"Alright there user"

>I asked for your fucking job not your sexual pastimes

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>I guess one soul destroying job wasn't enough to push you over the edge to kill yourself, aye weeman?

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>Car mechanic? Aye, you know you've failed at life when you're the primary school teacher of mechanics

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Well I actually enjoy it I'll soon have enough to live if off that I never really need to work agian

Where are you from then?

I'm a Medical Microbiologist in the Pharmaceutical industry.

I'm a Janitor on Yea Forums

I do it for free

Hi my names Chuck and I fuck and suck for a living

research assistant in chemical tracers lab

>I see you two must have came together this evening, and last night, and the night before

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No. Microbiology is a totally different division than chemistry.

Damn no reply

Aye, and ya think any fucker else in the audience knew that? There's a reason you were picked on in school ya whiny cunt

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Did you even go to school?

I'm a professional Conservative supporter Frankie.

Sorry, hehe, "my bad"

Business Analyst with KPMG.

>So do you plan on trying to make the whole fucking country as miserable as possible from your mam's basement the rest of your life or do you plan on moving out and being a shit person there too?

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Wow a business major, we don't get many of those

>Business analyst? Why don't you do the world a favour and analyse the best way to kill yourself instead

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Its pays well.

>you know pay doesn't matter that much when you're as dead inside as a hungry Chinaman's dog

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>Selfies aren't allowed during the show, weeman

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I professionally play minecraft on youtube and dlive

>You know back in the day they didn't let paedophiles into my shows

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I’m unemployed, currently living with my parents, I try to stay out of their way so I mainly stay in the basement. I’m thinking of becoming the next Ninja, but after two years now, I’ve managed to amass a following of 11 people on Twitch.

I'm a neet frankie

>I think you two being here has made everyone in the audience a little bit more of a virgin

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This thread is deader than your career.

>Yet it's been more active in two hours than your sex life ever has

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That's not saying much pal