/mls/ general - MLS HATE THREAD edition

>Wed. 4/6
Seattle Sounders vs. NYCFC, 10pm EST

>Sat. 4/9
Orlando City SC vs. Chicago Fire, 1pm
Inter Miami vs. New England Revolution, 3pm
NY Red Bulls vs. Montreal Impact, 4pm
Philadelphia Union vs. Columbus Crew, 6pm
LA Galaxy vs. LAFC, 7:30pm
Real Salt Lake vs. Toronto FC, 8pm
FC Dallas vs. Colorado Rapids, 8:30pm
Houston Dynamo vs. San Jose Earthquakes, 8:30pm
Sporting KC vs. Nashville SC, 8:30pm
Vancouver Whitecaps vs. Portland Timbers, 10pm

>Sun. 4/10
Charlotte FC vs. Atlanta United, 1:30pm
Austin FC vs. Minnesota United, 7:30pm

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who else /austinfc/ here

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>austin
i think they're all outdoors and/or having sex

US Nations League Schedule
Host Grenada, at El Salvador in June
Host El Salvador, at Grenada next June

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Also OPEN CUP tonight

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city limits born and raised

who are all these losers

Just saw Ozzie Alonso did his cruciate, surely that's the end of his career? If so RIP my dude, MLS stalwart.

MLS droppin players left and right

What's next after Charlotte?

Not Sacramento

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They’re moving forward with some proposal for the rail yards

Maybe…

>Maybe
That's Sactown for ya

Don't disrespect the cup

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>something is old so it's good
oh boy here we go

I really hope North Carolina FC wins so we can shit on them in round 3. Raleigh doesn't deserve happiness.

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you now remember

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kek get fucked

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IT'S ON

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BASED

>Nations League
Who asked for this tourny?

fuck you

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ATL's backup keeper just got ACL'd too. too much turf in MLS tbqh.

LET'S FUCKING GO!

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Any /us open/ bros watching rn?

What do you think about the San Jose Quakes planning to build their own state of the art training facility?

i can't even imagine what the problem would be

What's their fanbase like?

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/our boys/ dont play until tomorrow

white, fat

other than that

also somehow mexican

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Will they be the first MLS team to win CCL?

You may rely on it.

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based lumberjackfrog

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that game was bullshit and new england should have lost by even more

Josef's and Ozzie's injuries occurred on grass

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>go to link this
>forget the opening shot is a soccer ball

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Open Cup action starts early today as the oldest continuously operating professional soccer team in the US (Charleston Battery) faces a close rival from League One

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Based or cringe?

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>USL is base...

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based

>constantly growing*

Unless you live in Fresno, Reno, Austin, Cary, Ottawa, Harrisburg or Richmond.

What's the problem here?

There are at least 5 USL teams that play in baseball stadiums

cringe

almost as cringe as nycfc playing the second leg at red bull arena, or red bulls fans going to that game to root for seattle

-ed and comfy

Kit still looks nice

>9

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The Zombie Rhinos are playing rn

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>have one of the only recognizable brands in lower tier US soccer
>completely change it for some generic shit
Literally why?

A little bit unnecessarily stringent to pick only U23, but this is still pretty pathetic.

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Shut up doyle

>1: Thiago Almada - $16m
>2: Esequiel Barco - $13.5m
>3: Brenner - $13m
>4: Brian Rodriguez - $11.5m
>5: Matias Pellegrini - $9m
>6: Miguel Almiron - $8.25m
>7: Talles Magno - $8m
>8: Facundo Torres - $7.48m
>9: Alan Velasco - $7m
>10: Ake Loba $6.8m
>Yeferson Soteldo
>Andre Horta
>Kaku
>Julian Carranza
>Jairo Torres
>Kevin Cabral
>Gabriel Pereira
>Santiago Sosa
>Federico Navarro
>Lucas Melano

Some are in their first year, some are doing better now that they're out of Miami, and some are Barco
The problems a lot of these players have only a handful of professional appearances so you don't know if they're Pulisic or Ulises Dávila

I don't know if it's Yurosnob zoomers or Yurosnob/Yuro owners

He said 23 because of the U23 initiative

Fatlanta fucking sucks lol

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