Chelsea vs. Real Madrid - Match Thread 1

>Chelsea
Mendy (GK), Rüdiger, Christensen, Jorginho, Thiago Silva, Kanté, CHRISTIAN PULISIC OF THE USA, Mount, James, Azpilicueta (C), Havertz

>Real Madrid
Courtois, Carvajal, Militao, Alaba, Mendy, Casemiro, Kroos, Modric, Valverde, Vinicius, Benzema (all getting fucked by Pulisic soon)

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where are the subs you mong

First for anime

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don't care, Pulisic is starting, gonna go take a shower before the game starts

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Who will kneel today?

someone make a proper thread for the love of god

shut the fuck up spastic cunt

COME ON CHELSEA

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Chelsea winning this 3:0

Pulisic Sister

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real...reeeal go go go

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yes yes hello friend

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even in a photo with her brother she desperately needs to do that lmao

which number will the referee wear?

Checked and seen

who the fuck cares about subs when you know who's going to start for the first 60 minutes you utter sad autist

i knew a mutt baked this
let me open your fat, lazy eyes, kyle: pulisic is a shitter, always was.
and italy not qualifying for the wc won’t change this.

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Chelsea playing 4-4-2 wtf

don't care, didn't ask, we will NOT miss you in November, as missing the world cup is now a trend for you.

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yes yes However:

Gonna watch this while working lads. Will help me get through the rest of the day

How is 4-4-2?

Clearly 3 atb, apzi at lwb

he's right, it's 4-4-2

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For Real Madrid. Dumb fuck.

how old is the brother

Spanish Dragonite

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why is dragonite spanish?

The Brentford result has cracked Tuchel
Fucking 442 lol

Madrid about to be exposed by PREM

user, I...

Based.

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Chelsea is 3 atb, Real Madrid is play 442

>valverde with cmk
then what's he gonna play? RB?

soon

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Thinking back to when you rentboy wankers lost at home to Brentford 4-1 LMFAOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOooOoooo

Todd Boehly in the house.

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but pulisic is utter shite

bad touch, terrible decision of courtois to come out

I am very very scared.

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You'd be lucky to have him as the owner. Ricketts is worse than Kroenke.

pls no Ricketts

>Cauliflower wings at Chelsea
>£7.95

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how was his touch vs Lille?

yeah nah too many ameircans here
going to the burnley everton thread instead

halal are trash, psg easily toyed around with them till refball and the usual mental breakdown happened.

Just for that they deserve to lose

Box probably cost more than the rest of it

London is a disease

>lille
indeed

Oldest in photo

He is probably the best owner in all of American sports. Spends like Roman, uses data analysis for all transfers. Ricketts would be a disaster. Have been horrendous for the Cubs.

honest? i like them.
they are quite enthusiastic but dont take the whole thing all too seriously
quite the opposite of euros

Hoping the pirates/gringo's ass get kicked so hard by RM

This makes me blood boil user. Like, I can't even truly describe how infuriated I am rn.

Lol imagine not making the World Cup

Ricketts would set back US/England relations for 50 years

Where is the madridista thread?

Unbelievably based

I've been skeptical of the criticism of the Ricketts since a lot of it seems to revolve around "muh historic islamophobic comments" which I really, truly, do not give a shit about.
But yeah seems like they're a bad bunch even sporting wise. I would have preferred British owners but if it absolutely has to be Yanks I'd go with Boehly.

fuck you

CHI

>yeah nah too many ameircans here
sounds like you're mom's vagoo lmao

Singles and PuliGOD and the CHAD-S-A win the world cup this year

>Chelsea
>Americans
>anime

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(((theo epstein))) defense force

they're flat out bad owners. They have dismantled the world series winning Cubs.

Boehly just spent like 150 mil on one player for the Dodgers. They almost always get their transfers right. They always compete for the title. Outstanding owner group.

>Valverde playing RW
>to help Carvajal
damn

shut the fuck up faggot. come see me at the cubby bear, you're not a real chicagoan, you're not a real cubs fan

Problem?

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>christensen
Yikes

nowhere at all, this is the match thread, whether you like it or not PuliGOD is scoring 2 today at least
b a s e d !

before the ricketts bought the cubs they last won a world series when the ottoman empire still existed.

>they're flat out bad owners. They have dismantled the world series winning Cubs.
Yeah that seems to be going around, just dunno why 99% of the talk about them here in England is just REEEEEing that they said something racist once or that they support the Republicans.
I literally don't give a shit about any political stuff. I just want owners who are decent on a sporting level and not incompetent.

They're scared of Pulisic. Look at last year. Will open space elsewhere.

Me on the right

oh that's grim

mid 30s or something

Ricketts are probably bottom 5 worst owners in baseball

can't wait for pulishit to do absolutely nothing in this game, as always

they didn't dismantle anything. they offered all of their key players extensions for more money than they ended up signing for elsewhere. they signed off on all of epstein's terrible contracts like heyward and kimbrel.

when they finally pulled the plug on the glory years, their team got better.

In more pleasant news, I am going to bake me a homemade calzone.

that's very accurate

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Why did the key players refuse to sign?

scored 2 goals in their last UCL KO games vs Lille

Also scored and assisted vs Real Madrid last season

This is bullshit. I'm a diehard cubs fan. They people they have hired have ruined the team. Imagine not blaming them for their managerial and executive appointments.

yeah the virtue signaling is pathetic (when they absolutely wouldn't give a shit if some oil sheik who was going splash money came in). Just come out and say you think he will be a shitty owner instead of trying to sugar coat it.

presumably because they wanted even more money and thought they could do better on the open market. but then they had less productive seasons.

ancelotti is a fucking terrorist i swear i am shooting the bastard

imagine arguing for the Ricketts over Boehly

Dubs and Pulisic suffers a career-ending injury

if you're a diehard cubs fan, you'd know the whole thing was obviously getting stale.

4-3-3 again, fucking old senile retard

Be honest. Who would you pick to be owner between them?

camavinga isn't proven faggot.

>4-3-3
4-5-1(5-4-1) you mean

i'm just trying to set the record straight on the cubs specifically. if the big knock is "they don't spend as much as the dodgers", take that up with 29 clubs.

theo was given the run of the place and jammed it up.

Checked. Even kek knows.

>CHRISTIAN PULISIC OF THE USA
Lol

Not sure I appreciate all the baseball talk in this thread... mainly cause I don't understand it and things that I don't understand scare me.

read my post from a while ago if you want to know how bad the Ricketts are.
this user knows.
>le turn wrigleyville into a tourist attraction

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my issue with them is their poor executive and management hires. It would be Man United situation all over again with Chelsea.

what else do they sell?

>Pulingz last name on the teamsheet
Big oof

gib link to stream pls