Have you ever watched movies with females that aren’t your mother or sister?

It's a phone, you incel.

GBA SPs are phones?

what is this from

dubs and you're getting that date user

Yes

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Yes. Fell asleep while watching American Pie 2. It was comfy.

I'm old and I once bought two tickets to Spy Kids 3-D after it had been out for more than two weeks just so I could make out and finger a girl in the back of the theater.

based

Based blart fag

I licked a pussy once during Paul mart blart cop. Shit was cash, and then he came.

Yes. Two of them already had boyfriends and the third was a fat dyke. The last movie we saw together was AVP

Yeah, had a quickie after it too

I got a blow job during the first Iron man

>threesome

Damn you kinky femanon

do classmates or roomate's gfs count

I've never watched a movie naked with another girl that wasn't my mom, is this weird?

yes. we watched big tiddy kino in ninth grade

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i went to the cinema with this bitch to make out in a thursday 4pm, we were going to watch the tom hanks movie about the plane and shit. we thought the session would be empty turns out it was full of boomers. we ended up watching because the theater was really full and i didnt do shit. pretty sad. but i fingered her later

I tried showing a girl my favorite movie and she started sucking my dick 10 minutes in, then kept sexually instigating for the rest of the movie without watching
I broke up with her shortly after lmao

I also fucked a girl with the great gatsby on in the background, shit was cash

I got sucked off during LEGO Movie, there was a 5 year old like 14 seats away that watched the whole spectacle

yes

what's your favorite movie?

Oh yeah? Well i got sucked off during the lego movie BY a 5 year old.

Watched Once Upon Time with my wife on Saturday. We both enjoyed it.

Yes my grandma

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Yes and it's the fucking worst. They stare at their phones the whole time except to ask what's going on every 20 minutes or so.

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I would never try to watch something good.
Most chicks I've dated want me to introduce them to my favorite movies, and I always act like I'm going to but never actually do it.
Having sex instead of watching some bullshit is great, but we're not fucking during Tree of Life.

Yes, many times before.

You see, OP, I've had many close encounters with females before but have never actually had sex with any of them (unless you count having 5 seconds of limp dick sex with a German prostitute to be sex), and so I am still a virgin in my eyes.

All the time I've spent with females still hasn't offered me the opportunity to bust a nut inside one. Take this for what you will, but I don't think it makes me based.

Yeah, I would watch horror movies with my pakistani gf at a mutual friends house. Didnt last in the end because her parents would never approve. She was pretty secular though. We were just high school kids so I didnt have the brains or experience to know how to keep things going.
fuck this gay earth

reported to cloudflare

That's when you act like a man and tell them to put their phone away. If she doesn't that means she doesn't respect you and it's time to call it quits.

Fingered and sucked my gf titty during the hobbit.

not watching porn isn't going to increase your chances mate they're still zero.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while god dammit lol

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I got a blow job while watching Napoleon dynamite and drinking ice cold rum and coke

On the Waterfront

Yes but they were all other female relatives except for my Asian girlfriend of 3 years who I met over league of legends and coincidentally lived in my area but she broke up with me which I sort of wanted to happen because I felt I could do better than her but I also didn't want her because I also knew I never could as I was previously a 21 year old kissless, handholdless, and friendless virgin before her and I have no confidence, poor social skills, and no hobbies and I also have no settings to meet people as I have no friends or potential prospects at work so I'd have to use tinder or some other dating app/website and any girl I met on there would either be worse than her or some normie type of girl that would never stay with me so I am effectively hopeless and will just move to Boston as I can get the same job there and have a better chance of getting another Asian girlfriend there than I do here in South Eastern Connecticut and then when that eventually fails I will just go back home one weekend and take my dad's gun out of his safe and shoot myself in the head finally putting myself out of my misery and hope that I get reincarnated as a rich Japanese person because I am sort of a weeb and would like to have a qt Japanese girlfriend in my next life as well as have hit incest sex with my Japanese mother and sisters but I know that I will not get reincarnated as anything and will most likely end up repeating my life infinitely in a never ending loop as the universe is probably constantly repeating itself or I'll just fade to Black forever and cease existing but whatever because my life is pretty much fucked and as I am 24 my time to redeem it is quickly fading so once it runs out completely I might as well just shoot myself in the head I guess.

I know that girl on the left and shes underage btw mods

>imagine never having watched kino with your head on your bitches thighs while she plays with your hair

Dude seriously I'm fat as fuck and I still pull fine bitches. Get it together nerds

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>Being around 3DPD

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no you don't

Yeah, a Woody Allen film...

Girls on the rights’ feet are touching

Pretty good movie, but if I had to watch it again I'd probably rather suck some dick too

best feeling is when they fall asleep against your chest

A few times

delete this I'm having flashbacks

delete this

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me too user...

I fingered a girl in the theater in The Imitation Game

Bros....

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I saw Iron Man 2 with my cousins and the theater was completely packed, literally no seats, also we were really high as this was when we were in high school and we smoked weed a lot back then, so anyway my cousin sat on my lap. She has a fat ass, a Kelsi Monroe type body. I obviously got a boner and she noticed and started grinding on my dick and I came. We had sex a bunch of times after that but we are 25 now and she's getting married and we haven't had sex since she got back with her boyfriend a year ago (they dated in high school too). She never explicitly told me we couldn't have sex again but we haven't had as many opportunities to have sex since she got back with her boyfriend and in the few opportunities since then she either rejected me or would only put her asshole and pussy in my face while I jerked off. I'm going to ask her if we can again, but I want to wait for like 6 months after her wedding before I do. Wish me luck lads.

singles and you will have a hot white virgin wife with big milkers and you will have many aryan children

Me on the middle

[Sweet Home Alabama starts playing]

Fuck you, why on Earth would I want a white wife? Thanks user now I'm going to get a wife who will hit the wall in her mid 20s and get fat after the first kid and obese after the second never to repair her body. All I wanted was an Asian wife because they age gracefully like a fine wine and and don't get fat, at least not nearly as fat as white women, thanks for nothing faggot.

Nah, we're from CT, and not a rural part but a pretty wealthy area for what it's worth.

What is the true nature of women?

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I watched Finding Nemo with a little girl who got lost in my neighborhood, while the police came to my parents house.

That's hot.

Im Glad your an incel

based

I'm not an incel, this is me

this is pasta, right? i'm positive i've read this before.

No, I'm literally sat here at work browsing 4channel and watching TV with my coworkers as we work 11am-11pm in an operating room and no niggers or spics have shot or stabbed each other tonight and I shared my story.

Yes. I watched a lot of movies and series with my ex-gf. A fucking landwhale. How do I regret it... Now everytime I see those movies and series I remember the whale.

Every time I see a new movie it's with my gf

Not different to that of a pampered house cat

I accidentally sent a girl I like a photoshopped pic of me and her together going on date. Please fucking kill me right now

I fingered a girl who passed out during 50 First Dates

This is the stupidest stereotype in the world. Europeans and Arabs are the most inbreeding people on Earth. Also, Appalachia isn't the whole South, faggot.

They're awful

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Yes.

can you delete this thread?