Watching some kino

Why havent you shot one of the sows with your compound bow user

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they must be feeding

But on what?

>watching movie in bed
>see spot on the ceiling moving at lightning speed
>turn on the lights
>nothing
>be uncomfortable and paranoid for the rest of the evening

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Don't.

>watch kino
>duck quacks far away
>cue 20 minutes of Great Pyrenee girl barking
I love you but please shut the fuck up when I'm watching a movie

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I know it's difficult for you disgusting Europeans to understand, as you all but annihilated your wildlife, but we have this thing called "vast stretches of wilderness" in this country that are still inhabited with native fauna. SHOCKING isn't it. Fucking garbage Eurotrash.

I thought house centipedes were the creepiest thing in my house until last summer

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Haha nice twitter meme sir.

they're not native though

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Jesus Christ the absolute horror

I was telling my friend while we were riding in his truck this morning about how the riverbed had been replaced with cobblestones in Prague, and how 1000 years ago giant taimen probably spawned in the river there. We can never let shit like that happen to the new world

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seed

these guys are based, leave them be

Fuck you I'll hunt and squash them as much as I can

These are in my basement a lot, but their population has died down down there. They’re not that bad when they’re not big.

>tfw pigs are more intelligent than the smartest breeds of dogs
>tfw no movies where the protag has a pig companion

>only 30-50 feral hogs

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time to call Hog the bounty hunter ™

Charlotte's Web

a feral hog just flew over my house

No, but they are a pest in some rural areas.

Where would one acquire such seed? Is there a specialized store?

Neither are humans of any kind, but that doesn't stop people from using the term. They've been here long enough and they make for excellent hunting, so the point still stands.

ur 2 sloooow

I'm actually laughing pretty hard at this situation OP.

How loud are they? How loud can feral hogs even get? Can you vocaroo them or something?

Yeah America is filled with pigs....and there's wild hogs too!

I lived in Prague for 10 years and never heard shit about cobblestones in the vltava. The fuck you on about?

So humans aren't natives of earth? Holy shit Mr alien

>gates
>stopping hogs

Good joke

>Watching some kino
>The 30-50 feral wetbacks in the yard keep making a racket

>watching kino
>moose making a ruckus in the back
>loose an arrow and continue watching kino

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LE UPBOATED FRLLOW REDDITOR XD

youtube.com/watch?v=ZL5ab3u6T_k

Faggot euros will never know the joy of waking at 5 in morning and hauling your sack of deer corn out to your field. Then rolling a fat joint, slowly loading your 10 round magazine with three oh eight (gods caliber), and resting your AR10 with adjustable bipod on your lap while slowly rocking back and forth enjoying nature. When the hogs come you just pick a nice looking one for lunch. Don't forget to wear protective equipment when skinning them.

Dumb faggot, you surely know that I was referring to this continent.

Seething drumpftard

found a huge dragonfly moulting outside

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Hog meat is shitty

Let clarify for you. A river bed is supposed to comprised of alluvials and rocks, not masonry

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Feral hogs are invasive niggeranimals that destroy ecosystems.

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>nothin personnel

ya they should have it here

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>niggeranimals
redundant

yuropoors will never know this feeling

post more hunting kino

Yes, which is why every hunter should take advantage of hog season.

weird way of saying yes

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What makes Europeans native to Europe then?

he's a big fly

>Neither are humans of any kind
Injuns have been here a lot longer than the 400 or so years domestic pigs have

He said humans, though.

UUUU

And it's free bacon essentially.

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Yeah whites are aliens

It's just a type of cricket, pussy.

Typical Eurotrash, comparing beautiful wilderness to wasteland. You truly are garbage people.

This dude gets it.

I know you're trying to be cheeky, so we'll wrap this one up in nice packaging: As being born in Europe makes you a native of Europe, so being born in North America makes one a native. That being said, you Eurotrash are the descendants of invaders to the continent you live on, does that make you an invasive species?

this is now a comfy LOST thread.

So?

shoot a couple from your window, the rest will fuck off for a while. the meat will be tender when the kino is finished

Just get a leopard.

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youtu.be/WQ1bLQ9bI9k
youtu.be/jrKGytO9o1E
youtu.be/byChkCfZqbE
youtu.be/xiHmYsyVniE

THE WOMEN... AND THE CHILDREN TOO

>eating hog meat

Fucking disgusting.

I caught one of these things with a paper towel once, but when I went to look at it, it slipped out and ran off leaving 20 legs behind on paper towel. They wriggled for a good 5 seconds after

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Yeah i'd like to see you try you slow ass faggot

Go back to eating your goat, sardines, and fermented cabbage then.

Anyone got that post where user talks about his hunting trip where his friend brought his pet cougar and said it basically felt like cheating? He basically just had to sic the cat loose on a deer and it would drag it back to them.

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there's a reason why hog is cut with deer you larping nigger

The Vltava bed isnt made up of cobblestones you fucking moron

I was playing video games, what's this new 30-50 feral hogs meme?

Why don't dog food companies and zoos offer to clean your property of hogs for the free meat?

>i made up some shit to tell my friend in the truck this morning

doesnt that moana bitch have a pig pal

every continent on earth has hogs a plenty

damn rip to a real one

youtube.com/watch?v=y0ss6gCPNs4

'Mmmm delicious rotten hog' - autistic crocodile

over 30-50?

Anyone have the one with the goose drowning the seagull

How do people get joy out of that?

theguardian.com/world/2019/jul/30/boar-wars-how-wild-hogs-are-trashing-european-cities

thecut.com/2019/07/european-cities-fight-back-against-wild-boar-infestations.html

At least our pigs aren't terrorizing cities, Eurotrash.

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if we really wanted to stop muslim terrorists, every place of importance would have guard pigs

based, yureddit btfo

So what, motherfucker? I still like hog meat and so do plenty of other people, apparently. Enough so that it's a legitimized hunting scenario. What larp? Now go fuck yourself.

Sociopaths and white trash raised to think this is “manly”

I got a duck and a seagull.

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by eating the moose the rest of the year and admiring the antlers

dumbfuck
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peccary

cause the idiots would rather feed their pets the trendy vegan organic pet food

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Where do you live?

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Except white trash love guns, and it's always the anti-gun retards that bow hunt. That guy is most likely some suburbanite snow bird faggot.