Chelsea vs. Real Madrid - Match Thread 4

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Botes

>mendy

False.

Anime

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but together they are closer than ever

“why always me” - christian pulatelli

Why would Tuchel not start Pulisic in such an important match? Surely he'll be subbed on soon.

VAMOS MADRID, HISTORIA QUE TU HICISTE, HISTORIA POR HACER!

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Pulisic can do better.
Chelsea is done.

Imagine having a full blooded african negro as a goalkeeper. Humiliating.

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anime nonces deserve the gas chamber

>militao
autist

Yejibros. Why is Yeji and Benzema smile so beautiful? They give me hope in this world full of darkness and lies.

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basado

cope

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gif of the shot/save?

Uhh Benzema has retired from the French national team, right?

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Ulreich, Karius, Donnarumma, & now Mendy. Big Baba Benz shows no mercy to keepers in the UCL.

>another Havertz mistake

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ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE CHELS NOW

BRING HIM ON

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fucking ugly chink

who the fuck ever said that Giroud was better than Benzemoro?
el mexicANO

I'm currently posting on 4channel not Yea Forums.

name a more overrated gk than mendy

>chelshit

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So basically, Penaldo is a fraud and anyone could have done what he did at Madrid, right?

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That's called hentai

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Something quite satisfying about watching Chelsea fail. Think it’s imagining all the seething cockney twats

but giroud is cuter

God it's funny that lukaku is permabenched because tuchel refuses to stop playing this 523 shit

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Fuck this I'm going to listen to bladee

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>mount

oblak

>some literally who said it so it's true

If you were here WC 2018 it was the mainstream opinion

anyone seen this man?
please if you have contact the local authorities, 329 million people are looking for him

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>getting destroyed
>let's bring on lukaka

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anime

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burnley everton kino

lukaku is benched cause he's fucking shit

Check the home page

EVERTON GOING DOWN

can't even shitpost on sp because both game are too good

imagine the relief

Yeah he's in the world cup, maybe you can watch him on TV with the Algeria team

people forget they're a soulless oil money club like man city and psg

pulisic playing ??

has back to back hatricks in CL knockouts happened before?

Dyche is unironically better than Simeone

very based

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same
love upset londoners

Why should Tuchel play a man who 1. he didn't ask to be there and 2. doesn't want to be there himself?

so this is one of the best teams of the premier league? lmao

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>Madrid still winning without tsuu
TsuuSisters?

>neverton

sad

>neverton relegated

>kneel for negros
>negro ruins everything

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>benzenema

Everton should have gone for him really

Is the Lebron of soccer playing?

>chelshit

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i agree
only one has the world cup

>Everton
btw

hehe

Chelsea look on their heels now, it's over

>Pulisic

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

SUB HIM NOW!!!!!!!!

fucking pulingo

>people forget they're a soulless oil money club like man city and psg
Worse, they were the prototype for it. Wanker fans and a shit club.

I was shitposting non stop yet I didn't recall that. Giroud was a good 9, Benzema is a VERY good 9 / 2nd striker

>E(P)L

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lmaooo what is this guy doing fr

>pulishit
holy cringe

FUCK RICHARLISON

For me it's Jewish girls

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>conte

>Conte is here
kek

>pulishart

can't wait for England to play the US

>gonde :D

My god

>Poolsic

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post Benz cunny

Thread going so fast that no one will notice I have a big cock

who was da fat man next to henry?

>villareal dominating buyern
>madrid dominating chelsea

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For me, it's more about US vs Iran

el baldo della mozarella

>Romelu Lukaku

tie is finished

post webms of the goals

>Lukaki IN

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ayo pooleeseech finna mess that shot up fr

Why is conte there?

wew

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Based

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be proud fellow white man

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No, you like fat tits. Jews all have rat faces.

La Liga chads...
I kneel

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imagine if my boy pulington was playing

because he can afford it

>KHAZAR MILKERS

based charrua

People sometimes go to the stadium to watch football

we're ready to strike... just 2 more minutes.....

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*fakes injury*
Omg i love the blackerino effort zomg frfr nocap

t. ben shapiro

reminder that pateti fucking sucks donkey dick

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How can you upload images?

>bayern refballing

Luke Shaw innit

I here name Benzema as an honorary christian and an honorary Spanish MAN. Benzema is too white for a racist country such as France.

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the anglojew.

>anglos spending more than 5 minutes without worshipping niggers and jews
Impossible. Back to kneeling.

coming in to have a cheeky giggle at chelsea for falling for his pookaku scheme

Shalom m'lady. Ever been with an uncut goyim before?

So this is the power of laliga, not bad

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>digne

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Was Pulisic injured in training?

Is Uruguay range banned?

receba

olé

Ponder the aroma in the back

Neur almost made a mendy lmao

>americans

Levy about to spend heavy in the summer so he sent Conte to scou....

Lmao I can't even finish the joke lul

Good to know that he has that much free time. Tottenham is shit

kek

should have done that ronaldinho shot with the other leg from behind

stream died

it's not a Field Goal attempt, lad

With pleasure.

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uncut anglojew?!
oi come here m8, surrender your spoon right now and let me muttilate you just like your american slaves I mean idols!

no american has ever done that ever

pulisicbros...

>literally gifted 2 goals by a reject and a black gk
La liga is dogshit

Benzema needs to go back to France NT. He was expelled from it purely because racism against his berber origins. They need a cute face like Giroud to keep up the farce that France is still white when France is actually buit on moor and black blood and hardwork.

reload the site

guys, here this new joke I made
puliSHIT

How does he do it? Is it the hand bandage?

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>rlc in
Begorrah

>pulishit out

poor Griezmann

>lofty cheeks
Lmao

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Seems like I am

Pulisick is subbed off you don't have to watch anymore

>subbed out an hour into the match
>this is America's best player

lmao

Imagine getting pocketed by fucking dani carvajal

Yes, and in the videogame boards it has been the entire country for like half a year now.
You can still post images using 3g but wifi is a no no.

Same brother

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looks like it's called rabona

by being based

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he is back, non?

what year is it in macaco land

Nice dive

That was a poor pass

Kepa sonriendo en el banquillo

surely Dempsey has maybe once

He came back a while ago friendo

Get Werner on wtf

that´s a man

physically enhancing drugs (PEDs)

>both got dominated by Barcelona

Is Barcelona the best team on the planet right now?

yes
in here we call it "letra" which means letter

>3g

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they never look like this though

Disgusting plastic puta

This bitch is so fucking ugly I don't care how big her tits are

>3g
hahahaha

I hear that Messi loves Smash....On the other hand, Ronaldo loves playing Guilty Gear.

How can real players keep fouling chelsea players and not get called

is this what zoomers are attracted to? yikes

The more I look at this the more I blame Rudiger. I mean sure, Mendy was retarded, but Antonio should do a lot better.

Brazilian chicks are superior

Portugal also got range banned from Yea Forums for like 2 months or so, only went back to normal, funnily enough, on April 1st
I did send a complain or something, not sure if that influenced anything or not

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here, have this

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my fucking sides cant believe ficticius is going to win the CL

All CL teams look trash compared to Liverpool

LACACA

based latin blood rejecting the root of all evil, not like the weak anglojewed slaves

>subbing out the worst player? not on my watch!

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Love Jewish Girls and we will fight anyone who starts any antisemitism again.

>Villarreal finishing

where's Bale?

no, he's just this bad

>posts anime shit
Dios le da pan al cuchillo de palo

now kiss, you pair of homos

>pookaka

>croatian wrestling

who?

Well, Ric Flair was more WCW, but sure

She's not ugly, stop caping

>LUKAKA

>POOKAKU

Cmon pookaku

>shitpoopoo

>poocaca

>pookaku

POOKAKA

That's fucking pitiful

LUKACHOKE LUKACHOKE

fucking lukaka

hhahahahha

underrated

>lukakek

Lukaku and Lewandownski are so shit. Guardiola was right, the football is better without a 9

N

>Lelsea fans singing the "champions of europe" song against the side that have won it 13 times
Kek

state of lukaku

>Lukakakaka

>POOKAKU

>pookaku

BWAHAHAHHAA
>Lukaku

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DAMN NIGGERS ARE SO USELESS

>shitkaku

>no refunds

>poocaca

making sure I'm here if/when Everton get relegated. Will be the funniest happening in quite some time.

How much was Lakak again?

puto negro de mierda kek

>kneel for negros
>negros ruin everything

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>peepeepoopookaka

How good is Azpilicueta?

N

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>poopoopeepeekaka

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>locaca

Lukaku is so shit

>pookaku

100 million

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real madrid isn't the only thing kai havertz is being dominated by

roodeepoo

LUKAKU MI NEGRO

>Benz has a hat trick
>hurr durr football is better without a nine
RETARD ALERT

>POOCACA

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can't she just get them out and end this

>pikachu

>Lucaca

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RLC has changed the dynamic

>Lucaca

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>pookaku

>Cuck cu

Best CL game this season?

FUCKING NIGGER

>lukaku in a big game
awful sub that, fella is absolutely woeful when it matters

>POOKAKU

Not the sharpest tools in the shed

lmao PooKaku
back to back masterclass

Like half of Telstra (our biggest ISP) is rangebanned from the sire thanks to a few CP spammers from Queensland

no puli no watch

>mbooba

This is a cursed game

I hope we sign it for Barça good.

Why did Chelsea let Courtois go ;_;

>LUCACA

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do you think havertz takes lukaku on the locker room?

>lucaca
Fucking sucks lmao

80 million and a free pass to creampie any chelsea lady he wants every day

i bet people are going to blame lukaku for that, but it was a hard chance to score. at least he got himself into a position

lukaku era negro

I have finished 4 pints and I am sad.

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>perrocacu

>pookaku

he's literally reverse drogba

>can't put the boli in the goli

PSG collapse was more fun

Big romelu

why is cavani there

Fucking Pulishit's wife

?????????

This “human” sucks cock

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>LAKAKA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

100 million pounds

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loft his cheek

>texas
>that post
checks out

initiated by a refball, doesn't count

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Chelsea has to score right now if they want to tie

COME ON CHELSEA

JABBERS

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looks like another decima

but they have to score twice

Ruben lofsts my cheeks

cum on chelsea

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>zoomertz

Sadness creeps in after 2 for me

>top 5 are all flops
lmao

el ArgeliANO

Try not getting killed for once you useless tuturu bitch

call city plastic all you like
at least they spend their money better than this

>thiago

We need to sub on mount

This game would be so good without the Mendy fuckup

>Mendy almost gifted one more goal

Mendy alsmot blundered again, kek

>MENDY
JUST KICK IT AWAY DUMBASS

There was some uruguayan pedo, he was jailed weeks ago but the mods don't give a shit.

retard, bougnoules are real madrid customers

Courtois wanted to live in Madrid, where the son he had with a Spanish woman lives. (Courtois is apparently quite the womanizer and changes gf very often.)