What did Dunbledore see in the mirror?

Dumbledore is canonically a faggot. What he saw were several large multiracial uncut cocks pilfering his various negholes.

A less dull franchise

Ron's big ginger cock and bollocks

blah blah blah probably saw a more interesting franchise blah blah blah stretched his foreskin there I did the hard part someone put it into the copypasta

>dumbledore has a neghole
That's part of the fantasy.

Lots of big dicks cumming on his gay beard.

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He saw himself trapped in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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He looked in the mirror in Fantastic Beasts and saw pic related.

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>You know Harry a wiser boy would question how it is a teacher is so good at tracking down students in the dead of night, and watching them unseen for lengthy periods of time. Or even if this is the first time we've had this conversation.
>I'm sorry What do you mean professor?
>Oh nothing my boy. Now. Obliviate.
>[One hour later]
>Now off to bed you trot Harry. Incidentally I see myself holding socks in the Mirror.

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I never get tired of this pasta, ever.

Nice transition