do you run away or let her kill you?
A girl slasher chases after you
I eat her pusy
rape
Only if she looks like that
You fight back, just enough to cut her top and let her boobies out, then you run away, slowly, and take lots of photos.
how kill?
Self defense using my cc. Comfort her with my penis.
Fight back. If she wins, I get a boner. If I win, I get a boner and the opportunity to use it.
Women are incompetent, i put a banana peel on the floor and she slips on it and then i rape.
shoot her with shotgun then shoot her with benis
>let her kill you
>Implying a woman could kill me
if you do that, how do you fuck every hole?
bend her over and fuck pusy like a real man
*grabs you by the throat*
Hows THIS for a woman trying to kill you
*snaps your neck*
Wasn't "Jason" a woman in 1st movie anyway?
I rape her
>Either/Or logical fallacy.
based
i would try to fuck her
How?
Imagine going to jail for raping a slasher killer.
*unzips dick*
I'll show you how
*walks towards you*
FEEL THE POWER OF M-
*trips over popcorn*
*falls flat on face*
W-what?? that wasnt there before
*looks around*
Oh. my. G-D!
*looks up at the man behind him*
ROBERT?
Rape her, obviously.
>g-d
spotted the actual jew
sauce? IG?
that's his mother, and she wasn't even hot in that movie.
wtf is wrong with y'all?
absolutely nothing
I would rape he ofc!
im a virgin and dont do any drugs and i dont have a group of friends so following slasher rules i cant be killed
you know nerds can die in slasher movies right?
Women are weaker than men and wouldn't EVER pose a threat to me physically
You got a license for that based opinion?
>excuse me incel?
Welcome to Yea Forums, hope you enjoy your stay.
Yes.
who is that?
>She is still 5 foot 2 and weights a buck thirty meaning that even the average man can toss her
If a woman is built like a skinny thot (most of them usually are) then yes they are weaker in comparison. Fat bitches though would require more strength.
Why do i think she's close to being a tranny?
I blow a cloud of vape smoke to conceal myself before disarming and snapping her neck with BJJ moves
>Are you picking on my fellow queen incel?
Women are stronger than you think. Go watch WMMA and look up Amanda Nunes
that looks hideously photoshopped
Theyre actually way weaker than you think. Just feeble
>say what incel?!
Now THIS is high IQ posting.
>y'all
fucking ugly
me on the left
only if she was alita.
>*grabs you by the throat*
Top kek
>*grabs you by the throat*
>instant erection
>all the blood goes into my boner
>can't choke me because there is no blood to cease
>???
>proceds to rape
CHECKMATE.
*whips out meat scepter*