ITT: Scenes that turned boys into men

yes, and now I'll fuck you too, you sissy faggot!

It’s Hank Moody

>anime watchers
>men

Wtf is that The Fast?

You've clearly never seen the show

>Greentexting
>Makes me intelligent

based

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if only we got a batman in the movies as smooth as this

MULDER NO

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which cartoon is that?

gross

Why did Ezra ask if he hurt her? Haven't seen the movie so.

God I wish I was David Duchovny

I wish you were too.

Thanks dog

The one where ed norton gets gangfucked by neo-nazis.

he had sex with the mother while she was on her period, so he presumably had blood on his cock and that's the joke

Is he gonna yiff with his gruff batman voice

I thought the joke was that + his dick is huge

>boys into gay men

Yes. Before he was Kevin or Credence or Flash he was the boyfriend of Hank Moody's disgusting goblina daughter on Californication. He was literally cuter than the daughter.

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Imagine holding this boy in your arms like that. :(

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What show is this from

literally have sex

>batman is a furfag
based

The Shield

>God I wish I was David Duchovny
basically what Californication is about

Those lips must've given a lot of boys confused feelings in his high school.

He probably went home and jerked off to that memory after shooting that scene

youtube.com/watch?v=jVa1RXyUyxw

I don't remember much of this show but the intro was kino.

Fucking Bruce Timm

i ate fucking californication and then felt so empty when i finished it. FUCK

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Daily reminder he admitted to jerking off all the other boys in his class and wearing panties while they did it

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I remember dropping the show in the season where he went touring with the black guy, got kind of boring. Does it get better?

god he was prime then

source

Not really. The way to know that you should stop watching is they no longer play a Warren Zevon song at the end of the season.

playboy.com/read/ezra-miller-fantastic-beasts-interview
>he describes a time in elementary school when he and a boy a couple years his senior—“a friend and also sexual partner”—found a sexy stash of items belonging to the boy’s divorced mother: Playboys, the Kama Sutra (“I remember it being very influential”), lingerie. “We would jerk each other off while we interacted with that stuff in various ways, actually"

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Wtf
Imagine being a guy who can say you had your hand on his dick as a kid

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The scene where Daito transforms into a Gundam and sacrifices himself in Ready Player One.

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Why does every single woman in the world want to fuck Batman in the Timmverse?

Sauce is Shimonetta.

>raised like this

no wonder he's a flaming faggot

>>anime watchers
>>men
You are posting in Yea Forums.

She / he / it needs her own spin-off.

The avatars I've seen in VRChat aren't enough.

Nature and nurture are both a thing and contribute to how someone turns out you know
You can't blame how he turned out all on his parents/siblings even though I'm sure they didn't help

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>those blonde pictures
I can see why.

He was very cute as a blonde, he should go blonde again

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The day Ezra’s nudes inevitably leak Yea Forums will have a field day.

My pp will be ready and hard uwu

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based, innocent satan

Because he's Batman.

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RIP in piece best girls VA

youtube.com/watch?v=N9Ae0h2pd78

I have masturbated to that scene before, based

How does one cope knowing they will never kiss this beautiful face
Asking for a friend :(

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I LOVE YOU EZRA!!!!

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>i ate fucking californication and then felt so empty when i finished it. FUCK
Sounds like a really hollow show, user.

I LOVE YOU DAMIEN!!!!

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uwu

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When did you realize you loved him?
For me, it was in 2012

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Man I wanted to be Hank Moody at the beginning of my 20s. Kinda cringe

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In this thread

Woman was on the rag

Californication is the type of show that I should hate but ended up actually enjoying, why is this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Wijp4-3giNw

Was it kino

disappointed_father.jpg

It was well written and acted,at least the first season. Second one was fine too

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Anyone have more Californication gifs or webms for nostalgia purposes?

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This kid's not Asian, but he LOOKS fucking Asian. Top right makes him look like a fucking K-Pop star.

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Imagine what was going through Arnold's head during this particular scene of the film

they're implying that he has a huge penis

Based, welcome to the fold brotha.

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That's not hot, that guy's going to get pink eye
>b-b-b-but her p-p-pppp-p-p--pussy was there!
Shut up, Japan.

jesus christ hank its broad daylight

>ITT: Faggots that misunderstood "turned boys into men" as "turned boys into homos".

More of a man than you will ever be

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Literally impossible.

Prove it then.
He's simultaneously manlier than us mortals with that jaw but also an effeminate faggot.
It's some kind of hyper-dimensional mogging.

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>Prove it then
>than us mortals
That's all the proof I need. You're so much of a faggot that you are deluded about reality. Therefore any assertion you make can't be taken seriously, as per usual with faggots.

>that moment where he calmly puts her down and flees for the fucking hills
I love it. Source?

someone needs to take the Ezrapill user

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>man in a latex bat-suit
>hangs out with "bird boy" robin and catwoman
>many of his adversaries have animal motifs
Figures.

>someone needs to become a deranged homosexual
This has literally never been the case in the whole history of the universe. You're mentally ill and should stop existing immediately.

Okay serious question. Is Californication kino? I tried the first few episodes but it appeared to only be about how this dude fucks women while he is having a terrible life. Is there a plot later on? Is it any good?

I liked it user and thought it was enjoyable.
A lot of charismatic acting not just from Duchovny but lots of other actors who had roles/cameos along the way.
A good binge-watching series for sure.

You mean like Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer or George Clooney?

Yea Forums is an Ezra board user, the sooner you accept this the happier you will be.

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Kengan Ashura

>Kengan Ashura
Thanks user.

>unironically dresses like a bat and shanked a literal catgirl
is batman the most based furry on earth?

you should see secondlife

same. patrick stole my heart.

>anime mcs are so sexless that now the girls have to literally force themselves on them
C'mon modern Japan, even Goku got laid.

Yeah I fell head over heels in love with him in that movie.

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>she turned herself into the pinnacle of sentient mammalian life and bruce not only loves all of it to death, he has bank, which she needs to continue her research
Is there a multiverse where they are a couple?

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you must have had bad sex

>ms feminism cunt and cockblocking them
wow

I was already out of high school when this movie came out but I identified so much with his character and just wished I could have had a BF this cute back then. :(

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by someone that did essentially the same "forceful" cringe

Disgustingly grotesque

Looks pretty cute to me

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I'm sure our favourite country bumpkin didn't have to be literally tied down.

Fantasizing about getting raped def seems like an animefag kinda thing

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and?
she joined a tournament and was willing to kick his ass into submission

After that i went so fucking downhill it became a fucking parody of itself. If they only could hold themselves to the first two seasons. It would be a great fucking show.

That's because you are mentally ill

Why is finding this objectively cute guy cute make me mentally ill?

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She really was a femcel

truly hated what Tori did to her
once a sheltered but sweet girl and then some batshit bitch who'd rather see the world burn than her child missing a human memory and attention test

I'm more confused why she thought that the fight junkie she married would change after putting a ring on her finger.

Painfully cute lad

keaton

The girl that played his daughter was so ugly. Was this done on purpose so the character wouldn't want to fuck her, he fucked every other girl on the show

Fuck off to Yea Forums

How was she even supposed to be related to Hank? She was painfully ugly.

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You're not alone, user

First 3 seasons are worth watching, I honestly enjoyed 4 and 5 as well, but I was just into Hank's charismatic phrases.

IMAGINE

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David probably got a hard-on, at least I would if a cute twink was rubbing his ass on my crotch.

Based

Some ppl aim low I guess

Don't bother reasoning with Nazis.

How about a ham sandwich, Ahmed?

he's not hapa or a quarter, but the good result of one?

Thanks for sticking up for me user
Us Ezrachads have to stick together ya know?

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why isnt this a porn thread

She's fine from the neck down aka a real doublebagger.

its sex and the city for dudes

extremely formulaic and jewish, so it is what it is. if thats your kind of thing youll enjoy it

SFW board

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah

>You are posting on Yea Forums
4channel

first 3 seasons are nice and funny, don't watch anything beyond that though

this cuts deep, my middle school PE teacher used to take the piss out of me wall to wall for being a useless fat fuck and like a bad movie after he met my mother because of this they started fucking overtly, he didn't stop bullying either, just went from mocking my fatness to subtly reminding everyone he is fucking my mother, it was unreal, like a joke

power move

Sounds unbecoming for a teacher

>USE YOUR IMAGINATION

I did this with my friend and his cousin, and I'm totally fine

the captions being in all caps makes it look like he's furious and calm at the same time
if you do captions for tv shows use caps lock please

there's a lot of bad things i did that i have regrets for, but bullying faggots in school is not one of them. You freaks deserve it.

oh shit i didn't knew that
rip in sushi, miyu

so thats why ezra became a faggot

He's Batman, you idiot.

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you're saying you wouldn't want to fuck Timmverse Batman?

what a suave motherfucker

You should've got /fit/ and beat his fucking ass to kingdom come.

That lesbian scene in NATM.

Someone needs to cast him as Elric ASAP

wtf

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