heemvious
/heem/ - megan edition
Jackson Young
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Wyatt Hill
Fuck you khabib
Grayson Robinson
fuck cormier and fuck usman(I*ER)
David Turner
Meeeeeeeeeegan!
Jason Moore
beast of a thread b
Leo Walker
3 days until the clown is beheaded
Daniel Rodriguez
imagine having a neck this thick and getting heemed by a jab
Matthew Foster
based meegan chad op
Adam Kelly
Pantydropper of the Week: Joe Rogan
Birthday: August 11, 1967
Height: 5′8″ -ish??
Weight: No friggin’ clue
Beth’s View
Doability – Yes, I would like to hit that please. Funny men make me want to drop my pants faster than George Michael in a public bathroom.
Perceived Skills – can grill a steak like nobodies business, extensive knowledge of sexual positions and their proper names, can roll a tightly packed yet very smokable joint in under 2 minutes
Imagined Dream Date – We go “off the grid” for a week in the Colorado wilderness. Joe goes out to forage meat while I stay back and tend camp. After killing a bear, we eat like kings and bathe in the blood of the kill. Our baser instincts get the best of us and we begin to communicate using grunts and clicks.
Long Term Relationship Potential – I forsee a long life filled with oodles of laughter and lots of recreational marijuana use. Sigh.
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – As Big John says, “Let’s get it on!”
Donna’s View
Doability – Are you kidding? Funny, smart, and hot. The only thing that could make him more appealing is if he craps flawless diamonds.
Perceived Skills – Encyclopedic library of porn, installing hardwood floors, cunning master linguist (think about it…..).
Imagined Dream Date – Quiet dinner at a bar where we drink some beers and discuss capitalism’s effect on the American working class family. Then we go back to my place and go at it like Joey Chestnut at an all you can eat buffet.
Long Term Relationship Potential – We’d be like Ward and June Cleaver. I’ll do all the cooking and cleaning, he’ll be a little hard on the Beaver…
Panty Dropper Rating – 5 – As Big John says, “Let’s get it on!”
Mason Fisher
Why did he act like he's significantly taller than Faber?
Kayden Carter
why the fuck wont stipe just fight again?
Nicholas King
Shut the fuck up
Caleb Jackson
felder has been looking really rough lately
Jose Allen
Jace Sullivan
>Wake up Gilbert brazza, it's over
Robert Sanders
we';re watching the premiere right?
Brody Fisher
>passion for the sport reignited
>training with one of the best in the game
>not looking fat in the face anymore
>not even 30 yet
ONE LAST RUN TOILETBROS
Anthony Sanchez
shoulda used one of her new bog pics
Josiah Young
so this is the power of meme exercises and expensive camps
Hunter Bailey
Huh?
Grayson Morales
can it really be bog if she's just slapping filters on?
Carter Fisher
I…..it’s over
Blake Price
joe slings hawlg b
Chase Rivera
Isaiah Lee
Honestly at this point he should just move to Sweden and train at All Stars permanently, he's too comfortable at Team Kaobon
Gabriel Davis
>the incels are suddenly filled with rage
Hunter Peterson
mma journos are the worst for this shit. most fighters aren't really that controversial and are kind of boring even so they always do this shit to get clicks
Evan Martinez
Adam Wright
new megan drop
David Ward
>Height: 5′8″ -ish??
Maybe in stilettoes
Xavier Phillips
Megan anderson is ugly and built like a man
James Carter
Aw didn't know, thanks b
Lucas Lee
few more runs at least mate
he has
Ryan Bell
crazy to me how adesanya has all of the elements needed to be a superstar but he isn't because he is wholly unlikeable
Dominic Johnson
i just flipped the switch
*flip flip*
Asher Hughes
Who is the kirby of MMA?
Mason Brooks
there's a reason you think that and its not based on reality
Brayden Perez
and?
Jacob Miller
rare footage of yan actually mogging another "grown" man
Luis Bennett
>30 year old fully grown adult male
Leo Diaz
johny hendricks
Connor Russell
idk man i still like her new look. also i dont see her beauty mark on her face any more
Zachary Baker
ooh yeah
Jace Brown
kelvin fatstelum
Daniel Reyes
what's the max height and weight of a normal untrained guy that Yan could realistically KO or beat the shit out of?
Mason Lewis
what a goofy lmao
Leo Brooks
>all of the elements needed to be a superstar
he really doesn't
Aiden Jackson
you're welcome b
Aaron Bennett
Daniel Morales
would an incel jack off to megan every night using a hyper-realistic 20 lbs silicone pussy and ass fleshlight set up?
Josiah Edwards
>it's all part of the story...
Michael Clark
damn, forgot pic
Bentley Flores
why is he called borz
Ryan Torres
Paddy "The Fatty" Pimblett
James Gutierrez
thats one of her best pics, ngl (no face)
Hunter Brown
Chechen word for 'wolf'
Christian Green
> one of the best strikers in the ufc
> does meme dances and stunts that should appeal to normies
> panders to normies ("uhh joe rogan is actually a good goy")
Blake Mitchell
"The name Borz is an umbrella term applied to all improvised submachine guns produced during the years of independence of the Chechen Republic of Ichkeria. It was produced in small numbers from 1992 to 1999. The initial model was based on the Armenian K6-92, which in turn was based on the PPS submachine gun. Wikipedia"
Jacob Kelly
he wasn't heemed
Colton Brown
I'd say no more than 6' and 170-75ish out of shape chin up in the air man without any experience.
Nolan Wright
wolf in chechen i believe
Landon Howard
>one of the best strikers in the ufc
loooooooool
Alexander Thomas
sumsing not right wid dis foto brazza sumsing haram I can feel it
Jaxson White
-ACK
Ethan Sanders
he'd be a star if he could actually put on an exciting fight
Brayden Baker
I can't tell which of his pics are real and which ones are edited anymore
Hunter Turner
prove how he isn't without providing a meme answer
Leo Sanchez
jizzy makes wonderboy look like a brawler. Biggest snooze fighter in all of mma.
Andrew Watson
>replying to the seething finlet
Easton Jenkins
b i g g
r i g g
Dominic Gomez
Really? I mean Yan is probably like 5'6 and probably weighs like 150 or 160 out of camp I figure he could maybe go a little taller/heavier but then again all the bigger guy has to do is just lay on him so maybe I'm wrong
Jace Hughes
gm3 bros i'm not gonna lie this week has been rough. hopefully gilbert gets done worse so we don't have to be the highlight anymore
Nicholas Gomez
kelvin
Blake Thomas
kek, if Yan doesn't decapitate him saturday
Gavin Sullivan
did you seriously pick the fighting aspect as his selling point?
Austin Jenkins
He could definitely beat the shit out of someone much bigger
Michael Roberts
jan outstruck him
Ryder Garcia
He wins off points. Realistically if you look at how many fights he’s had vs finishes in comparison to actually good strikers it’s sad. Great example, prime anderson silva. Jizzy is a point fighter, he legitimately wins off leg kicks in over 50% of his fights. He’s an intelligent striker who uses his reach advantage to win fights off points, he’s not a top tier striker - there’s a huge difference.
Grayson Rivera
oh fer sure yan would lose to the average man b
Austin Nelson
still my girl btw
Owen Murphy
>"Paddy 'The Baddy' Pimblett Was 14 Stone After UFC Debut"
He's genuinely above the middleweight limit when he's not fighting
Jason Roberts
no clue, probably depends on the individual. he'd probably struggle against 195+ 6'0 people if they're athletic but he'd still probably sub most individuals, he's probably not knocking out any big dudes. 50+ lbs is a massive difference. yan is a really good fighter tho, in terms of people that would Ko or beat the shit out of HIM? probably none. even if he wouldn't be knocking them out it'd probably be hard to hit him clean as an untrained person
Ethan Murphy
Great poster
Adrian Ramirez
luke is a racist
Grayson Torres
>the lanklet cope of thinking manlet fighters wouldn't wreck their bussy in a street fight
good luck with that b
Angel Morris
still my ONE girl btw
William Wilson
her bunda looked magnificent in her ufc debut. Idk what it is about Asian girls with fat asses, but i immediately girled her after that fight.
Josiah Robinson
he's one of the best strikers but he's also one of the most boring strikers
Matthew Scott
pre romero: duuude he's like a real life freakin anime character
post romero: "t-that's not how i wanted this fight to go i try to put on a show for you guys.."
Chase Rogers
Relies too much on the fact that most fighters are headhunting retards whom he has over 4 inches in height and 7 in reach of advantage, so he can comfortably legkick them without the need to be extracareful, and he has zero problems fighting in the pocket because nobody knows a way to close distance other than blitzing chin first against him. Other than that put him against a competent striker whom he doesn't hold a physical advantage and he gets outpointed or plainly KO'd (Belgarui being the only exception).
Camden Wood
he's the truest definition of pitter patter point fighter shitter and it would be ok if he didn't have an ungodly amount of kickboxing experience and didn't tower on 3/4 of the roster, seriously for his frame, range and fight time he should blast through people yet you always see him on the backfoot kicking legs and getting away with it because he is so tall that leaning back is a viable defensive method in his division
Cameron Powell
USADA really heemed my boy Johny
Bentley Cooper
in what world is this gilbert burns?
Logan Watson
should have seen it in her invicta fight. absolute dump truck
Liam Butler
I always root against black fighters, not because im racist, i just don't like them
Robert Allen
Careful what you say about Izzy boys
Dylan Thompson
hendricks kinda looks like a fatter version of askren in that picture
Brandon Ortiz
I was thinking of him being on the 135 lbs limit, but walk-around weight (I don't know how much does he weigh out of camp) I concede he might beat bigger guys.
Carson Smith
pissrael
Isaiah Rodriguez
if you dont like black fighters as a whole based only on blackness, that's racism tho. might wanna rethink that logic
Aiden Bennett
You're misconstruing entertainment value for proficiency. He is one of the best strikers in the UFC, him not being as entertaining as he is could be a factor as to why he isn't as big a star as he should be
Landon Peterson
I need somebody to heeeem
Somebody to touuch
Somebody to beat
You cans are never enough
I make your face bleeeed
Gabriel Adams
volk looks more like mcgregor than himself kek. probably did that on purpose
Anthony Powell
You guys are delusional if you think yan would have a difficult time beating the shit out of any untrained, inexperienced man regardless of size. Pretty much anyone in the UFC would, let alone a championship caliber fighter. The fact that he's a manlet will just make it more embarrassing, not more difficult.
Isaiah Cruz
when did i say that it was based on blackness? its based on how they all are lazy and take a victim mentality while leaching off society, the fighters in the ufc mma do.
James Wilson
what do you think you're proving here?
Nicholas Rogers
there are posters on heem right now that spam reports on any post they dont like. how fucking sad must these fuccbois be
Josiah Collins
you coping
Christian Allen
naw huge size differences make it hard. like the normies aren't going to fuck a fighter up but if someone is 100 pounds bigger than Yan then Yan isn't going to do much to him either
Josiah Richardson
its mostly dem nigguhz
Julian Ortiz
I doubt colbert is on PEDs. I dont think anyone on PEDs call out others for being on peds.
Samuel Ward
talmbout calendar?
Cooper King
try not to break the rules next time buddy
Ryder Hernandez
i do that because it's funny
Dominic Foster
Christ, what a cope. You think you're listing reasons as to why he's bad but you're inadvertently writing his strengths. Incredible copethink
Blake Lopez
You should keep in mind that for a 260lbs untrained man, weight is more of a drawback than an advantage. Unless he accidentally falls on Yan he's getting his shit kicked in. Also chins don't really scale with weight
Dominic Edwards
No, using your inherent reach advantage to land leg kicks that don’t even effect the fight for POINTS isn’t a sign of skill. It’s a sign of manipulated the score system in your favor to retain the title. A good striker has great defense, footwork and offense - jizzy doesn’t have great offense. Knocking out someone like Paulo or Fatselum after 100+ kickboxing matches at 6’4 isn’t a sign of being a great striker. Basically what you’re saying is you can be a great striker without having the ability to consistently finish good to great fighters, it’s a complete juxtaposition of reality.
Sebastian Scott
>I dont think anyone on PEDs call out others for being on peds.
lol
Eli Barnes
oh, you're snitchin' now?
Liam Lee
Volk is gonna get brutally heemed with additional anal fisting.
Tyler King
If Yan ever stepped to me he'd get heemed.
Ryan Nguyen
I never said that he was entertaining. But nothing you've said here is an argument against his objective striking abilities. You're arguing against a strawman b
Gabriel Turner
please tell me you don't actually believe this
Aaron Edwards
Owen Thompson
Im right here bro, so whats up?
Lincoln Gray
>I dont think anyone on PEDs call out others for being on peds
that comes directly from the donald trump playbook
>get accused of something
>accuse the opposition of doing the same thing
>later admit to doing the thing subtly so there is no backlash while chastising the opposition for doing it still
beyond that, that makes no sense. they're all on steroids no matter what they say. believing anything else is just stupid. they're all juiced and usada is in on it
Adrian Harris
I think we'd all heem him
Gavin Nelson
Evan Hughes
prolly not but that'd be funny