I'm a deep in the closet gay. What movie should I watch with my best friend to seduce him into fucking me?

I'm a deep in the closet gay. What movie should I watch with my best friend to seduce him into fucking me?

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why would you ruin your relationship with your friend?

im gay and the thought of doing that to my straight friends disgusts me

You should watch Kung Fu Hustle.

Oh it won't let you fuck your man-crush, you never, ever had a chance. But you should still watch Kung Fu Hustle!

Me and me buddy sucked eachother off after watching the last samurai no homo.

I too am a deeply closeted straight man.
So closeted I would never admit to being gay.

He's just trying to trick you into watching a shit movie

But I thought being deeply closeted meant you weren't gay

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Brokeback Mountain or Striking Vipers

But if you're a deeply closeted straight man that means you'll never come out as straight you fucking homo

>tumblr
I thought that site is dead lol

no one is interested in you

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Call Me By Your Name

Brokeback Mountain

Unironically, anime. Something like Little Witch Academia on Netflix.

Based faggot

Based based poster

I've told you a hundred times Gary I'm not going to fuck you

>on Netflix
gtfo

It has to be subtle you virgin, netflix has tons of fag shit he can happen to watch together

I'm straight and I got drunk with the bros while we were watching YT and drinking
Eventually everyone ended up either passing out and going to bed until it was just me and one of my oldest friends
We were watching lewd videos and I said how badly I wanted to blow a load right now, and he said he did too but there weren't any girls in the house
So he said he was going to go jerk off in the bathroom and we laughed
But when he got up he stumbled on some shit on the floor and basically fell onto my lap
I was all hard from watching lewd shit on YT and I think he knew, and he looked up at me like if it was okay what he was doing
I looked around to make sure everyone was passed out and I started to unbuckle my belt
He blew me and I came in his mouth after a few minutes, he swallowed, and then he went to the bathroom.
We have never, ever fucking talked about it.

I know this is a gay thread but man Sharo is sexy as hell.

Friendships are way, way more difficult to acquire than sexual relationships. Doubly so if youre gay.

>streaming anime
>giving Shitflix your money
Listen here you litle fucknugget. You either pirate or buy the blue-ray, you überfaggot.

I know its ironic and a meme at this point but seriously boku no pico

Just ask for a brojob, nothing wrong with a brojob.

GochiUsa: Dear My Sister

Make sure you dress up as Sxarp though.

who molested you? be honest

Do not watch Gods and Monsters.
It’s a good movie, but not a seduce someone movie.
Other than that you’re on your own.