Its kino time and you have just popped your corn

its kino time and you have just popped your corn
the question lies
what will you be topping it with?

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Nothing you fat fuck

3 sticks of butter

why are you americans the way you are?

tuna and sriracha

don’t you pair flavours with what you will be watching?

We're not so different, you and I.

actually nothing, I’ll just be eating pepperoncini peppers not popcorn

Well seeing as I don't actually watch movies or TV shows and only come in here to shitpost it seems to fit

Butter and salt obviously. The fuck else would you put on it?
>t. buys dry, disgusting buttery popcorn and instead of adding it manually

>What is plain popcorn

2 cups of melted butter
cheddar cheese
bacon bits
sour cream drizzle
salt
pepper
garlic salt
cajun seasoning

Tastes like nothing. You really eat that shit?

It's ok negroe not everyone can have the refined palate of a patrician

nice

Lobster

I guess someone can't afford caviar

>He can't afford horseshoe crab blood to dip his popcorn in it.

cinnamon sugar and cumin

>not combing sweet caramel corn goodness with cheesy popped-paradise
you have to go back.

Niggas really ain't even eating popcorn with their gold bars

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Ketchup

My sister's titty milk

It's the only correct answer.

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popcorn has natural oils and sodium in it already, you dont need to melt a stick of butter over it for it to be enjoyed

kettle corn makes me sick, but this is a good idea since you can control exactly how much flavor you want. I'll try it.

Why even flavor it? Just cook it naturally for the kettle flavor. God you fucking Americans make me sick

This shit is perfect with popcorn, would always get it when I used to go to the movies

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You worthless piece of fucking fat crap!

That stuff is like cocaine, you can't control how much you ingest.

Butter, white chedder popcorn seasoning and then some BBQ popcorn seasoning. They fucking discontinued the sweet onion flavor, the best flavor of all fucking time and I've only had one shaker of it my entire life it's maddening.

this user gets it.

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My gay old Uncle would only ad salt to it. Dude was 67 but still watching his waist line.

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>when I used to go to the movies
>I used to go
What happened? Why did you stop?

This shit

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Garlic sauce and Old Bay

>Take QT coworker on date to movies.
>Preate so won't need $30 drink and popcorn.
>"Hey user, can we get some popcorn?"
>FUCK
>Sure, is a medium okay?
>"Actually, I'm pretty hungry can you get a large?"
>FUCK
>Fine.
>Gets popcorn.
>"user, can you pour the white chedder seasoning on it?"
>Sure.
>"But don't use too much or else I won't eat it."
>Do you want to pour it on since you know how much you like?
>"No, you do it."
>Pour it.
>"Thanks user!"
>She eats 20% of the bag.
>"I'm full."
>I don't think so, you asked for it so you better fucking eat it.
>"O-okay..."

She ended up eating 75% of the bag and gave me sex. Most likely out of fear.

Shit was SO cash.

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HEW HEW HEW!!

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Parmesan and yeast

I find that 1/4 cup of butter for 1/2 a cup of kernels is a good proportion.

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Cavenders Greek seasoning is amazing on popcorn