/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Weird Homeless Uncle Edition

>Lap:
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>Countdown to the Daniel Ricciardo exposion in his home country
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>Previous thread:
>/f1/ Essentials:
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>WDC Standings:
LEC: 45 (+19)
SAI: 33 (+15)
VER: 25 (+25)
RUS: 22 (+10)
HAM: 16 (+1)

>WCC Standings:
Ferrari: 78 (+34)
Mercedes: 38 (+11)
Red Bull: 37 (+37)
Alpine: 16 (+8)
Haas: 12 (+2)

>WEC Standings:
RIC: 122.45 (+47.62)
HAM: 106.45 (+82.44)
LAT: 101.14 (+63.39)

>News:
Seb aliv in Kangaroo land
Australia new track out layout feels like one massive straight.
"Shits fucked" - Mercedes

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gimi

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Choose motorsports. Choose f1. Choose a team. Choose a fucking expensive cable package, choose favorite driver, car, track layout and race start time. Choose good snacks, low cholesterol, and drink water. Choose an opinion. Choose a gimi. Choose a place to post them to. Choose whos thread splitting faggots thread to post to. Choose waking up for the race and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing MWL's, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up posts you spawned to a kazakhtani fishing forum. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got /f1/?

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gimi

>That gut and gyno
What is Hanna feeding him?

Is am/pm an american thing, this some euro cunt's joke that merica cunts don't get?

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You just gotta rangeban germany. You just have to.

>Migg and Robert Irwin met up

I don't know how to handle this feel bros

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If you told me they were siblings. Id actually believe it

pm = after 12 pm
am = before 12 am
Simple as

Now that's what I call COMFY

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why do we allow aussies to host sports

ah yes, sons of nepotism both with fathers who died in a way that make me say KWAB

Why? They gave us Wagner, Goethe and mauser

>LOOK BOTH OF THEIR DADS ARE FUCKING DEAD POSE FOR THE CAMERA LOL
Would feel bad for mick if he wasn't such a shitter.

Happy Birthday WAGlad
>actually remembered

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amx

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It's still retarded as fuck how it goes 11am -> 12pm -> 1pm

gimi

Mogged

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Most of the world uses 24 hour standard

Mansell got a mullet

I'm gonna watch this race as drunk as Gimi in party mode

Nice one you got a comfy one. My company gives us a Friday off once a month and that day off occurs this week. (Theyre testing out a 4 day work week). I can stay up all night now excited for it for FP1, FP2, Quali and Race. Big up the Japs for saving me as they theorized 4 day work weeks

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We don't use it here. Seeing another European flag post am/pm is like seeing an American flag post lad or mate. I obviously do know how to use it, but I think it's stupid. Like how Charles sees himself after he crashes.

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Sure but if you can't understand AM/PM you might be retarded

Underated

amd amx

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I will be joining you Huebro, all the races are super early in our side of the world so I feel like a degenerate if I watch it drunk

Supercars is in 2 and half bings

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>8am Formula 1
>11am-2pm SBK
>4pm-8pm MotoGP
Kino weekend

>It's SHITE being a Williams driver! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the Mercedes. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Nicholas, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

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SOVL
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THE SHORT KING, THE GOAT

brought donuts for everyone midnight posting

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AMC AMX

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As someone that goes to sleep at around 05:00 AM everyday 02:00 AM is absolutely the best time to watch a race, Australia and Japan are top comfy and I wish we had more like those two. It's hard to wake up early for european races at 10:00 AM

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streams are free though, stopped reading there

No, it's not.

What is retarded is calling 1:00PM "13 o clock" lol

"Yeah I'll meet you at 1" vs "Um, I will arrive at thirteen-hundred and fifty!"

There is no comparison

On the brightside UK bros. Ik some of us have to endure 6am wakeups but this is 1 out of 2 races we have to endure 6am wakeups next one is Suzuka

whats MWL

Must be hard to be the worst driver on the grid. Bet he misses mazepin

Mijn Witte Lul

>sebastian Vettel: (shout out aloud seeing a dead team) Fuckin' say something?
>sebatian Vettel [shout out aloud seeing a dead team] Fuckin' say something?

Dream. Laugh. Reach for the stars.

Merceces skinny wing ftw

>One thousand years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just /f1/. Sounds great to me.

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some more Japanese kino

How badly are Merc going to shit the bed this weekend

They also gave us Schwab, Merkel and Vettel

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This photo looks so forced

gimi

wees niet gemeen

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WE'RE IN HERE

Ferrari 250GTO. Last car sold for $4 million dollars one of them owned by Lawrence Strulovich. Kino car

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What have my deranged compatriots done this time?

>119145201

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Thanks fren!

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YES WE ARE
EXCELLENT OBSERVATION

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They will 1-2.

Just for the simple fact everyone in the world has just written them out. They will come back. I wonder if this spending cap is even real. How does F1 know how much money you're throwing at the car? What if Mercedes has a secret operation in Germany or Brazil or in some island where they can track test stuff? I'm thinking Batman superplex or something like that.

Thanks fren!

I agree.

Do you think the bed will be the next place where the flip poops? kinda hard to top the sandwich one