonder why people aren't having sex 32 times a day

I'm on 2 and 4 personally. I miss her so much bros, she was my dream girl

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Unironically, how much more work does my physique need before I can approach a woman or even consider myself worthy of sex? I’m tired of being a virgin.

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How long?

Women don't care about muscles as much as gay men do and your body is way above the level needed to get laid

A least 8 more years at minimum bro, sorry

>Stuck on an ex

A little

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depends on how tall you are and how ugly you are

Source?

6ft, fairly ugly

face is 70-80% of the game. If you are not a real skeleton or obese, your body doesn't matter that much.

>blaming your parents for being a failure
oofers
>social anxiety
Easily fixed with simple exposure therapy. You won't get better without putting in the required effort.

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Life is not about the chicks ya dingus

9 years ;_;

No, quite the opposite. You avoided a mistake that most native speakers often make. Keep up the good work, user.

This. Literally the only thing I miss about my ex is my head in her lap thing she used like. In retrospect, she was a genuinely awful person and I'm glad she's gone.

In other words, waste your life just to impress someone else? No thanks. I'm living my life my way and if a girl likes me this way ok, if not she can fuck herself

>5. Nobody knows I exist

That's really long, i was with my gf for 4 years and we broke up 3 months ago. Still feels weird.

oh, ok. Thanks

uhh thats really messsd up desu

whomst

None at all but asking this question at all means your mental issues are what’s keeping you from getting a girl and not your body

>tfw she looks better than my 2D anime waifus
Why is this allowed

what if I utterly lack a social life?

chad does not do any of this

You're fucked chief. Just make sure you're mentally prepared for the break up. It's the best you can do after 9 years. Women are never truly happy with anyone.

honestly you should be able to have at least some sex at this point.

How can you tell?

you’re fine. the proper way to type that sentence would be: country? which you live?

taftaj

They do if youre not physically attractive. The more barbaric they are nigress or latina the more they care because theyre closer to cave people than white folks. In their culture might makes right. So the more abusive intimidating folks the more submissive they become amd more loyal.

Are you me from 6 months ago?

He is probably just a nice person and gets friendzoned everytime

What if I'm all 4 at the same time?

No no no no no. The proper syntax is: live country¿

>be social

It becomes really really hard to find friends past a certain age. I had a medium sized circle of friends all throughout school and the first years of uni and after that it became impossible.

>9 years
>no kids
whatd you expect?

Have sneed

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>mfw I'm in 7-8 league but only look for chicks who are 8-10

BUT WHAT ABOUT MY WINNING PERSONALITY?!?!

NOBODY in relationships does any of this, literally nobody who is in a relationship right now did “self improvement” to get their relationship, they just stumbled into it like normal people do with everything.

Nobody has a clue why they find a certain person attractive, they just do and then they invent a rationalization after the fact. Relationships are not that complicated, if you put two people of somewhat equal attractiveness around each other often enough they’ll probably end up ducking. That’s the way it works, that’s why relationships often start through friend groups and the workplace.

Your problem, if you’ve never been in a relationship are as follows: You have poor social skills and you actively avoid social situations. That’s it, literally every obese dumbfuck I’ve lived near in my entire life has been able to get a relationship, I only know ONE guy who’s never had a girlfriend and he literally had social anxiety and didn’t leave his room. Not joking. Self improvement might increase the quality of girl you get, so in that sense it’s worth it, but saying you need to do anything but be a living, breathing human being to get into a relationship is fucking laughable. It’s called the mere exposure effect, and I’ve seen it work for the fattest, dumbest, ugliest fuckups on earth who have several children.

go shoot a wallmart

cheers user

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>No, quite the opposite. You avoided a mistake that most native speakers often make. Keep up the good work, user.
the more common "what country" would be perfectly correct though

Too fat brah

my nigro

What did you do to get over it? Or somehow get back on track?

My gf has been really annoying me lately. She's gained weight too. Thinking about dumping her for this hotter chick who's already said she'd be down to fuck me, but I held back because I'm a faithful man.

But none of those four apply to me, I'm just a social retard and when combined with how women are like, its a guarantee that I am forever alone

>tfw no Rey gf

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This is a russian q.t thot

If, “What country?” is the entire sentience, in this context, I think the use of the word “which” would be more grammatically correct. For vernacular, though, that is acceptable.

One time a guy asked for my number. Does that mean I have a chance with women? If I accidentally give off gay vibes then maybe women will see me like a challenge and go after me

You'd be making a classic mistake and entering a relationship that is likely to be just as bad if not worse, but that's only based on statistical evidence, user.

When all reason fails, let your dick be your guide.

This. 9 years and no ring or kids? You're a fuckin' retard and she's wasted 9 reproductive years on you, she only has about 35-40. That's 108 perfectly good eggs wasted. She has a right to be dissatisfied.

But no one wants me dickhead