What would you do if you had The Mask for a day?

What would you do if you had The Mask for a day?

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Kill black people

Kill white people

Rape

My sister

Run around Chicago saying the n word

Do my taxes.

Id arrest trump

Express my love for Halloween

No one could stop me from saying sneed

collect backpay

rape
more rape

Chick chicky boom

Rob banks.

like napoleon.... divide and conquer

Beg to be stopped.

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Rape is the obvious answer and the one I'm gonna go with

if i wear the mask will i have control?
i thought it brought out your most secret desires...

But the rape of whom, Anons?

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What's up with all the Mask spam lately? Did it show up on normalfag Netflix or something?

>Why the mask spam?
Cause I GOTTA

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I found my VHS copy of it and made duplicates of it for all my work buddies so it's kinda the talk around the place now heheheheh.

Kill green people

It's a forced meme to combat sneed. I haven't seen this movie in 20 years, so I don't even remember what the mask actually does.

truth be told, I post sneed and the mask

>It's a forced meme to combat sneed

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>muh sneed
Only sneedfags care about some internet civil war, maskchads just post good shit

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this

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i would do normal day shit like mowing your grass and running errands
imagine how fun it would be with ridiculous reality warping powers

have sex

nanking

if i could upload files i would of the mask but i can't so i stick with sneed

it’s free with amazon prime

Totally this.

cause circuit breakers on every market

I'm willing to bet most of the Maskposters weren't even born when the first film came out.

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>HEY SNEED, FEED *THIS* [yehyehyehyeh]

Say the N word

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Crash plane with no survivors

This is god's punishment to an apostate society

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consensual sex

Is that mark zuckerberg?

mark wishes he had this kind of power

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Can you even control your actions while wearing the Mask?
I always thought it was like being on acid

>ywn fuck prime jim carrey
why even live

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When are you fags going to admit this is a forced meme and go back to baneposting?

Salvo was inspired by the greats

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why would he have a framed picture of himself on the wall

LOKI?

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In the Salvo cinematic universe the Jim Carrey Mask movie actually exists, the lore is pretty complex

is it like Inception?

it's far more complex.

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>breaking the fourth wall
far too intellectual for me

Based
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What is with this guy and hinging his jaw weirdly? Jim only did it a couple of times and it didn't look like he was having an epileptic seizure while masturbating.

he doesn't look mask enough for the mask club.

don't talk shit about the true mask

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I hate these fucking threads. when will this meme die

they say he is less than a god, but more than a king

Robbery, then i would live the rest of my life as a NEET

I would post sneed whenever i want and no one could stop me

>AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT THE MOVIE SCENE IS WACKY QUIRKY AND TOTALLY NOT SELF AWARE YEP ME AND THE DISCORD BUDDIES ARE GONNA SPAM THIS ON Yea Forums THIS WILL REALLY SHOW THOSE MEAN SNEEDPOSTERS

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imagining your heavy, jiggling frame shaking as you type this with tears rolling down your chins, red with rage

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COPEPOST
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU SEETHE

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That sketch is too well crafted to be mocking. Saved.