How will they get Mjolnir back?

How will they get Mjolnir back?

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man her hairline has changed since she was bald

Didn't you watch endgame? They stole it from past THOR. Makes no sense, I know

by putting it in my ass haha

Cap put it back

look at that pit pusy bros

Why is her head so massive?

damn shes been in the game too long. fucking geriatric

why did you fcuking faggots give me a pit fetish

god please no

they probably went back to the giant planet or whatever and were able to make a new one whilst saving the last giant

What do you call this head shape?

the to intelligent for capeshit

Will capeshit finally die now that 50% of the heroes are women?

Thor brought the small hammer from the alternate universe in End Game. If they don't reforge the hammer in the movie, they'll probably lean into the idea that several of phase 4 and phase 5 entries seem to be hinting at. That the MCU will be a full blown Multiverse with things crossing over and happening differently across countless incarnations of the characters.

cap put the hammer back in its original timeline dumbo
didnt you watch until the end?

they all go to nidavellir because thor somehow wants a new mjolnir made because stormbreaker gets broken in a storm or something idk it's like poetry it rhymes
when big man tyrion forges the new hammer thor is surprised he can't lift it
dieter pinklage says "if you can't lift it then no man can"
hershlag suddenly shows up and says "I AM NO MAN" and lifts it as with a flash of lightning she gets sexy armor and big boobs

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bravo nolan

>Let's cast a Jewish woman as a Nordic God!
>YEAS! DRUMPF WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS ONE! WOOAH HAHAHAHA!!!

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WALL STATUS: HIT

How did he put the red stuff back into hershlag?

wait they're making more capeshit?
i thought iwas done?

time travel

Why's her hairline like that?

THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER

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Larson is also jewish, she has a squarehead. Germans kicked her kind out in the 1830-60, they settled mostly in the US.

She's old. She hit the wall a while back.
Padme was peak Portman.

Don't fight it

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She looks absolutely hideous in this photo

>hammer back in its original timeline
Then the hammer meets the glorious Hela.

>people who own they movie industry cast their own
Whoa stop the fucking presses. Maybe wh*toids should take a lesson from this and learn some racial integrity

with his dick
but most likely that injector that Rocket had.

Natalie portman is 38 years old, whose idea was it to make her thor? I bet it'll only last for the movie. No way she can carry a franchise for ten years

they fucked up so hard with this casting

they should have got someone young and vital to play female thor, someone built like a female athlete.
I know Jane was already cast but they didn't have to use Jane in this universe.

They get all the men to bulk up and then when its a womens turn suddenly mucles don't matter, its magic you incels! I didn't see anyone castiing a skinny lanklet to play thor. It might be magical, but the muscles sell it and something being used a lot at max output would still pick up a muscular appearance

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I'd rather they put it in and out of Natalie's ass

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10000 percent if female thor was a muscular scandinavian looking woman and the movie was about how she got hold of the hammer and started starting going by he name Thor inspired by the original one it would just feel right

no, what we need is a tiny brown old skinny jewish woman

wait so she was in the thor movies as thors love interest and now she's going to play thor? is this even set in the same universe?

So how the fuck is this going to work? Is she just going to be Jane again and is suddenly worthy of the hammer or are they hoping everyone forgot and are just straight up retconning her existance in the MCU?

>new captain america is affirmative action
>new iron(wo)man is a woman
>new thor is a woman

None of these would be unbearable if they had any foundation on what came before. Cap was Cap because of his ideals and super serum. Tony was Ironman because he was a scientific super genius and rich. Thor was Thor because he was Son of Odin and a literal god. Now Cap is just some dude with fake wings. Iron(wo)man is some chick in a suit Tony built for her. Jane is Thor pretty much because they said so.

marvel knows their fans are mouth breathers and they treat them as such. like how jeff bridges was in iron man then he voiced ultron, wouldn't tony stark recognize his voice?

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james spader voiced ultron

I know it's bait. But I'm going to reply anyway, because you're disrespecting James Spader.
James Spader voiced Ultron, dumbass.

Jaimie Alexander would have been a better pick at least.

They'll do like Force awakens, reay has Luke's lightsaber although it was lost on Bespin. No explanation because the girls watching these movies didn't even think about it

She's looking more and more like Woody Allen.

>padded bra
women are pathetic

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Peter Mchugelage will make a replica
Then another to give to Beta-Ray Bill
movie ends with BRB and Hershlag putting Thor down and declaring themselves a couple of diversity

>giant
He was a dwarf you pleb, it was even the same dwarf that made mjollnir in Norse mythology

those were actual dwarfs though
in the MCU they are giants who call themselves dwarfs
which means calling them both dwarfs and giants valid

Damn she hit the wall going 300mph