What was your favourite fake Hollywood relationship Yea Forums?
What was your favourite fake Hollywood relationship Yea Forums?
Is this a double beard type deal? I know Ellen is gay but I thought he was just a socially awkward Swede with a tiny woman fetish.
Cavill & Cuoco
wtf
twitter.com
He's dating Jack McBrayer.
Hands down
He looks like a fucking incel yet he's considered extremely handsome. What the fuck is going on?
he looks twelve here
I assumed either they were just friends who had similar interests(swede and a canadian, they were going to hockey games and shit) or she was genuinely interested in his dick. She came out right after this "relationship" so it's possible she wanted to see if she'll enjoy and that she's actually bi, i heard some gay people do that
Test
obviously not actually dating you nigger
All her male relationships are fake. She's actually a lesbian.
Mine too
That one was so fucking embarassing, the only thing that can top it is T.Swift and Loki
Probably because he’s 17 years younger than his then gilfriend Mandra Bollock in this pic
This is probably the most famous example
>This is probably the most famous example
Nope
Did he get implants?
His hairline's looking weak here.
wot u on about m8?
True. In his case it killed his career.
That's a really, really, really nice shirt.
>if you only knew how bad things really are
Yup. That shit is second hand embarrassment tier.
Yeah that was clearly an arrangement of some sort.
I’m not sure I think it’s more that Blondes don’t look right with dyed hair because when their roots start growing in it can make them look like they’re balding
He must get super violent during sex
He’s probably into some weird shit
I'd watch the sex tape
>tfw no towering bf
Which eye are you supposed to look into?
I don't get it. a man this hot gets with this thing, alexander must have a poop fetish or something equally disgusting
They are friends. Quinto is openly gay and Kristen is pure.
why are incels so obsessed with hairlines? let it go. nobody cares.
>killed his career
I’m pretty sure he was just in the highest grossing movie of all time.
you know why
don't rub salt into the wound
... for a whole minute
Imagine sucking hundreds of penises of the most vile disgusting jewish record labels and other celebrities to get ahead while being secretly lesbian.
Come on, we all know only dick size matters
They're brothers.
The GOAT
I know.
Only he didn't know it was fake
This and the Sudan speech
Cope more, Rob.
He's cute.
Aaron "I really, really like women" Rodgers hoverhanding his girlfriend Olivia Munn
convenient cover
suffering
Their relationship was real. Demi is a cradle robber and the Ashton probably had a crush on her when he was a kid.
but he would never wear his hair like that. he would shave it all close and he'd still look good because he has nice features.
TACO TACO BURRITO BURRITO
How is wanting to fuck a MILF in your early twenties fake? The fact that it furthered his career is just further proof of how based goose is.
He's extremely handsome.
>fake
This isn’t fake and is in fact based.
t. 22m dating 44f
> pure.
she fucks niggers at the behest of her creepy cuck husband
delete dis
I noticed
You’re also not famous and have no reason to take it personally.
Soon
>Fuck a milf
Fine
>Exclusive relationship with someone old enough to be your mother
Get help
There was a time when it seemed like she was bearding for a new poof every week.
Goose is a very well known cougar hunter. She loved it, he loved it.
>Well known cougar hunter
List these cougars
your mom
I AINT GONNA TAKE IT
I love that his girlfriend publicly flaunted herself fucking that director... and he took her back?!!!
What a fucking cuck.
He really really likes women user. I swear.
They look like they kill random homeless people in here.
hey, that's DCfag's new Batman, so they worship him, so chill. also that fag that plays Flash is kino too, in DCfagland.
no wonder Marvel destroyed them.
Lots of lizards in this picture.
Beware.
Jake pumped and dumped her when he realized she has the mind of a 14 year old girl. Wise man. Bet the others didn't even hit second base.
wow its like witnessing a cultist talking about the enemy.
>Seth MacFarlane
>straight
lmao
Sandra Bullock and Eva Mendes. Only two women he's been with since he got famous and both about 10 years older than him
He's actually a pornstar and has a weird uniboob you know
LMAO
Jake is gay
shut the fuck up. i love dillion harper. literally just jacked off to her hours ago
didn't they have to promote their last twilight movie, they have contracts for these fake romances
It's hilarious to me that people to this day want these two to get back together when the relationship was entirely fake. Justin never loved her.
This one looked pretty real to me though. Of course they would break up eventually because she was too old to give him kids but Ashton seemed genuinely into her at the time.
Hiddleston and/or his people have autism-tier understanding of good publicity, it's almost fascinating.
>Need to prove you're straight and become A+ list?
>Pretend you're not British as fuck and in your late 30s by being one of Taylor Swift's boyfriend's for 3 months in the most public and embarrassing way possible
>Need to virtue-signal at a Hollywood award ceremony but you're a white male with a posh accent?
>Ramble about the Sudanese war or some shit and how your acting helps aid workers
Taco flavored kisses for my Ben
So two? Hardly a cougar hunter
2 that were/are long term relationships. He likes older women. Emma Stone wants his cock like you wouldn't believe but she needs another 20 years on her for Goose to consider leaving Eva for her.
>I don't get it. a man this hot gets with this thing, alexander must have a poop fetish or something equally disgusting
One time a friend told me a story about a super hot guy that dated a fat woman. Everyone wondered WTF was that, then she told about his piss and poop fetish
>2
>Long term relationships
So not a cougar hunter then.
She was fucking the guy Michael Jackson was fucking.
>Jake pumped and dumped her when he realized she has the mind of a 14 year old girl.
He is gay
fakest shit I've ever seen
this is it. you newfags disgust me.
their make out was the fakest shit i ever seen
She's cute but suffers from a dry vagina and bad acting.
Maybe he wanted to get rid of his crazy fanbase? because those left him too
Fine then, Jesus. He likes older women. Gotta be so fucking particular, user.
Then why did she lock herself in her room because he wouldn't go to her 21st birthday party and stopped doing pop country forever. He took her cherry, maybe he's bi but he hit that Tay puss.
your favorite actor is gay, deal with it. he's toothy tile, old news
>Toothy Tile
Holy fuck talk about a blast from the past nigga
tom holland?
"No!"
This one is a bit of a mystery to me, did they just decide to let him come out and not pretend anymore and hoped for the best?
No, he's just an oblivious Eton/Oxford toff with the lack of self-awareness that goes with it. Loki is literally all he has now.
Actors have a 500% higher chance of being gay than the general population, right?
What man in his right masculine mind goes the acting route as a teen
If he's gay, then cool. I hope he fucks black dudes.
>What man in his right masculine mind goes the acting route as a teen
Money and potential to fuck hot bitches... I can only assume.
Shawn Mendes and Camila Caballo. They have a song together, Señorita.
Shawn sings: I like you when you call me señorita lmao
She thought she was going to get the drop on him, faaak no my boy iceman knows you're gay even before you do.
God, I wish I had a gf taller than me.
I also wish I was gay and had a live in best friend with a great twink body like mine to have a very obviously gay relationship with while pretending I have a thing for brown women
If only they knew that as Teens they are the one being fucked by debauched hebephile directors :(
/thread
It's what he deserves
It doesn't start out that way at all. You have to be a theater fag basically and then suck cock to land roles.
Remember the theater kids in high school? Yeah half the dudes were gay.
he's wearing the RDJ's shoes, fucking manlet
Isn't he one of those amorphous creatures that will fuck anything that exists?
He learned from the master himself.
ugly spic coalburner
who dis
Elizabeth Olsen and Aubrey Plaza
>dry vagina
so like almost every porn star?
What I'm saying, on a hypothetical level, is if a straight male were offered the opportunity to make a bunch of money for a given role as a teen then they would definitely do it. It seems atypical when masculine straight dudes make it big though.
too bad she chose to be lesbian, look what that did to her
I agree just getting that opportunity straight up would be a dream for most guys, but you have to remember the supply chain and where most of these guys come from
we basically just end up with the most passable gays who can do straight roles
Nope
thisi s sad...
where ass photo ops from a women with dried up ovaries
He looks way better with the new blonde beard, she's shorter than him. Manlets never look good with tall women
Stay mad baldlet
I used to find Liza Minnelli kind of attractive when I was a little kid.
That wasn't fake, it was just terrifying.
John Wayne was a cross dressing fruit
>ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS
>That wasn't fake
Tom Cruise is a huge closet case amplified by scientology programming at the OTVIII level.
yikes
>when the arrangement goes too far
How could you tell it was fake?
Have you seen her current husband? She has an effeminate manlet fetish.
Goddamn, Kidman had a top tier pasty body.
She's also gay, and a scientologist.
They got assigned to be each other's beards and become an A-list power couple for project celebrity.
It's the French Power Couple
Bill Clinton and Weinstein in the background KEK
Is that right? I guess that leaves a couple other contenders:
>Steve McQueen
>Paul Newman
>Charlton Heston
>Arnold... Stallone
>Tommy Lee Jones
>Robert Duvall
>Clint Eastwood
>Harrison Ford
I think all these dudes gained steam in their late 20s or early 30s though.
>top tier pasty body
Straya's only meaningful export to the rest of the world after yahoo serious and mad max.
Holy shit can't unsee now
>I love transexuals
Wow, I never would have guessed Tom browsed Yea Forums
Ford was just a carpenter that happened to be friends with George Lucas and Steven Spielberg and they forced him to star in two of the most iconic roles in pop culture.
Have you ever seen an interview with Ford? The dude could just not give a fuck and all he wants to do is get higher than giraffe pussy and crash airplanes.
Either he gets approached for something he finds kind of interesting, or he just needed to flop his nut.
Who was he kidding?
>he hasn't seen the deepfake
You don't know shit, son.
44m fucking 24 f reporting in
26m fucking 48f reporting in
He's making it up
She’s actually Catholic it’s one of the reasons they divorced
26m KHV reporting in
Yeah her being catholic was definitely one of the reasons
>Only he didn't know it was fake
what about the millions of girls who went to see twilight saga?
>tfw lost virginity to a 34 year old milf when I was 19
I can't imagine what the fuck went through his head when he decided to wear that shit. It's not like he's unfit and needed to be the one guy wearing a top either.
is all yours you can save it
Id hang out with them
Even his capeshit co-stars who have beards themselves were making fun of him
this was already posted but still
i unironically wish it was real
they look good together imo
99% of the IPs ITT are roasties, i can smell it
How is this one fake?
I wished this was real too
That's wishful thinking - if there's one thing the neckbeard losers on this board like to do it's gossip.
So much lost potential.
t. baldcuck
this people are not european
when are we getting some school shooter kino with the guy on the left
I thought he was like pansexual?
can anyone explain me the logic of taylor swift?
>get bf
>broke up
>write a song about him
is this really it? or is there something more?
That's her process.
where did they rent that kid from ?
How much boi pussy you think he's drilled his cock into?
Even zoomers can tell that they are faking it so why are they still trying?
>Oliver Peoples™
How do you know the relationship with KK is not the fake one?
I think Huge Act Man is very happy with the wife The Architect hooked him up with. Don't bully happy men with fat wives. They really do love them
Rami Malek is so gay
a man of great taste
That's a really good question, who the fuck's kid is that? Hollywood is scary.
IM SO TIRED OF SHAWN MENDES FUCKING SONGS ON THE RADIO AT WORK, THEY PLAY LIKE 12 TIMES IN A 6 HOUR SHIFT
HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A WHINY cRYBABY FUCKING QUEEN
orphanage
I love /tmz/
He got into real marriages and appears to have mindfucked his ex-wives.
He's also a pseudo cult leader who probably has 20-50 kids with scientology groupies.
Be on the watchout for pretty boy or pretty girl actors/actresses that look like him.
I think only Ezra knows what Ezra is tbqhwyf
Never even believed these for a second. They are clearly gay.
I thought that was real, just that Affleck's mom is racist and J Lo burned the coal.
Brown with "black exes."
Were these fuckers her beards or was she their beard?
Taytay trans? Taytay a Jodie Foster lesbian? She comes off as a cold woman. Little to no sex drive or real sexuality. She's pretty and beautiful but never "sexy."
whos the girl
>eww get this girl away form me
Aaron doesn't like touching people, that's all
doubt it, even suri is believed to be william maphoter's daughter, tom's cousin
Is he fake gay? He seems to have chemistry with the black bitch.
Super Jewy Jew into black women? It's like a stereotype.
Imogen Gay Poots, she cute
Going by the plethora of video online of him making out with guys and trannies I'm gonna go with no
I can't believe he leaked her nudes tho
Who is the more JUSTed of these two now?
i don't think that was fake, xan is just a retarded little faggot. the reason they broke up is hilarious
Don't know who those zoomers are but the fag on the right needs to take the neck/jaw pill pronto
they divorced so quickly lel
You think so? Both of his ex wives seem to hate him and hate Scientology.
He's a religious fanatic. Probably had rough sex with them and cheated on them with his "subwives."
He's very youthful and healthy... like he doesn't take cocks in the ass.
No bullshit "amicable" break ups. These hoes literally hate his ass.
jonas looks like a mexican pedophile in this
It was the daughter of Harry's stylist.
They're still together. they became irrelevant, probably will get a bit more of publicity if she gets pregnant
They're still together tho?
According to Yea Forums every actor whose dick they wanna suck is gay.
is it still fake if it's even 30+ years with kids?
This
Where did his jaw go??
Yes because Travolta is gayer than a Gay Pride BDSM Bareback Pissparty Parade
What's up with old Jewish men and black women? Forbidden fruit? Slave fetisch?
get loki some milk
She's a political lesbian and hates men, but I guarantee she's ridden enough poles to fill a carnival ride.
That skinny SNL "comedian" and Ariana Grande.
kelly preston was hot HOT
She isn’t finished yet. Let pierce finish the job
Imagine reaching these levels of cope...just imagine it!
It was at this moment that Bin Al-Flecki became a Muslim.
She went lesbo to stop being seen as a cheating whore. The reality is they probably had an open relationship and used that shit for PR. She still openly hangs out with him, if he was nothing but a fake relationship, she'd never be seen near him ever again
>pseudo cult leader
What is your definition of "psuedo"
why so sweaty?
Ezra has a loving bf and his name is Josh :3
Cope
They literally are never seen together or hang out post-break up. If so, very rarely. She constantly goes to spas and is seen with gf and gay boy friends on the daily.
is that mencius moldbug?
it's funny how his italian brow/jaw/nose distracted enough from his massive lack of cheeks gayface for decades
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUck dick
>tfw shes a geriatric by the time you're 35
Senator Corey Booker and Rosario Dawson.
No his name is Josh Aubin
They're in a band together
I don't know man, Taylor looks genuinely happy here.
eh, cruise was hot shit in the 80s, and kidman was in films with him. not too far fetched.
>"When I was dating Rob, the public were the enemy—and that is no way to live," she told the Sunday Times in a March 2017 interview."I didn't talk about my first relationships that went public [like with Rob] because I wanted things that are mine to be mine. I hated it—that details of my life were being turned into a commodity and peddled around the world."
I hated this stupid whore ever since 2012 and I I will never not hate her.
Ok. He's probably the real deal cult leader.
He's a "crazy" fucker. Both his ex-wives seem incredibly damaged or wounded by him. Only a dude has given a woman good dickings can harm a woman like that.
Reporters will ask both his ex hoes about him and their eyes bulge and seethe.
Damn there's really hope for all of us huh
the point is, if he was actually bald in those spots, he'd lose a few points in hotness. hairline is important, on a subconscious level.
There is not logic. She's a dumb roastie chasing chad perpetually
the boyfriend is so ugly
>money
>in acting
For every famous person there are 50000 theatre fags who dont make any money
Up in the air. Could be a repressed or closet homosexual/bisexual but the male massage therapists make sense if his wife is the jealous type.
Too many desperate actresses in Hollywood who would suck his dick. Look at the #metoo shit.
Maybe he was ahead of the curve and avoided the sexual harassment claims.
Joaquin wearing broken glasses?
>she's 11 years older than him
So she was in her 20s when he was in a disney channel boy band.
You're confusing fake with ones that went up in alcahol fueled flames.
You can come out of the closet now, Tom.
>thinking it was him, not the older producer she was fucking
They were both getting fucked by older male producers.
zoe kravitz used to be cute wtf happened
She looks "cold." Why would these actors date a super rich woman that won't have wild sex or take a cream pie... earns more than you?
They can easily date 18-22 Alabama Hanna Hays lookalike runaways who will suck dick and take creampies in the asshole.
> rich
> cold
> lacks sexuality
She's beautiful but you can tell she's a handful, high maintenance. Could be a lesbian.
Aspiring slut actress are overabundant in Hollywood. These fuckers have these roasties throwing themselves at them.
they liked him in that ted bundy movie and want to believe he fucked the hot latina. he was getting butt fucked from a young age
could be they´re into the status of the person? meanwhile if you date some alabama hanna like you said, it looks like you´re taking advantage of her because "she´s innocent" in the eyes of a lot of people
Is that you, buster?
>Affleck's mom is racist
what?
I know, I actually really resent him. I'm at least ten times more attractive for one, but I have no chance because I don't live in LA and am not talented or famous.
Josh is probably hanging on by a thread because Ezra probably feels bad for him since they formed that band together almost 10 years ago and maybe feels some level of guilt if he were to stop fucking around with him or cut him off. Ezra was spotted with a new guy recently so maybe he will finally get a famous steady boyfriend that's actually in his league.
Dude it's a fact. Only ones who discuss it openly are some standup comedians. Once you get moderately famous there is no shortage of hungry wannabe actresses that will suck your dick to work their way up in the industry and "network."
You should save money and go to one of Ezra's shows. With so many closet cases I doubt his next boyfriend will be famous but at least he should be hot
Would you date Lena Dunham for 6 years if it meant that you got to date Scarlett Johansen in high school and take her to prom and fuck her for the first time?
There was some report than Affleck's mom hated J Lo. Affleck is East Coast white boi from Massachusetts and his ancestors owned slaves. Family is very white.
J Lo is Puerto Rican and she "dated" rappers.
Dude also gave her a 1 million dollar ring or some shit. His family opposed him marrying a wealthy "hood rat."
He's blind
scarlett johansen sounds sexier than she looks and lena dunham sounds more annoying than she looks
I did, I went to his NYC show a few weeks ago and it was magical seeing him in person...waited around for hours after too so maybe I could hug him/smell him but he couldn't stick around. He walked by a few feet in front of me though and it was unbelievable how beautiful he is in person.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks Seth is gay. Was talking about the Orville the other day with a friend, and he didn't believe me.
They looked almost fine.
This is what he drew inspiration from for his perfomance in Gone Girl.
Then they probably want a woman who would genuinely want to be with them, as in someone high status like Taylor. And say what you will about her, she's probably better company than a literal retard. If a famous guy just wanted sex he could easily get it, it loses its novelty quickly though.
She's actually a dago greaseball.
I've never encountered someone who DIDN'T think Seth was gay.
Hugh Jackman and his old ass wife
I know one of Nick Jonas' acquaintances.
My bosses daughter is Demi Lovatos ex best friend.
They were friends since childhood up until Demi got addicted hard to drugs.
Nick was also one of Demis closest friends.
I'm gonna ask my bosses daughter if all of the crazy stuff from the entertainment industry is true.
She comes off as a cold fish. She's beautiful but she's not sexy. Comes off asexual to lesbian.
She is the highest earning entertainer. No dude with fame or a moderate fortune will want her or want to pay second fiddle.
Most of these pop star hoes end up settling for an unknown backup dancer, choreographer, producer.
She could be a beard for gay actors. If she is straight, she's probably been getting dicked by one of her managers from back in the day or she's gonna settle for some fucker who works behind the scenes and doesn't mind being the beta in the relationship.
based
Why did Camila, 22, dump her 30 year old boyfriend for a 20 year old guy? I thought women liked older guys? Did my Yea Forumsros lie to me?
It's not real you dumbfuck, Mendes is gay as hell
Nice cope
can I shoot myself instead of the 6 years with dunham?
based jacked man
Is that the nigga that was hospitalized for eating too many flamin hot cheetos?
...she looks like the mother for both of them.
>post this
>get dupe file
This was only done to give Ariana "street cred" and allow her to transition into a black person and further remove herself from Disney
Big Sean is too big of a turbo nerd
To be fair, RDJ is based, even though he's a manlet.
>that firm grip on her arm
I don't know, but he looks exactly like the kind of nigga that would get hospitalized for eating too many flamin hot cheetos.
You need to take the cyanide pill
kidmans head is ten stories tall
t. Lil Xan
>zoomers
It's as real as anything else in Scientology.
Joe DiMaggio and Monroe